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May 28, 2026

🍋 JPMorgan’s $4.25M Food Platter

Plus: A mystery chip stock soared 70% from a single X post, a Google engineer bet on inside information via prediction markets and Robinhood is letting AI trade on your behalf.

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May 26, 2026

🍋 Great to Be a Banker Again

Plus: Messi is a billionaire, short bets are at a decade high, and Zoom quietly made $1 billion on an Anthropic bet.

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May 21, 2026

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income taxes.

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May 14, 2026

🍋 Banks Making a Comeback

Plus: Warsh is confirmed, inflation is back at 2022 levels, and Blackstone is building a fund designed to outlast most careers.

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May 08, 2026

🍋Wall Street Bonus Increases Coming

Plus: Rana hires an attorney who repped Epstein accusers, eBay bans GameStop's Ryan Cohen, AI trading loses money, and Apple's putting cameras in AirPods.

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Apr 28, 2026

🍋 AI Already Coming for Analysts

Plus: The OpenAI-Microsoft relationship just got a lot more complicated, Ackman is finally going public today, and an electric air taxi just flew from JFK to Manhattan.

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Apr 24, 2026

🍋 Swap Your House for Anthropic

Plus: Celebrity athletes are backing PE funds, the government may buy Spirit Airlines, and both Microsoft and Meta are trimming headcount for AI.

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Apr 23, 2026

🍋 $100M Fees Are Back

Plus: Thoma Bravo's $5B equity wipeout, Google Cloud launching a $750M fund for consultants, and Wall Street is selling sophisticated quant trading to the masses.

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Apr 21, 2026

🍋 Wall Street Feeds Itself

Plus: Jersey Mike's files for an IPO, Apple is getting a new CEO, and direct lending fundraising comes to a standstill.

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Apr 13, 2026

🍋 New AI Model Scares Bankers

Plus: Trump pumps Palantir, Wall Street launches CDS tools to bet against private credit, and Barron Trump is launching a herbal tea company.

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Apr 06, 2026

🍋 Elon’s Side Deal for Bankers

Plus: Jobs came in 3x hotter than expected, AI is cutting jobs faster than anyone predicted, and the private jet industry is feeling some pain.

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Apr 01, 2026

🍋 JPMorgan Now Selling the American Dream

Plus: How Whoop hit a $10 billion valuation, UBS culture under the microscope, PE's bet on fast food and defense, and $94 billion in dividend recaps last year.

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