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🍋 The Tariff Machine Broke
Plus: Anthropic rekt cybersecurity stocks, Equinox’s $40k/year membership has a 1,000+ person waitlist, and Centerview settled lawsuit over junior banker hours.

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"I am the largest individual taxpayer in history. I've paid over $10B in tax. I thought the IRS might send me a little trophy or something." — Elon Musk
Good Morning! Cybersecurity stocks tanked after Anthropic unveiled Claude Code Security, with CrowdStrike and Cloudflare down 8%+. Equinox’s chairman says its $40K annual membership has a 1,000+ person waitlist. Goldman launched an S&P ex-AI index, SPXXAI, for investors who want the benchmark without AI exposure.
Evercore’s Rich Ross is dropping hip-hop-infused research notes like “CapEx Gon’ Give IT to Ya” and “30 Yr Mortgage: Shawty Get LOW LOW LOW.” JPMorgan closed Trump’s accounts a month after Jan. 6. And KKR and a16z-backed Cross River Bank is eyeing an IPO.
Plus: Centerview settled its suit over junior banker hours. OpenAI is targeting $600B in compute spend by 2030, and how to overcome public speaking fears.
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The Tariff Machine Broke

The Supreme Court dealt a 6–3 blow to President Donald Trump’s tariff regime on Friday. And, within 24 hours, Trump responded by raising a new global tariff to 15%.
In a majority opinion written by Chief Justice John Roberts, the Court ruled that the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) does not authorize the president to impose tariffs. IEEPA allows presidents to regulate certain economic transactions after declaring a national emergency, but it does not explicitly mention tariffs, and before Trump, no administration had used it that way.
The Court’s logic was straightforward: the Constitution gives Congress the power to tax, tariffs are taxes, and if the president wants sweeping tariff authority, Congress must clearly grant it.
Markets initially cheered the ruling as a step toward predictability, with import-heavy sectors hopeful tariff policy will be constrained by statute rather than executive action.
But the legal fallout has enormous fiscal implications: estimates from the Penn-Wharton Budget Model suggest that up to $175 billion in tariffs collected under IEEPA could now be subject to refund claims, creating one of the largest potential repayment exposures in U.S. trade history. Hundreds of companies have already signaled intentions to sue for refunds.
Trump didn’t retreat and, after the ruling, he reinstated a 10% global tariff under Section 122 of the Trade Act of 1974, then raised it to 15% the next day. Section 122 allows tariffs of up to 15% for 150 days to address balance-of-payments concerns, after which the administration says it will pivot to Section 301, a more durable pathway that requires formal investigations into unfair trade practices.
Takeaway: The Supreme Court has drawn a clear line limiting the president’s ability to impose tariffs on his own, pushing the administration to rely on temporary laws passed by Congress. For markets, the issue is no longer whether tariffs will exist, but how stable the legal framework behind them will be.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Cyber stocks slide as Anthropic unveils Claude security tool (BB)
Equinox's $40,000-a-year membership has a waiting list (CNBC)
Goldman Sachs launches an AI-free index (Axios)
Wall Street analyst spins hip-hop infused notes (Axios)
VC-backed Cross River Bank eyes IPO (Axios)
Jun 2028 - S&P down 38% from highs - AI exceeded every expectation (Citrini)
JPMorgan says it closed Trump's accounts a month after Jan. 6 attack (YF)
Centerview settles suit over young banker hours (WSJ)
OpenAI targets $600B in total compute spend by 2030 (CNBC)
Q4 U.S. GDP up just 1.4%, badly missing estimate; inflation firms at 3% (CNBC)
The bond market’s ‘quiet stabilizer’ is fading, and Treasurys face the most risk (CNBC)
Bath & Body Works starts selling on Amazon (CNBC)
Blue Owl sold private loans to pension giants and own insurer (BB)
Ex-Googlers charged with stealing phone processor secrets (BB)
Oil prices jump and gold hits $5k as tensions ramp up between Iran and the US (CNN)
Big Tech’s soaring spending on AI is eating into stock buybacks (BB)
NJ Transit riders see simple commutes turn into crowded slogs (BB)
World’s biggest PE houses struggle to exit China deals (FT)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities reversed early losses and closed higher after the Supreme Court struck down President Trump’s global tariffs
Retail and technology stocks led gains
Treasury yields moved modestly higher; the U.S. dollar declined
Court ruled 6–3 that emergency powers were exceeded; refund question, potentially $170B, sent to lower courts
Administration announced a temporary 10% global tariff under Section 122, with potential action under Sections 301 and 232, then raised it to 15% over the weekend
Economic Data Highlights
Q4 GDP rose 1.4% annualized, below expectations for 2.8%, partly impacted by the shutdown
Full-year 2025 GDP still grew a solid 2.2%
Core PCE (Dec) rose 0.4% MoM, 3.0% YoY, highlighting lingering inflation pressure
Geopolitical Developments
Reports suggest the U.S. may consider limited action against Iran if nuclear negotiations stall
WTI crude near $66, recently at six-month highs, but still near the low end of its five-year range
EIA indicates global oil oversupply expected to persist through 2026
Historically, geopolitical flare-ups have produced limited and short-lived market effects
Sector Trends
Technology sentiment stabilized ahead of Nvidia’s earnings (Feb 25)
Software sector weight in the S&P 500 has fallen sharply from ~12% to just above 8% amid AI disruption concerns
Valuations in parts of software may now reflect significant pessimism
Broader 2026 theme remains pro-cyclical rotation, though tech rebounded today
Movers & Shakers
(+) Celsius ($CELH) +9% after the energy drink company provided upbeat commentary to investors.
(+) Opendoor ($OPEN) +8% because the real estate company beat earnings.
(–) CoreWeave ($CRWV) -8% after its AI data center deal with Blue Owl fell through.
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Private Dealmaking
Taalas, a chipmaker, raised $169 million
Code Metal, a code translation startup for defense industries, raised $125 million
Render, a cloud infrastructure platform, raised $100 million
Jump, an AI meeting assistant for financial advisors, raised $80 million
Freeform, a 3D-printing metal manufacturing company, raised $67 million
TRex Bio, a biotechnology company developing precision immunoregulatory medicines, raised $50 million
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