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🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

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EconomyEconomy

Mar 18, 2026

🍋 The 520% Drone IPO

Plus: AI anxiety is killing debt deals, Miami is flashing 2006 warning signs, and OpenAI is prepping for an IPO.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 17, 2026

🍋 Private Equity's AI Distribution Engine

Plus: Apollo co-president calls out “arrogance” in private markets, Nvidia’s trillion-dollar order book, and Manhattan median rent crosses $5,000.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

Mar 16, 2026

🍋 DC's New Investment Bank

Plus: Entry-level jobs in New York have fallen 37%, a German tourist is suing Los Tacos No. 1 $100k over injuries sustained from spicy salsa, and Blackstone’s new real estate play.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 13, 2026

🍋 Private Equity Pay Scheme Challenged

Plus: PE can't even beat the market without Mag7, hedge funds struggling, UBS junior bankers are losing the WFH battle, robot dishwashers are worth over a billion dollars.

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Mar 12, 2026

🍋 Pentagon Capital Partners

Plus: David Protein faces class action lawsuit for understating calories as much as 83%, Qatari investors eye Papa John’s, and is the slop bowl era over?

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EconomyEconomy

Mar 11, 2026

🍋 Hedge Funds Discover Geopolitics

Plus: Ackman's Pershing Square files for IPO on the NYSE, Oracle rips 9% after-hours, and former Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein on DEI.

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EconomyEconomy

Mar 10, 2026

🍋 The Tweet That Moved Markets

Plus: Anthropic sues White House, hedge fund war for talent is heating up, and Goldman, Citi, and Morgan Stanley letting staff in UAE relocate.

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EconomyEconomy

Mar 09, 2026

🍋 BlackRock’s Credit Gate

Plus: Bank stocks selling off, emerging market stocks are place to be, Kalshi eyes $20B valuation and United Airlines bans passengers who refuse to wear headphones.

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EconomyEconomy

Mar 06, 2026

🍋 Palantir's Zyn Vending Machines

Plus: Baby-faced bankers could face termination over viral interview (FAFO), new Berkshire CEO investing his entire pay package in company stock, and OpenAI feuds with Anthropic.

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InsidersInsiders

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