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🍋 Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects
Plus: Ken Griffin running into opposition over plans to build a personal heliport in Miami, Oracle is invoking force majeure on a Stargate data center, and Aschenbrenner's fund has paid Goldman $200 million in fees.

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Good Morning! Morgan Stanley is working to contain the damage from a leaked deal list, and regulators in China and India are already investigating the incident. Ken Griffin is running into opposition over plans to build a personal heliport in Miami Beach, even after claiming his helicopter is the quietest model available.
Blackstone is launching a private markets fund for retail clients outside the US for the first time in its history. Leopold Aschenbrenner's Situational Awareness hedge fund reportedly paid Goldman Sachs over $200 million, more than any other Goldman hedge fund client. And Trump Jr.'s 1789 Capital is in talks to raise $3 billion in new funds.
Plus: Blackstone shelved a $3 billion collateralized fund obligation deal after months of trying to offload aging PE stakes, and just how gross nail-biting really is.
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Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects

It's been a rough year for private credit, and it's looking for new places to lend. JPMorgan has an idea for the credit-card applicants it doesn't want: let private credit have them.
The bank is exploring a so-called “second-look” program that would allow outside lenders to approve some applicants JPMorgan rejects for co-branded cards. The cards are tied to partners like United Airlines, Amazon and Marriott, and some private-credit giants like Blue Owl, Blackstone, KKR and Sixth Street have expressed interest.
Airlines and retailers want as many customers as possible approved for their cards because more cardholders mean more spending. But banks, on the other hand, are the ones on the hook for the credit risk if those customers stop paying. That tension has blown up partnerships before, and Walmart ditched Synchrony partly over approval rates, and Goldman's willingness to approve nearly everyone Apple wanted contributed to a much riskier Apple Card book. JPMorgan, which is preparing to take over the Apple Card program, has a pretty obvious incentive not to relearn that lesson the hard way.
JPMorgan can keep its own underwriting standards intact while allowing another lender to take a second look at borrowers it turns down. Roughly 85% of JPMorgan's existing credit-card balances come from consumers with FICO scores of at least 660, so the second-look pool would naturally skew toward borrowers outside the bank's normal comfort zone. And private credit's entire business model, which is all about finding ways to fund loans banks either can't or don't want to keep on their own balance sheets, seems like a pretty good middle-ground.
The private credit industry had a much rougher 2026, with rising defaults in the corporate direct-lending business that made private credit famous. So naturally, the industry is looking for new places to put its enormous piles of capital to work and, rather than making a $500 million loan to one highly leveraged company, firms can fund thousands of credit-card, personal-loan or buy-now-pay-later balances and spread the risk across a much larger pool of borrowers.
Takeaway: Private credit grew up feasting on loans banks backed away from after the financial crisis. Now it may be getting a shot at something even more mainstream: the customers JPMorgan itself says no to. If this goes anywhere, the next frontier for private credit might not be another leveraged buyout; it might be the guy who just got declined for a United card.
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Market Update
Stocks ended little changed as WTI crude rose 3% and Brent stayed above $100, with reports of talks for a phased Strait of Hormuz reopening.
The 10-year Treasury yield hit 5.21%, its highest since 2007, and the 30-year climbed to 5.47%, its highest since 2004.
Diesel prices surged to record highs, adding to broader inflation concerns.
Economic Data
Yesterday's PMI data showed business activity expanding at its fastest pace since 2021, consistent with roughly 5% annualized GDP growth.
S&P 500 earnings are on track for the year to grow 36%.
Rising yields reflect both inflation concerns and stronger growth, per the report.
China Trade and Corporate News
Treasury Secretary Bessent announced the U.S. and China agreed to extend their trade truce two months, through January 10.
The extension precedes planned leader meetings at the APEC summit in November and the G20 summit in December.
Oracle shares fell more than 3% after invoking force majeure on a New Mexico data center project amid regulatory setbacks.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Meta ($META) +5% after unveiling the $1,299 Meta VR headset and a compact AI device called Charm.
(–) Oracle ($ORCL) -3% because the company sent a force majeure notice on its $165 billion Project Jupiter AI data center in New Mexico.
(–) MGM Resorts ($MGM) -11% after Barry Diller's People Inc. withdrew its $18 billion bid to take the casino operator private.
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Precision Neuroscience, a brain-computer interface startup, raised $250 million
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Pixxel, an Indian hyperspectral imaging startup, raised $100 million
Poseidon Aerospace, a developer of cargo-hauling unmanned aircraft, raised $60 million
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