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๐Ÿ‹ Direct Deals, Indirect Consequences

Plus: Anthropic cooks FactSet and S&P Global stocks, KKR dives into pro sports, SpaceX gears up for IPO, HSBC swings the bonus axe, and a $7B hedge fund fortune is on the line.

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โ€œAssume life will be really tough, and then ask if you can handle it. If the answer is yes, you've won." โ€” Charlie Munger

Good Morning! KKR is buying Arctos for $1.4B, giving it a 10% stake in the Buffalo Bills. Anthropicโ€™s new finance AI rattled FactSet and S&P Global stocks. Hims is undercutting Novoโ€™s Wegovy pill at $49 a month but faces legal hurdles.

HSBC is cutting underperformers, with some bankers staring at zero bonuses. SpaceX is pushing for fast-track index inclusion ahead of its IPO. And the co-founder of Two Sigma is locked in a high-stakes divorce that could cost him half of his $7 billion fortune and control over his own $60 billion hedge fund.

Plus: Bitcoin slipped below $63K after Treasury Secretary Bessent says banks wonโ€™t be pushed to backstop crypto, the non-tech companies going all-in on AI, and whether insider stock buys are actually bullish.

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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY

Direct Deals, Indirect Consequences

A Michigan pension fund tried to cut fees and โ€œdo it themselvesโ€ by investing directly into individual projects.

It spent nine years backing a 1,000-acre coffee farm in Hawaii and lost $86 million. Then it backed a Swiss renewable-energy startup and lost $53 million.

The Municipal Employeesโ€™ Retirement System of Michigan manages $16B for firefighters, nurses, and public workers. To save on private equity fees, it skipped traditional pooled funds and invested directly into individual projects, a strategy that has quietly grown across the industry.

Around a third of the roughly $12 trillion in global private-equity capital is now invested outside traditional commingled funds, up from about 10%โ€“15% a decade ago.

On paper, this sounds smart. Fewer fees and more control. โ€œWeโ€™ll pick the winners ourselves.โ€ In practice, it meant 99% of the risk on a 1,000-acre Kona coffee farm sat with Michigan retirees.

The farm ran into regulatory issues, illegal housing citations, drainage violations, ran out of money, and is now in foreclosure. A new manager brought in later found a long list of problems that had never been fully surfaced.

The renewable energy bet was even messier. The pension is now suing the Swiss manager, alleging concealed risks and misuse of funds.

To be fair, these two losses equal only ~1% of the fundโ€™s assets, and the pension says its broader private markets portfolio has generated billions in gains. But the episode shows something bigger happening across pensions, endowments, and family offices: Everyone wants private market returns without private equity fees.

And that often means moving from diversified funds to concentrated bets on farms, factories, and startups that can look great in pitch decks but prove far messier in operating reality.

Takeaway: Cutting fees in private markets often means you become the manager. And if you donโ€™t have institutional-grade sourcing, oversight, and operational expertise, youโ€™re not saving 2% in fees, youโ€™re buying 100% of the risk. Turns out the management fee is sometimes the cheapest line item.

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • KKR to acquire pro sports investor Arctos in $1.4 billion deal (WSJ)

  • Anthropic releases new model thatโ€™s adept at financial research (CNN)

  • Novo Nordisk says it will take legal action after Hims & Hers reveals $49 copy of Wegovy pill (CNBC)

  • HSBC to cull underperformers as some bankers face zero bonuses (BB)

  • SpaceX seeks early index entry as it prepares massive IPO (WSJ)

  • How Two Sigma founderโ€™s divorce fight hangs over hedge fundโ€™s future (BB)

  • Bitcoin sinks below $63,000 after Bessent says the U.S. government canโ€™t tell banks to bail out crypto (YF)

  • Meet the non-tech firms betting big on the AI boom (WSJ)

  • Is it really a good sign when executives buy their own stock? We ran the numbers (WSJ)

  • Last month was the worst January for layoff plans since 2009 (YF)

  • Leader of Paul Weiss resigns over Epstein ties (WSJ)

  • Elon Muskโ€™s SpaceX said to open IPO pitching to non-U.S. banks (BB)

  • Peloton shares plunge 26% on weak holiday quarter, sluggish demand for splashy new products (CNBC)

  • Where billionaires' investment firms placed their bets in January (CNBC)

  • Shares of private capital giants sink on worries AI risks hitting growth (FT)

  • Distressed software loans swell by $18 billion in span of weeks (BB)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

 

Market Update

  • U.S. equities closed lower, reflecting a risk-off tone led by materials and consumer discretionary declines

  • Technology remained under pressure, with sentiment weighing on growth assets

  • Cryptocurrencies sold off sharply; bitcoin fell below $64K, nearly 50% off its recent peak

  • Treasury yields declined, with the 10-year around 4.19%

  • Asian equities finished lower, led by South Koreaโ€™s Kospi; European markets declined after the ECB held rates at 2.0%

  • The U.S. dollar strengthened; WTI crude pulled back as the U.S. and Iran agreed to hold talks, easing near-term supply concerns

Economic Data Highlights

  • Initial jobless claims rose to 231K, above expectations, likely reflecting weather-related disruptions

  • Continuing claims increased to 1.84M, in line with forecasts

  • Job openings fell to 6.5M in December, below unemployment of 7.5M

  • Labor data remain consistent with a low-hiring, low-firing environment, supportive of gradual disinflation

Earnings Season

  • Alphabet (Google) beat earnings estimates but shares fell after raising 2026 capex guidance to $175Bโ€“$185B

  • With just over 50% of S&P 500 companies reported, 79% have beaten estimates with an average 8.2% upside surprise

  • Q4 earnings growth expectations have risen to ~11.4%, up from ~7.2% at quarter-end

  • Eight of eleven sectors are projected to post earnings growth

  • 2026 EPS expected to rise ~14%, supporting equities despite elevated valuations

Looking Ahead

  • Ongoing tech and crypto weakness suggests continued rotation toward value, defensives, and non-U.S. markets

  • Earnings momentum remains constructive and is broadening beyond mega-cap tech

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Pandora ($PNDRY) +17% after the worldโ€™s largest jeweler will cut reliance on silver.

  • (โ€“) Canada Goose ($GOOS) -19% because the luxury coat maker missed profit estimates.

  • (โ€“) Peloton ($PTON) -26% after the company had a weak holiday quarter, with poor demand for new products.

Prediction Markets

  • Recent news has been swirling around a Q4 IPO.

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Private Dealmaking

  • KKR and Singtel acquired STT GDC for $5.2 billion

  • SiTime acquired the timing business of Renesas Electronics for $2.9 billion

  • Cerebras, an AI chipmaker, raised $1 billion

  • ElevenLabs, an AI audio company, raised $500 million

  • Tomorrow.io, a weather intelligence platform, raised $175 million

  • Machina Labs, a robotic manufacturing platform for aerospace and defense components, raised $124 million

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DAILY ACUMEN

Hyperbolic Discounting

Economists discovered humans discount the future hyperbolically. We value $100 today over $110 tomorrow, but we're indifferent between $100 in a year versus $110 in a year plus one day.

This creates time inconsistency. Future you makes excellent plans. Present you abandons them. You commit to waking early, but when the alarm rings, present you doesn't care what past you decided.

Your brain literally values today exponentially more than any future day. Sophisticated people design around this. Automatic investments remove future you from decisions. Pre-commitment devices override hyperbolic discounting.

Remember, you and future you are different people with conflicting interests. Past you needs to constrain present you.

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