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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 19, 2026

🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 17, 2026

🍋 Private Equity's AI Distribution Engine

Plus: Apollo co-president calls out “arrogance” in private markets, Nvidia’s trillion-dollar order book, and Manhattan median rent crosses $5,000.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 13, 2026

🍋 Private Equity Pay Scheme Challenged

Plus: PE can't even beat the market without Mag7, hedge funds struggling, UBS junior bankers are losing the WFH battle, robot dishwashers are worth over a billion dollars.

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Mar 12, 2026

🍋 Pentagon Capital Partners

Plus: David Protein faces class action lawsuit for understating calories as much as 83%, Qatari investors eye Papa John’s, and is the slop bowl era over?

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 05, 2026

🍋 Coffee Roll-Ups?

Plus: Morgan Stanley is laying off 2,500 employees, Apple drops $599 MacBook, and Nvidia done investing in OpenAI?

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 03, 2026

🍋 Blackstone’s Data Center Push

Plus: Dimon says AI could shrink the workweek to four days, oil prices jump most since 2022, Zuck buys $170M Miami house, and the most socially useful way to spend a $1B.

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Mar 02, 2026

🍋 The Loan-to-Own Rave

Plus: Trump blacklists Anthropic, OpenAI raises $110B at $730B valuation, Moelis banker to plead guilty in insider trading case, and 42% of restaurants did not turn a profit last year.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Feb 17, 2026

🍋 SaaS Bravo

Plus: Gen Z trading home ownership for stock market, Ferrari hires legendary iPhone designer for its first EV, and what really happens when you stop taking Ozempic.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Feb 16, 2026

🍋 PE on Academic Probation

Plus: Anthropic’s Super Bowl ad drove an 11% user surge, SpaceX eyes dual-class IPO structure, the top 6 bankers made $250M in 2025, and Gen Z is splurging on luxury.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Jan 29, 2026

🍋 Private Equity Smells Liquidity

Plus: SpaceX eyes a $1.5T IPO, S&P 500 hits 7,000, Gold blasts past $5,500, and Robinhood races to get retail into Musk’s IPO.

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Jan 08, 2026

🍋 Blackstone vs. the Single Mom

Plus: JPMorgan takes over Apple Card, cuts proxy advisers with AI, Discord files for a U.S. IPO, and what happens to Venezuela’s $60 billion Bitcoin stash?

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Jan 07, 2026

🍋 Wall Street’s Unhinged Hiring Ritual Is Back

Plus: PE management fees fall to a record low, Greenland LBO back on the table, Meta halts Ray-Ban Display rollout, and Morgan Stanley jumps into Bitcoin and Solana ETFs.

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