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Aug 14, 2026

🍋 Forbes Curse Strikes Again

Plus: Anthropic is heading toward a $2 trillion IPO valuation, potentially the largest software buyout in history, and a hedge fund divorce just became a $6 billion negotiation.

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Aug 13, 2026

🍋 The $12.5B Mona Lisa

Plus: Africa is having a record funding year, Goldman buys ETF provider for $2.3B and Alex Cooper raises at a $500M valuation.

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Jul 15, 2026

🍋 Banks are Eating Again

Plus: IBM just had its worst day ever, Apollo is going toe-to-toe with JPMorgan for blue-chip loans, and the superrich are landmaxxing.

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Jul 10, 2026

🍋 Boutiques Keep Paying Up

Plus: Carlyle makes 5x return on data center power unit, Goldman bans staff from prediction market bets, and US venture capital just had its best half-year ever.

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Jul 03, 2026

🍋 Sovereign Wealth Never Sleeps

Plus: JPMorgan is paying for Charlie Javice's gummy bears, Ken Griffin bought an entire Miami condo building, and bowlers are mad about private equity.

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Jun 22, 2026

🍋 Wall Street's Hiring Dilemma

Plus: Record money is flooding into tech stocks, the memory chip shortage is touching even Apple, and Vegas has quietly priced out the bargain hunters.

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Jun 18, 2026

🍋 Bankers Picking Teams

Plus: IPO szn heating up, Thoma Bravo is down bad, a hedge fund lost $50B snubbing Nvidia for Adobe, and Florida is building luxury hotels for space tourists.

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Jun 17, 2026

🍋 Goldman Joins $1T Club

Plus: Bain made 20x ($15 Billion) on a chip bet, four MIT grads in their mid-20s just became billionaires, and SpaceX passed Amazon in market cap.

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Jun 03, 2026

🍋 Elon’s 0.75% IPO Fees

Plus: Princeton walked back its divestment pledge, OpenAI is coming for Wall Street's workflows, and Victoria's Secret just had its best day in years.

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May 28, 2026

🍋 JPMorgan’s $4.25M Food Platter

Plus: A mystery chip stock soared 70% from a single X post, a Google engineer bet on inside information via prediction markets and Robinhood is letting AI trade on your behalf.

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May 26, 2026

🍋 Great to Be a Banker Again

Plus: Messi is a billionaire, short bets are at a decade high, and Zoom quietly made $1 billion on an Anthropic bet.

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May 21, 2026

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income taxes.

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