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🍋 Biggest Chip-Financing

Plus: UBS still doing Credit Suisse-related job cuts, Americans fall behind on credit card bills, and Jefferies sued for a water bond fraud.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

May 29, 2026

🍋 Harvard’s PE Hangover

Plus: Anthropic surpasses OpenAI valuation, Microsoft's AI chief is giving white-collar work 18 months, and Goldman is heading for record dealmaking.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

May 28, 2026

🍋 JPMorgan’s $4.25M Food Platter

Plus: A mystery chip stock soared 70% from a single X post, a Google engineer bet on inside information via prediction markets and Robinhood is letting AI trade on your behalf.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

May 27, 2026

🍋 Micron Joins Trillion Dollar Club

Plus: Pope called for AI to be "disarmed" in a message detectors flagged as up to 46% AI-written, Wall Street's Claude habit is getting expensive, and Strait of Hormuz looks stuck for months.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

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May 26, 2026

🍋 Great to Be a Banker Again

Plus: Messi is a billionaire, short bets are at a decade high, and Zoom quietly made $1 billion on an Anthropic bet.

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InvestingInvesting

May 22, 2026

🍋 Uncle Sam Becomes a Quantum VC

Plus: IRR is losing its appeal as investors focus on distributions, Dimon wants to hire more AI staff and fewer bankers, and JPM fighting over comic books locked in Mississippi.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

May 21, 2026

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income taxes.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

May 20, 2026

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

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