Plus: Micron's revenue grew eleven-fold, Sydney Sweeney turned a viral ad into a $2 billion valuation, and Ackman is taking a page from Buffett's playbook.
Plus: MongoDB got Zucked, Goldman is lining up John Waldron to succeed David Solomon, and Nvidia is buying back another $150B of shares.
Plus: PE's exit drought is pushing junior partners out the door, rocket supply can't keep up with space demand, and Wall Street is souring on data centers.
Plus: Anthropic is closing in on $100 billion in revenue, New York's wealthy are at war over helicopter noise, and 55% chance of another rate hike next month.
Plus: Hardware is back in fashion, Apollo is flagging risk in hyperscaler debt, and companies can't explain what their AI spending is returning.
Plus: Americans are handing over their stock portfolios to AI agents, Wall Street is questioning how long the data center boom lasts, and hedge funds are becoming the Treasury market's new anchor.
Plus: LIV Golf is heading toward bankruptcy, HSBC is cutting senior bankers at crisis-era levels, and job interviews now include proving you're not a North Korean deepfake
Plus: Citadel just had its best quarter ever, Advent and Stripe walked away from a $50 billion PayPal deal, and Drake's streetwear brand is now owned by a private equity-backed IP firm.
Plus: The SEC is probing Situational Awareness, Goldman is warning AI is eroding bankers' judgment, and Silicon Valley parents are keeping screens away from their own children.
Plus: A backflipping robot stock surged 600% in its market debut, national debt crossed $40 trillion, and Honey Deuce prices are not increasing this year.
Plus: Google bought bankrupt Spirit Airlines' emails for $10 million, UC offloaded PE stakes at a discount, and 25,000 New Yorkers are waiting to get their bodies scanned.
Plus: Anthropic is heading toward a $2 trillion IPO valuation, potentially the largest software buyout in history, and a hedge fund divorce just became a $6 billion negotiation.
