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🍋 NFL to Launch PE Fund
Short Squeez

Oct 22, 2026

🍋 NFL to Launch PE Fund

Plus: Apollo pauses 2028 on-cycle recruiting, Xbox’s reported $100B valuation, and Anthropic could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow.

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🍋 Dividend Recapmaxxing
Short Squeez

Oct 21, 2026

🍋 Dividend Recapmaxxing

Plus: Anthropic’s potential $750 billion compute bill, Salesforce buys Braze, and Nashville’s $35 million estates.

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🍋 Barbarians at the Bunk Bed
Short Squeez

Oct 7, 2026

🍋 Barbarians at the Bunk Bed

Plus: Bankers will eat good this year with IB bonuses tracking up 20%+, LIV Golf found a lifeline in private equity, and Dimon says one AI model made cyber risk 10x worse.

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🍋 The Carry Crunch
Short Squeez

Sep 28, 2026

🍋 The Carry Crunch

Plus: Millennium raised $30 billion, Oura is four times oversubscribed, and a JPMorgan alum made $640,000 running a NYC run club.

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🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse
Short Squeez

Sep 18, 2026

🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse

Plus: Barclays hit by staff backlash over return-to-office rules, JPMorgan can't model oil, and private credit default rates vary by 18 percentage points depending on the source.

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🍋 PE-Backed Tacos
Short Squeez

Sep 4, 2026

🍋 PE-Backed Tacos

Plus: Nvidia is buying Hugging Face, Blackstone is rationing redemptions for the second time, and Bitcoin crossed $80,000.

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🍋 PE’s AI Consulting Firm Era
Short Squeez

Aug 27, 2026

🍋 PE’s AI Consulting Firm Era

Plus: Nvidia crushes earnings and projects 70% revenue growth in 2028, FDA approves drug that doubles pancreatic cancer survival, and Bill Gates wants to pump the brakes on AI.

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🍋 IPO, Please
Short Squeez

Aug 21, 2026

🍋 IPO, Please

Plus: Anthropic is gearing up to match or beat SpaceX's record IPO, Ackman gave $400 million to brain research after a family health scare, and California pulled in $366 billion in venture funding.

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🍋 Private Credit’s Salt Era
Short Squeez

Aug 18, 2026

🍋 Private Credit’s Salt Era

Plus: a16z under DOJ investigation, General Atlantic is going public, and Nvidia is backing a $105 billion data center in Ohio.

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🍋 The $12.5B Mona Lisa
Short Squeez

Aug 13, 2026

🍋 The $12.5B Mona Lisa

Plus: Africa is having a record funding year, Goldman buys ETF provider for $2.3B and Alex Cooper raises at a $500M valuation.

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🍋 PE’s Dating Bull Market
Short Squeez

Aug 10, 2026

🍋 PE’s Dating Bull Market

Plus: The jobs report missed badly, private credit defaults hit a record, and inside one of Berkshire’s first big post-Buffett bets on housing.

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🍋 The Proprietary CEO
Short Squeez

Jul 24, 2026

🍋 The Proprietary CEO

Plus: Tesla just had its worst single-day market cap loss, peptides about to go more mainstream, and Substack is betting on humans.

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🍋 AI Just Ran a Sell-Side Process
Short Squeez

Jul 13, 2026

🍋 AI Just Ran a Sell-Side Process

Plus: A startup that builds AI agents used one to raise $100M, Apollo outbids a rival for budget airline, and private chef salaries reach $300,000.

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🍋 PE Becoming Heat Detectives
Short Squeez

Jul 9, 2026

🍋 PE Becoming Heat Detectives

Plus: Nvidia lost $1 trillion in market value and is now its cheapest since before the AI boom, Blue Origin valued at $130 billion, and BofA is lending OpenAI half a billion.

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🍋 No exits? No problem
Short Squeez

Jul 6, 2026

🍋 No exits? No problem

Plus: Singapore is becoming a major Wall Street hub, Balogun red card rescinded after Trump call, and Elliott is minting the next generation of hedge fund giants.

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🍋 PE's Zombie Problem
Short Squeez

Jun 29, 2026

🍋 PE's Zombie Problem

Plus: OpenAI delaying going public, SpaceX's bondholders are already underwater, and MBA salaries are sliding

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🍋 Rhoback Meets Private Equity
Short Squeez

Jun 16, 2026

🍋 Rhoback Meets Private Equity

Plus: SpaceX keeps climbing, Nvidia is borrowing $20 billion to keep up with AI demand, and two investment banks just fought over a sovereign debt deal.

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🍋 Apollo Heads to Y'all Street
Short Squeez

Jun 15, 2026

🍋 Apollo Heads to Y'all Street

Plus: The Harvard grad now playing for US soccer, Musk becomes a trillionaire, JPMorgan threw a party with dessert "in the stars," and Vanguard dethrones BlackRock.

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🍋 The $275M Drunken Haze
Short Squeez

Jun 10, 2026

🍋 The $275M Drunken Haze

Plus: PE’s $35 billion AI infrastructure bet, Goldman rejecting over 99% of applicants, and banks quietly gutting their junior ranks.

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🍋 Biggest Chip-Financing
Short Squeez

Jun 1, 2026

🍋 Biggest Chip-Financing

Plus: UBS still doing Credit Suisse-related job cuts, Americans fall behind on credit card bills, and Jefferies sued for a water bond fraud.

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🍋 Harvard’s PE Hangover
Short Squeez

May 29, 2026

🍋 Harvard’s PE Hangover

Plus: Anthropic surpasses OpenAI valuation, Microsoft's AI chief is giving white-collar work 18 months, and Goldman is heading for record dealmaking.

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🍋 Micron Joins Trillion Dollar Club
Short Squeez

May 27, 2026

🍋 Micron Joins Trillion Dollar Club

Plus: Pope called for AI to be "disarmed" in a message detectors flagged as up to 46% AI-written, Wall Street's Claude habit is getting expensive, and Strait of Hormuz looks stuck for months.

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🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble
Short Squeez

May 20, 2026

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

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🍋 OF Meets Wall Street
Short Squeez

May 12, 2026

🍋 OF Meets Wall Street

Plus: Blackstone wants to build 50,000 homes a year, KKR is bailing out its own credit fund, and OpenAI allows employees to sell up to $30M worth of stock.

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🍋 Anthropic Hires Private Equity
Short Squeez

May 5, 2026

🍋 Anthropic Hires Private Equity

Plus: GameStop swung for a $56B acquisition it couldn’t explain how to pay for, Palantir is growing faster than ever, and someone stole $80K of mac & cheese from Chick-fil-A.

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