Plus: Eli Lilly joins $1T club, private equity firms are flooding the junk-debt market to pay themselves, and more buyout pros are debating leaving the industry.
Plus: Hong Kong’s IPO boom, JPM told clients to buy the dip, Pakistan stock market up 40%, the bankers behind Argentina's bailout, and you can now bet on the price of labubus.
Plus: Nvidia reports earnings today, Larry Summers ‘deeply ashamed’ after new Epstein emails, ex-banker charged with insider trading, and Google drops Gemini 3.
Plus: Topgolf receives private equity interest, BTC winter is here, Bill Ackman offers dating advice, and Cantor Fitzgerald is on track for its most lucrative year.
Plus: Robinhood will deliver you cash on GoPuff for $6.99, Scotland rolling out kilt bonds, Botox in trouble, and Build-a-Bear on Nvidia-like tear.
Plus: Goldman made $110 million on EA's LBO, ghost jobs are complicating the job market, and why Anthropic is becoming profitable much faster than OpenAI.
Plus: Mamdani wins NYC race, Karp calls Burry “bats*** crazy,” Bitcoin slips below $100K, bankers expected to get 12% bigger bonuses, and Papa John’s is down bad.
Plus: Marathon times are becoming the new status symbol for Wall Street’s elite, UBS may be relocating to the U.S., and how AI could make toxic bosses even worse.
Plus: Fed cut 25bps, Meta dropped 8%, Nvidia joined $5T club, Target Zoom call mishap, Fiserv cratered after slashing guidance, and a trader bet $21M on a 30% SPY rally in 2026.
Plus: MANGO is the new FAANG, KKR bullish on private jets, and the cold war between banks and private credit just turned hot after Dimon's "cockroach" jab.
Plus: Oura hit an $11 billion valuation, Papa John’s ripping on Apollo take-private report, Goldman warns of more AI-driven job cuts, and Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished.
Plus: Attending a wedding now costs as much as a month’s rent, Dimon worried about market correction, animal spirits back in M&A, and Nvidia and Silver keep mooning.
