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Plus: Jane Street accused of insider trading, AI can predict 71% of active fund trades, Anthropic coming after Wall Street, and does an MBA still deliver a return on investment?

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Good Morning! Spirit Airlines will avoid liquidation after striking a deal in its second bankruptcy. JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon said AI fears that hit the bankโs stock Monday were overblown. And a Harvard-led study finds AI can predict 71% of active fund trades.
Jane Street was accused of insider trading tied to the collapse of Terraform. Bitcoin is on pace for its worst month since the 2022 crypto crash. And the Pentagon warns it may sideline Anthropic if the company refuses to ease its AI guardrails.
Plus: A top Wall Street regulator says firms that self-report misconduct can avoid prosecution, and is the MBA still worth it?
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NYCโs $1 Coffee Era is Over

In Midtown Manhattan, even the last affordable luxury is getting repriced. The iconic sidewalk carts that once defined the cityโs $1 caffeine culture are now charging $1.50 to $2 for a small, and as much as $2.50 for a large. For years, they undercut chains and bodegas, but now theyโre simply trying to stay afloat.
Vendors insist that they need to increase prices to stay afloat. A pound of 100% ground roast coffee has climbed from about $4.10 in January 2020 to more than $9 as of January 2026, a 124% increase in six years.
The drivers are global and include droughts in Brazil and Colombia, supply-chain issues, a 10% tariff that still applies to Colombian coffee, and higher labor and permit costs in New York.
One Midtown operator said his three-pound tub of Kirkland Colombian coffee has risen from under $10 in 2020 to more than $22 today.
Another vendor outside JPMorganโs Park Avenue tower raised small coffees from $1.50 to $2 last year and says sales have taken a noticeable hit, forcing her to cut into her own take-home pay.
Coffee carts were the anti-Starbucks, the blue-cup alternative to $5 lattes. Even now, at $2, theyโre still cheaper than chains charging $4 to $6. But psychologically, crossing from $1 to $2 changes behavior. Some commuters say theyโre going back to brewing at home. Others are cutting down to one cup a day.
Several vendors report slipping volumes since the hikes. These are thin-margin businesses with little pricing power to flex. Some operators have held off raising prices further out of fear of losing construction workers and regular office customers who rely on them.
Takeaway: In Midtown, the dollar coffee era is over. New Yorkโs $1 coffee was one of the last everyday inflation holdouts, but it goes to show a sidewalk cart in Times Square is indirectly exposed to South American rainfall and Washington tariff decisions. Inflation has officially reached the blue cup.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Spirit Airlines avoids liquidation after second bankruptcy (Axios)
Anthropic links AI agent with tools for investment banking, HR (BB)
Harvard-led study says AI can predict 71% of active fund trades (BB)
Jane Street accused of insider trading that helped collapse Terraform (WSJ)
Bitcoin set for worst month since crypto collapse of 2022 (YF)
Jamie Dimon dismisses fears over how AI will hit JPMorgan (WSJ)
Pentagon threatens to make Anthropic a pariah if it refuses to drop AI guardrails (CNN)
Wall Street cop says self-reporting firms can avoid prosecution (BB)
Trading volumes have surged in leveraged funds, options since the pandemic, data shows (CNBC)
US software stocks climb as Anthropic announcement sparks relief rally (YF)
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Markets Rundown

Market Update
Major U.S. indexes finished higher as technology sentiment stabilized
AMD surged roughly 8% after announcing a multiyear partnership with Meta
Software stocks rebounded as Anthropic positioned new AI tools as complements rather than replacements
10-year Treasury yield held near 4.03%, supported by safe-haven demand
Oil prices remained near seven-month highs amid rising U.S.โIran tensions
Sector Trends
Technology led gains after recent sharp drawdowns
S&P 500 software remains down roughly 32% from its October peak, despite todayโs bounce
Ongoing AI disruption fears continue to pressure valuations across parts of tech
Rotation into energy, materials, consumer staples, and industrials continues to support broader market resilience
Macro & Policy Developments
Supreme Court tariff ruling continues to create policy uncertainty
U.S. Customs and Border Protection implemented a new 10% global tariff, below the previously pledged 15%
Administration continues exploring alternative legal paths to reinstate broader tariffs
Lower effective tariff rates could provide short-term fiscal support, though uncertainty may delay business spending
Earnings
Focus turns to NVIDIA, reporting today after the close
Investors watching closely for updates on AI capex, demand trends, and forward guidance
AI remains the key sentiment driver for both tech leadership and broader market direction
Movers & Shakers
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(+) Advanced Micro Devices ($AMD) +9% because Meta signed an up to $60B AI chip deal.
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