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Plus: $100K payment for each Greenland resident, Soho House’s $2.7B take-private in trouble, and Ozempic users regaining weight after getting off the pill.

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“Markets don’t clear based on facts. They clear on sentiment.” — Josh Wolfe
Good Morning! The U.S. trade deficit fell to its lowest level since 2009 after Trump’s tariff push. Glencore and Rio Tinto are again discussing a merger that would create a $260B mining giant. Defense stocks jumped after Trump called for a $1.5T military budget in 2027.
The Trump admin is considering payments of up to $100K for each of Greenland’s ~56K residents (total cost $5.6B), amid renewed takeover talks. DoorDash and Uber Eats responded to an AI hoax on X. Hedge funds are booming as investor enthusiasm for private equity cools.
Plus: Mega PE firms are capturing their largest share of fundraising in a decade, Soho House’s $2.7B take-private deal hit a late snag, and studies show most people regain weight within two years of stopping GLP-1 drugs.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
World’s Most Positive Hedge Fund

Investigative journalism has traditionally fueled short sellers. Hunterbrook Capital is betting the relationship works just as well on the long side.
Launched in 2024, Hunterbrook combines an investigative newsroom with a hedge fund, trading on original reporting from its in-house publication, Hunterbrook Media.
The firm initially focused on exposés and short selling, but in 2025 discovered that positive reporting could be just as profitable. Hunterbrook gained 23% after fees in the first nine months of 2025, outperforming hedge fund benchmarks and the S&P 500.
One example was Joby Aviation. A Hunterbrook reporter discovered unexplained test flights in public logs and then confirmed expanded aircraft activity on the ground, which meant Joby’s manufacturing and testing were further along than investors realized.
After compliance signoff, the hedge fund went long ahead of publication, betting the story would trigger a positive re-rating and short squeeze. When the reporting went live, the stock rallied and Hunterbrook locked in gains.
The structure is tightly controlled. Hunterbrook’s compliance team vets every piece of reporting to ensure it relies only on public records, physical observation, and document analysis, not insider tips or material nonpublic information.
Once cleared, the hedge fund is allowed to trade on those conclusions even before an article is published. In practice, it is the same kind of investigative research Wall Street has always used, just formalized inside a newsroom.
Hunterbrook was founded two years ago by Nathaniel Horwitz and Sam Koppelman. Neither came from a traditional hedge fund track, but the firm raised $100 million from veteran investors, including Marc Lasry.
After a weak first quarter in 2025, Hunterbrook adjusted its approach by holding long positions longer and dialing back rapid-fire short trades.
Short selling is still part of the toolkit. The fund deployed more than $120 million through a special purpose vehicle betting against Dexcom ahead of a Hunterbrook Media investigation into product accuracy, and the stock fell 11% the day after publication.
Takeaway: Investigative hedge fund journalism used to mean one thing: a short seller dropping a bomb. But in the same year that famous skeptics like Michael Burry and Hindenburg closed down shop, Hunterbrook discovered that journalism can not only be used to expose what’s broken, but also finding what is actually working.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Trump admin reportedly considers paying each Greenland resident up to $100K amid US takeover talks (Fox)
Greenland? Who else could USA acquire (Buysiders)
Trade deficit in October hits smallest since 2009 after Trump's tariff moves (CNBC)
Glencore and Rio Tinto in talks for mining mega-merger (Axios)
Defense stocks surge after Trump calls for $1.5 trillion military budget in 2027 (CNBC)
Hedge funds boom as investor enthusiasm for private equity falters (FT)
Push to audit private equity and venture capital falters under Trump (NYT)
CrowdStrike buys identity security startup SGNL for $740 million (CNBC)
Top private equity groups capture largest fundraising share in a decade (FT)
Soho House’s $2.7 billion deal to go private hits a last-minute funding snag (WSJ)
How private equity is learning to love AI (TI)
Apollo co-founder Josh Harris leads $1bn fundraising at Bruin Capital (FT)
OpenAI makes healthcare push with new ChatGPT feature (CNBC)
DoorDash and Uber Eats respond to AI hoax (Axios)
The Apple Card headache for Goldman Sachs is almost over (YF)
Family office deals cooled off in December, but heirs placed bets in health and media (CNBC)
Many people who come off GLP-1 drugs regain weight within two years (CNN)
KKR to book 4.5 times return on OneStream via latest buyout (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities edged higher, with gains in energy and consumer staples offsetting weakness in technology
Treasury yields rose, with the 10-year ending near 4.18%
Asian markets finished lower amid elevated geopolitical tensions
The U.S. dollar strengthened against major peers
WTI crude rebounded following its recent pullback
Economic Data Highlights
Initial jobless claims rose to 208K, in line with expectations and up modestly from 200K
Continuing claims increased to 1.91M, slightly above the expected 1.87M
Unemployment remains elevated at 4.6%, while job openings fell to 7.1M, below unemployment of 7.8M
Markets await the December employment report, expecting ~55K jobs added and unemployment to tick down to 4.5%
Sector Trends
Energy and consumer staples led the market
Technology saw a modest pullback after recent outperformances
Rising geopolitical tension weighed on Asia, but U.S. markets held steady
Looking Ahead
Productivity gains remain a positive macro signal: nonfarm productivity +4.9% annualized, the strongest in two years
Hourly compensation +2.9% YoY, outpacing CPI inflation (~2.7%), supporting real wage gains
Unit labor costs –1.9%, well below expectations, suggesting easing cost pressures
Movers & Shakers
(+) Bloom Energy ($BE) +10% after AEP signed a $2.65B fuel deal with the renewable energy company.
(+) Applied Digital ($APLD) +8% because the AI workload provider tripled revenue; greater than expected
(–) Alcoa ($AA) -3% after JPMorgan downgraded the aluminum producer
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Lilly acquired Ventyx Biosciences, a biotech developing treatments for inflammatory and autoimmune diseases, for $1.2 billion
CrowdStrike will buy identity security startup SGNL for $740 million
Cyera, a data security company focused on data exposure management, raised $400 million
Parabilis Medicines, an oncology biotech developing small-molecule cancer therapies, raised $305 million
Alveus Therapeutics, an obesity drug developer, raised nearly $160 million
Diagonal Therapeutics, a biotech developing clustering antibodies for rare genetic diseases, raised $125 million
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Fortune’s Formula

