Plus: Trump says Elon has gone "off the rails," Tesla sheds $68B, CoreWeave buys Core Scientific for $9B, Zuck poaches Apple's AI guru, and Dorsey drops a WhatsApp rival.
Plus: Joe & the Juice IPO, Bilt valued at $10B, Wimbledon seats being flipped for huge profits, and Morgan Stanley gave Ben Shelton’s sister the week off after he reached R16.
Plus: Tech bro gets exposed for holding multiple jobs, Palmer Luckey and Peter Thiel drop latest venture, Oracle keeps mooning, and Modelo CEO blames Trump for beer slump.
Plus: Guggenheim CEO buys Lakers in a $10B deal, Circle is up 500% since IPO, and Elizabeth Warren vs Private Equity Part 9,757,399.
Plus: Goldman open for SPAC business, Barclays hires McKinsey to restructure IB division, xAI burning $1B/month, Chase Sapphire card price up 45%, and the 'infinite workday.'
Plus: Bitcoin up ~50% off April lows, hits $112K ATH, generational bag fumble from Apple as Jony Ive joins OpenAI, and NYC's hottest new workout class.
Plus: US-China trade deal sent futures soaring, Elizabeth Holmes' husband raising millions for new blood testing startup, and remote workers are more engaged but less happy.
Plus: Wall Street bonuses set to wilt amid tariff chaos, Instacart CEO joins OpenAI, Trump urged Americans to buy stocks after the first major trade deal was struck with Britain.
Plus: Best Buffett quotes, S&P 500's longest winning streak in 20 years, Baird hits back at WSJ report, Sweetgreen defends $16 salads, and a finfluencer faces fraud charges.
Plus: Amazon-Trump beef, Barclays bringing back tequila shots, Q1 GDP forecasts turn negative, Snap is down bad, and creator jobs are up 7.5x since the pandemic.
Plus: Harvard joins Yale in dumping PE investments, Jane Street took 10% of US equity market in 2024, Google crushed earnings, and Adam Neumann eyeing another IPO.
Plus: Dow faces worst April since Great Depression after Trump calls Powell "major loser," Harvard's cuts could unravel Boston economy & why the real Trump trade is 'Sell America.'
