Plus: xAI raises another $10 billion, all Citadel funds are in the green for 2025, Amazon will soon have more robots than humans, and Figma filed for an IPO.
Plus: Wealthy New Yorkers looking to flee after Mamdani's win, Meta successfully poached three OpenAI researchers, one of Elon’s top execs exits Tesla, and Trump to name Powell replacement soon.
Plus: Futures fall after Iran strikes, Apollo circling Papa John’s, investors are piling into bonds, and GameStop dropped 22% after announcing plans to buy Bitcoin.
Plus: America's 560k new millionaires, JPMorgan will let clients borrow against crypto, and Thoma Bravo raises a massive $34.4B across three funds.
Plus: Subway-owner buys Dave's Hot Chicken for $1B, Equinox and SoulCycle sued for making it hard to cancel memberships, and are AI data centers the next bubble?
Plus: Nvidia beats earnings (yawn), stock pops 5%, Trump’s reciprocal tariffs get blocked, Elon exits the White House, and Hailey Bieber lands a unicorn exit.
Plus: Bitcoin up ~50% off April lows, hits $112K ATH, generational bag fumble from Apple as Jony Ive joins OpenAI, and NYC's hottest new workout class.
Plus: Retail investors shrugged off Moody’s downgrade with record dip-buying, Regeneron scooped up 23andMe, Dimon softened on Bitcoin, and AI may kill the ETF boom.
Plus: Tesla rejoined $1T club after a 40% rally, Coinbase ripped 11% on news of S&P inclusion, CrowdStrike CEO gifts $1B in shares, and Perplexity raising at $14B valuation.
Plus: Google falls on concerns AI could replace search engines, Disney up 11% on blockbuster earnings and Abu Dhabi theme park, and the fastest-growing roles for grads.
Plus: OpenAI ditched for-profit plans, Berkshire Hathaway slipped 5%, Marc Rowan doesn’t agree with Buffett on tariffs, and the White House’s student loan crackdown.
Plus: Amazon-Trump beef, Barclays bringing back tequila shots, Q1 GDP forecasts turn negative, Snap is down bad, and creator jobs are up 7.5x since the pandemic.
