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π PE Becoming Heat Detectives
Plus: Nvidia lost $1 trillion in market value and is now its cheapest since before the AI boom, Blue Origin valued at $130 billion, and BofA is lending OpenAI half a billion.

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βMarkets arenβt really rational; theyβre just pretty reasonable.β β Morgan Housel
Good Morning! JPMorgan is creating a new investment banking team focused on small-cap companies valued between $100 million and $500 million. Michaels has gone from a "grandmother's store" to an unlikely success story under Apollo. And BofA handed OpenAI a $520 million credit line, looking to cash in at IPO and secure a role in the listing.
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin was valued at $130 billion in its first outside fundraising round. Manhattan office leasing is seeing its strongest gains in 20 years. And Nvidia is now the cheapest it's been since before the AI boom, after losing roughly $1 trillion in market value in less than two months.
Plus: Delta is launching "basic business" fares without lounge access or seat selection, coffee prices are expected to stay high as volatility lingers, and why just being yourself is terrible advice.
The chips that store AIβs data are running short, and the trade has been on fire. Learn more about the new REX Shares memory ETF.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
PE Becoming Heat Detectives

Private equity has a new question before signing a check: can this business survive the weather? For decades, buyout models mostly treated the climate as someone elseβs problem. But an 18% IRR does not help much when the warehouse is underwater, the insurance bill doubles, or employees cannot work outside, and funds are now figuring that out the expensive way.
Firms are now screening more than $700 billion of private equity assets for heat risk alone, and they are paying real money for answers. Climate analytics firms charge hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to estimate future insurance bills and business interruptions.
EQT has analyzed more than 23,000 infrastructure assets, and Carlyle has even built weather risk into its valuation framework. So the new diligence checklist is becoming leverage, customer concentration, and whether the roof survives a typhoon.
Data centers have made things urgent because, inconveniently, computers do not love extreme heat, which is a slight issue when Wall Street is pouring hundreds of billions into the asset class. And when your hottest infrastructure trade has a physical vulnerability to the thing getting worse every year, someone eventually has to run the numbers.
And because finance cannot discover a new risk without immediately creating a fee pool around it, there is now a trade in measuring the weather too. The climate forecasting and risk assessment market could double to roughly $13 billion by 2030, growing about 15% a year. Venture investors are backing satellite monitoring companies, while PE is eyeing hazard-warning businesses with recurring revenue.
Takeaway: Private equity investors are by no means turning into Greta Thunberg, but theyβre figuring out if weather could blow up the investment before the investment blows up. If heat raises operating costs, floods make insurance unaffordable, or a storm knocks out a key asset halfway through the hold period, that belongs in the model. The funds that build it in early will underwrite better, and funds that ignore it will find out about it later, usually at the worst possible moment. And the firms selling heat maps to everyone in the meantime? Probably the cleanest trade in the whole thing.
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Memory chips (DRAM and NAND) are what let AI systems hold and move data, and right now demand from data centers is blowing past what manufacturers can produce. That shortage has sent memory prices, and memory stocks, soaring in 2026.
The Roundhill Memory ETF (DRAM) launched in April and rode that wave to become the most successful ETF debut in history: up roughly 180% and past $20B in assets in just over two months. Last week its top holding, Micron, posted the best quarter in the memory industryβs history, with gross margins north of 80%.
Now thereβs a leveraged version. The Roundhill T-REX 2X Long DRAM Daily Target ETF (RAM) is live, seeking 200% of DRAMβs daily performance. It comes from the same T-REX franchise behind the first 2X NVIDIA ETF, built in partnership with Roundhill, the issuer of DRAM. RAM resets daily, and monthly options are available.
Visit rexshares.com/ram for the prospectus and risk disclosures. Investing in RAM is not equivalent to investing in DRAM.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
JPMorgan plans to target small-company deals as part of M&A push (WSJ)
Michaels goes from 'grandmother's store' to unlikely success under Apollo (BB)
OpenAI IPO: BofA U-turns on loan for ChatGPT maker to secure role in listing (BB)
Bezos' Blue Origin valued at $130 billion in first outside fundraising round (CNBC)
Manhattan office leasing sees strongest gains in 20 years (CNBC)
Nvidia's $1 trillion slide sends valuation to pre-AI boom levels (BB)
Delta's Basic Business offers a cheaper luxury ticket with fewer perks (WSJ)
Coffee prices to stay high as volatility lingers, Lavazza says (BB)
Why Smucker's $5 billion bet on the Twinkie flopped (WSJ)
SpaceX stock closes below debut price at $148 in two-day slide (CNBC)
Michael Burry bets on sportsbooks DraftKings, Flutter (CNBC)
Harley-Davidson's credit ratings get cut to junk by S&P (BB)
Susquehanna puts up $500 million for 'hedging' World Cup games (BB)
KKR's Arctos raises $6.2 billion to back private markets managers (WSJ)
Whoop hires Nike marketing veteran as wearables wars heat up (WSJ)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities closed lower as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions weighed on investor sentiment, with the Dow underperforming while the Nasdaq finished little changed.
WTI crude oil rose 4.8% to around $74 per barrel, though it remains well below the highs reached earlier this year.
Treasury yields moved higher as rising oil prices renewed inflation concerns.
The U.S. launched additional strikes on Iran, while Iran responded with attacks on military bases in Kuwait and Bahrain.
Geopolitics
Renewed tensions pushed oil prices higher, though supplies have continued to recover following the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.
The latest escalation comes after President Trump declared the U.S.-Iran ceasefire over, raising uncertainty around future peace talks.
Despite the renewed conflict, oil prices remain well below their March peak.
Technology
Semiconductor stocks rebounded after recent weakness, helping the Nasdaq outperform broader markets.
Second-quarter earnings expectations remain strong, with the technology sector projected to deliver the highest revenue growth and approximately 63% earnings growth among S&P 500 sectors.
Investors continue to monitor AI-related spending trends ahead of the upcoming earnings season.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Penguin Solutions ($PENG) +25% after crushing Q3 estimates, while raising full-year guidance and issuing a preliminary FY2027 outlook.
(+) Broadcom ($AVGO) +5% because the company signed multi-year agreements with Apple through 2031.
(β) Bath & Body Works ($BBWI) -6% after Goldman Sachs downgraded to Sell with a $19 price target, citing weakening brand engagement.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Pearl Health, a Medicare-focused health tech company, raised $110 million
EDX Markets, an institutional crypto trading platform, raised $76 million
Warp, a payroll compliance and employee management startup, raised $60 million
BIZAY, a Portuguese platform for customized products, raised $55 million
CameraMatics, an Irish developer of fleet safety solutions, raised around $53 million
Daloopa, a provider of source-linked data for investment firms, raised $47 million
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This is why success is such a poor teacher. It hands you a distorted account of why you won, crediting your judgment for what was partly circumstance, and then you carry that flawed lesson into the next decision with more confidence than the evidence ever justified.
The people who learn the most from winning are the ones who force themselves to remember how uncertain it felt at the time, before the outcome was known. The honest question after any success is not what did I do right, but how much of this would have happened anyway, and the answer is usually humbling.
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