πŸ‹ Forbes 30u30 to Prison Pipeline

Plus: SpaceX and xAI's $1.25 trillion merger, tariff deal with India sends stocks close to all-time highs, and the first big oil and gas deal of 2026 just happened.

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β€œWall Street makes so much money. And they don’t do very much.” β€” Jeffrey Epstein

Good Morning! Elon announced that SpaceX has acquired xAI, combining his rocket and AI ventures, ahead of a potential $1.25T IPO. Palantir beat estimates on strong AI and defense demand. Rare-earth stocks jumped after Trump proposed a $12B critical minerals stockpile.

Devon Energy and Coterra Energy are merging in a $58B all-stock shale deal. NYC is on pace for its longest deep freeze in 65 years. Stephen Ross and Ken Griffin say Florida is the future of business.

Plus: pre-revenue AI startups keep raising, U.S. tariffs on India will drop to 18% after India agreed to end Russian oil purchases, and a hedge fund boss sued by his own mother declared bankruptcy while listing two guinea pigs among $239k in assets.

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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY

Forbes 30u30 to Prison Pipeline

Forbes’ 30 Under 30 list is starting to look a lot less like a crystal ball for future billionaires and more like an early warning system for fraud. After Sam Bankman-Fried, Martin Shkreli, and Charlie Javice made the cut, a 2025 honoree is now facing up to 52 years in prison.

Gokce Guven, the 26-year-old founder and CEO of fintech startup Kalder, was indicted on charges of securities fraud, wire fraud, and visa fraud.

Federal prosecutors allege she defrauded investors from her fintech startup out of roughly $7 million. At the close of its funding round, Kalder was valued at $35 million, and Guven was worth nearly $15 million.

Kalder pitched itself as a fintech marketing platform that helped brands create and monetize custom rewards programs. But according to the indictment, key clients featured in investor materials, including Godiva and the International Air Transport Association, were either exaggerated or nonexistent. Some brands were only running free or heavily discounted pilots. Others had no agreement with Kalder at all.

Prosecutors say Guven maintained two sets of books. One was the company’s actual finances and was prepared by legitimate auditors. And the other was allegedly heavily inflated and shown to investors during the 2024 seed round.

While Guven claimed Kalder had reached $1.5 million in annual recurring revenue by March 2024, internal records reportedly showed total revenue for all of 2023 was closer to $50,000.

Guven is also accused of visa fraud tied to her application for an O-1A visa, often referred to as the β€œgenius visa,” which she was granted last fall.

Takeaway: Forbes’ 30 Under 30 is a spotlight, not a diligence process. That spotlight can amplify founders under intense pressure to grow fast and tell a bigger story than the numbers support. Somewhere between ambition and exaggeration, the line can blur. In any case, the Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline, once again, stays undefeated.

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Musk confirms SpaceX merger with xAI ahead of IPO (YF)

  • Palantir beats fourth-quarter estimates on the strength of AI and defense demand (CNBC)

  • Trump announces $12 billion U.S. stockpile of rare earth minerals (CBS)

  • NYC on track for longest deep freeze in 65 years, here's when it will finally warm up (NYP)

  • Stephen Ross and Ken Griffin think Florida is the future for business (NYT)

  • These billion-dollar AI startups have no products, no revenue and eager investors (WSJ)

  • Trump says U.S. and India reached trade deal, will lower tariffs immediately (CNBC)

  • β€˜Deadbeat’ hedge fund boss declares bankruptcy, lists two guinea pigs among $239K in assets (NYP)

  • Disney signals its next CEO will take over a company with strong momentum (CNBC)

  • Nvidia shares are down after a report that its OpenAI investment stalled (CNBC)

  • Oracle rises after company announces $50 billion fundraising plans. Here's what's happening (CNBC)

  • Family offices brace for higher inflation with real estate and alternative investments (CNBC)

  • How HSBC fashioned a $600B debt machine (FT)

  • Apollo Commercial REIT sells $9 billion book to insurance arm (BB)

  • China bans hidden car door handles in world-first safety policy (BB)

  • Carvana’s red-hot growth runs on a cycle of borrowed money (BB)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Market Update

  • U.S. equities traded higher despite a partial government shutdown taking effect over the weekend

  • Markets were supported by a stronger-than-expected ISM Manufacturing PMI for January

  • Treasury yields moved higher, with the 10-year rising to ~4.28%

  • The U.S. dollar strengthened, with the ICE Dollar Index +~0.7%

Economic Data Highlights

  • ISM Manufacturing PMI beat expectations, pointing to resilient activity early in 2026

  • The government shutdown has delayed key data releases, including JOLTS and Friday’s jobs report

  • GDP impact from shutdowns is typically temporary; past episodes saw activity rebound once funding resumed

Policy & Government Shutdown

  • A partial shutdown is in effect, impacting six federal agencies

  • The Senate passed a bipartisan funding bill; a House vote is expected tomorrow

  • Furloughed workers will receive back pay, Social Security payments continue, and debt servicing is unaffected

  • Shutdown timing may delay tax refunds, a notable issue given higher expected refunds in 2026

Market Context

  • Historically, markets have largely looked through shutdowns

  • During the most recent shutdown, equities rose modestly and bond yields were little changed

  • Despite a prior estimated ~1.5 ppt drag on GDP during shutdown periods, recent data suggest Q4 growth remained strong, with GDPNow tracking 4%+

Looking Ahead

  • Early indications suggest the shutdown could be short-lived, limiting economic fallout

  • Preferred areas remain U.S. large- and mid-caps, supported by AI investment and resilient growth

  • Internationally, developed small- and mid-caps and emerging markets remain attractive beneficiaries of steady global expansion

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Sandisk ($SNDK) +15% after Bernstein raised its price target to $1,000 on strong earnings.

  • (+) Walmart ($WMT) +4% because Trump reached a tariff deal with India.

  • (–) Robinhood ($HOOD) -10% after prediction market volume is expected to fall after the Super Bowl.

Prediction Markets

  • With the growing demand in data center infrastructure, Vertiv Holdings is the current favorite to join the S&P 500.

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Private Dealmaking

  • Architect Capital is in exclusive talks to buy a majority stake in OnlyFans at a $5.5 billion valuation

  • Eldorado Gold agreed to acquire Foran Mining for approximately $2.8 billion

  • ESAB agreed to acquire Eddyfi Technologies for $1.45 billion

  • Bain Capital agreed to acquire FineToday, a Japanese personal-care company, for $1.29 billion

  • CesiumAstro, a space and defense communications company, raised $470 million

  • VulcanForms, a digital metal manufacturing platform, raised $220 million

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Regroup

Description: A thoughtful, grounding guide for anyone running on empty in a culture that never slows down. Jenkins explores why burnout is often a signal, not a failure, and offers a framework for stepping back, recalibrating priorities, and reconnecting with your inner compass. Blending personal reflection, psychology, and practical exercises, the book helps readers reclaim energy, clarity, and a sense of self without blowing up their lives.

Book Length: 288 pages
Release Date: January 14, 2025

Ideal For: Burned out professionals, creatives, leaders, and anyone seeking clarity, calm, and sustainable momentum.

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Skin in the Game

Nassim Taleb argues that people who don't bear the consequences of their decisions shouldn't make those decisions. Pilots fly their own planes. Chefs eat their own food. This is skin in the game.

Moral hazard occurs when people make decisions but others bear the risks. Bankers gambled with depositors' money in 2008. They kept the upside, taxpayers absorbed the downside. Incentives diverged from consequences.

You create moral hazard in your own life. You advise others to take risks you won't take. You share opinions on topics you haven't studied deeply. No skin in the game.

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