Description: A riveting history of the Kelly criterion, the mathematical formula that revolutionized gambling, investing, and modern risk management. Poundstone weaves together the stories of Claude Shannon, John Kelly, mob bookies, card counters, and Wall Street quants to show how a single idea about optimal betting reshaped everything from blackjack strategies to hedge-fund decision-making. This expanded 20th-anniversary edition adds new material and fresh context to a timeless exploration of probability, edge, and survival.
Book Length: 480 pages
Release Date: December 9, 2025
Ideal For: Investors, gamblers, quants, and anyone fascinated by the intersection of math, money, and decision-making.
“Kelly teaches one truth: bet small when you’re unsure, bet big when you have an edge, and never bet the farm.”
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DAILY ACUMEN
Choice & Commitment
Barry Schwartz conducted a study where job seekers were divided into two groups.
"Maximizers" exhaustively researched every option seeking the perfect job. "Satisficers" found something good enough and committed.
Years later, maximizers had better jobs by objective measures, higher salaries, more prestigious companies. But they were less happy, less satisfied, and more regretful.
Why? Because they never stopped wondering if something better existed.
The marriage researcher John Gottman found the same pattern: couples who viewed commitment as a choice to make once (not continuously) were significantly happier.
The modern world tells us to keep our options open, but open options drain happiness.
Every Tinder swipe is an implicit statement: "Maybe someone better exists." Every job application sent while employed says: "Maybe this isn't right."
Commitment isn't settling, it's deciding. It's closing doors so you can fully walk through the one you've chosen.
What are you half-committed to that deserves your full commitment? What doors could you close to fully open others? Remember, the grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it.
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