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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Oct 23, 2025

🍋 Barbarians at the (Japanese) Gate

Plus: Jamie Dimon portrait picked for National Portrait Gallery, Meta laying off 600 AI staff, Tesla missed earnings, and companies with negative earnings outperforming positive ones.

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Oct 21, 2025

🍋 Internet Takes a Day Off

Plus: Jury says BNP Paribas helped fund Sudan’s genocide, water is a fine dining experience now, and women-focused wellness resorts are the next big thing.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Oct 02, 2025

🍋 How Many PE Funds?!

Plus: Elon Musk is halfway to becoming the world’s first trillionaire, OpenAI is now worth as much as him with a $500B valuation, and Poland is offering €2,000 baby bonuses.

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Sep 30, 2025

🍋 Biggest LBO Ever

Plus: JPMorgan’s $20 billion win over private credit, Forbes 30u30 alum gets seven years in prison for defrauding JPM, and Robinhood continues its generational run.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Sep 09, 2025

🍋 Investor Relations Having Its Moment

Plus: Robinhood on a generational run after joining S&P 500, KKR’s CFO is expecting PE consolidation, and the AI boom is leaving consultants behind.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Sep 04, 2025

🍋 The Yale Model Hits a Wall

Plus: American Eagle pops 25% thanks to Sydney Sweeney, bankers are bracing for the busiest IPO week of the year, and former Jefferies exec launches own investment bank.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Sep 02, 2025

🍋 Private Equity’s Winter

Plus: Citi’s wealth boss denies making execs cry, JPM is poaching bankers at a record pace, Celsius is having a monster 2025, and the eternal debate, morning vs. evening workouts?

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Aug 18, 2025

🍋 CV-Squared

Plus: Goldman’s new Dallas campus, founder suicides expose China’s deeper strains, Opendoor CEO out, and a startup turning NYC parking garages into clean energy hubs.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Aug 07, 2025

🍋 Point72’s Party Culture

Plus: Duolingo soared 19% after-hours, Carlyle reported a 12x jump in exits, Apple popped on news of its $100B U.S. investment, and Gowanus is becoming the next Williamsburg.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Jul 22, 2025

🍋 Citi Joins the War on Early Exits

Plus: Jerome Powell hit with a criminal referral, new Astronomer CEO finds silver lining in kiss cam fiasco, Blackstone backs out of TikTok bid, and Trump Media buys $2B in Bitcoin.

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Jul 16, 2025

🍋 Yale Fumbles the Bag

Plus: A $12B valuation for the pre-revenue startup founded by OpenAI’s former CTO, Bill Ackman to donate $10M after his tennis debacle, and the Chainsmokers raise $100M.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Jul 11, 2025

🍋 Public Colleges Buying the PE Dip

Plus: Bitcoin crosses $117k, Jamie Dimon tells Europe: ‘You’re losing,’ BCG fires employees who worked on unauthorized Gaza ‘relocation’ plan, PE giants invest in each other’s deals.

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