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Plus: IPO szn heating up, Thoma Bravo is down bad, a hedge fund lost $50B snubbing Nvidia for Adobe, and Florida is building luxury hotels for space tourists.

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βYou arenβt wealthy until you have something money canβt buy.β β Garth Brooks
Good morning! Thoma Bravo posted the second-largest loss in PE history, a $5 billion wipeout on its 2021 investment after Medallia was handed to lenders. The Fed held rates steady in Kevin Warsh's first meeting as chair. And Clearlake raised $14.8 billion for its eighth private equity fund.
VSCO is taking on Adobe with a new app and a $500 plan for pros. A Florida stock-picker lost $50 billion by snubbing Nvidia for Adobe. And the space race is sparking a luxury hotel boom along Florida's coast.
Plus: Citigroup wants to double its share of the Nordic M&A boom, and how generosity became cringe.
The T-REX 2X Long SpaceX Daily Target ETF (SPAX) is now live, seeking 2x SpaceX's daily performance. Check it out here.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Bankers Picking Teams

The IPO market is back, but the next wave is creating an awkward problem for Wall Street: bankers may have to choose teams. OpenAI and Anthropic are both preparing for potential IPOs later this year, and Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley are expected to play major roles in both. The catch is that the same individual bankers cannot work on both deals, so the firms are creating separate teams to make sure no sensitive information gets shared between the two AI rivals.
Itβs an unusual move because competing companies rarely go public at the same time using the same top underwriters. When Uber and Lyft listed in 2019, Wall Street split the mandates across different banks: JPMorgan, Credit Suisse, and Jefferies led Lyft while Goldman, Morgan Stanley, and Bank of America led Uber. But OpenAI and Anthropic are so large, so important, and so fee-rich that Goldman and Morgan Stanley cannot exactly sit one out. Instead, they are building internal walls and asking bankers to pick a side in the AI wars.
The money explains the scramble. SpaceXβs IPO used 23 banks and generated roughly $500 million in total fees, with Goldman and Morgan Stanley reportedly earning about $100 million each. OpenAI and Anthropic could be the next mega-paydays, with both companies potentially seeking trillion-dollar valuations. For tech bankers, this is the Super Bowl, the World Cup, and bonus season walking into the same conference room.
The conflict risk is real. OpenAI is trying to catch Anthropic in enterprise customers, while Anthropic is dealing with its own political and regulatory complications. Bankers advising either company will see sensitive details on revenue growth, customer pipelines, compute costs, risk factors, and investor messaging. You probably do not want the same MD helping both companies explain why they are the defining AI platform of the decade.
Takeaway: The AI IPO boom has gotten so big that even Goldman and Morgan Stanley need separate internal camps. SpaceX proved investors will show up for a trillion-dollar future story. OpenAI and Anthropic are about to test whether the market can handle two of them at once. And somewhere inside every tech banking group, a bunch of MDs are quietly figuring out whether they are Team Sam or Team Dario.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Medallia taken over by private credit lender group led by Blackstone (Pitchbook)
Fed holds interest rates steady in first meeting under chair Kevin Warsh (Fox Business)
Clearlake raises $14.8 billion for eighth private equity fund (WSJ)
VSCO challenges Adobe with new app and a $500 plan for pros (BB)
Snubbing Nvidia for Adobe costs Florida stock-picker $50 billion (BB)
The space race is sparking a luxury hotel boom on Florida's coast (CNBC)
Citigroup seeks to double share in Nordic M&A boom (BB)
Warburg Pincus duo prepare to launch new firm (WSJ)
Tech's next IPO wave promises a charitable windfall (WSJ)
Why the PE firm that owns Pizza Hut sold it for half what it paid (Axios)
SpaceX posts first losing day as stock sinks 5%, losing momentum after a multiday rally (CNBC)
AI meme stock gains shape Gen Z's embrace of risk assets (BB)
Amazon says it's 5 years ahead on quantum computing timeline (CNBC)
Simpson Thacher reaps $70M in 5 years leading Carlyle fundraisings (Law.com)
SpaceX surge is creating a unique hedging opportunity (CNBC)
Passive investors who dodged bitcoin are now forced to own SpaceX shares β three times more volatile (CNBC)
Cyber startup ENT raises $100 million in seed funding (WSJ)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Markets closed lower after the Federal Reserve's June meeting, with investors reacting to a more hawkish policy outlook.
The Fed held rates steady, but policymakers removed the projected 2026 rate cut from the dot plot.
Treasury yields moved higher, with the 10-year yield near 4.49% and the 2-year yield rising to 4.21%.
Oil prices rose modestly but remained in the mid-$70s, while the U.S. dollar strengthened.
Fed Watch
The Fed kept the federal funds rate unchanged at 3.50%-3.75%.
Policymakers raised inflation forecasts and removed their easing bias from the policy statement.
The updated dot plot showed nine officials projecting at least one rate hike, eight expecting no change, and one projecting a rate cut.
The Fed also lowered its near-term growth outlook while upgrading its labor-market assessment.
Economic Data Highlights
Retail sales increased 0.9% in May, above expectations for a 0.6% gain.
Higher gasoline prices contributed to the increase, with gas station sales rising 3.4% month-over-month.
Core retail sales measures that feed directly into GDP also posted solid gains.
The report indicated continued strength in consumer spending despite weak sentiment readings.
Movers & Shakers
(+) La-Z-Boy ($LZB) +15% after crushing Q4 estimates as operating profit surged 40% on margin expansion.
(+) Robinhood ($HOOD) +9% because the company laid off 10% of its workforce, prompting analyst reratings.
(β) SpaceX ($SPCX) -5% after pulling back from Mondayβs intraday high of $225 because IPO hype faded.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
CuspAI, a U.K. AI startup focused on material sciences, raised $400 million
Odyssey, a developer of world models, raised $310 million
Ent, a workspace security startup, raised $100 million
Triveni Bio, a developer of antibody treatments for immunological and inflammatory disorders, raised $65 million
FirstClub, an Indian quick commerce startup, raised $55 million
Adaptive Innovations, a home health care agency, raised $50 million
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