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๐ Hedge Funds Discover Geopolitics
Plus: Ackman's Pershing Square files for IPO on the NYSE, Oracle rips 9% after-hours, and former Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein on DEI.

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Good Morning! Bill Ackman filed for a NYSE IPO of Pershing Square, targeting $5โ$10 billion at $50 a share. Oracle popped 9% after-hours on an earnings beat, with cloud revenue up 44% and guidance raised.
Blackstone and Blue Owl are taking a minority stake in $16 billion AUM private equity firm Atlas Holdings, while Bain Capital closed a $12.5 billion Asia buyout fund despite a broader industry slowdown. First Brands' restructuring talks collapsed, with creditors pivoting to litigation financing.
Plus: AI's $700 billion data center boom is creating an unlikely winner in man camp housing, Lloyd Blankfein calls DEI programs counterproductive, and why behavior change is harder than it looks.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Hedge Funds Discover Geopolitics

Through February, hedge funds were having a strong year. The industry was up more than 3%, riding two months of steady gains despite tariff noise, AI volatility, and private credit anxiety. Then U.S.โIsraeli strikes hit Iran on February 28, and the macro narrative flipped in hours.
The losses spread fast. Citadel's Wellington fund dropped 2%, Millennium lost about $1.5 billion, and Balyasny fell 3.5%. The one exception was Bobby Jain, whose fund eked out a 0.1% gain, the only known multi-strat winner on the week, though still down 2.1% for the year.
The problem wasn't a single bad trade. It was a macro regime shift the industry had leaned the wrong way on. Funds crowded into the steepener trade, betting the gap between short and long-term yields would widen as rate cuts approached. Then oil briefly touched $120 a barrel, inflation expectations surged, rate cuts vanished from the near-term outlook, and the steepener blew up.
What caught funds off guard wasn't the geopolitical risk - investors had watched military hardware pour into the Middle East for weeks. It was the speed of Iran's retaliation and how quickly the Strait of Hormuz went from theoretical chokepoint to immediate energy shock.
Most firms remain in the green year-to-date - Millennium up 0.75%, Point72 up 3.4%, Citadel up 2.9% through February - but Balyasny slipped into the red, and the industry's consensus trade is being stress-tested in real time.
Takeaway: One bad week doesn't erase a strong year - Balyasny gained 16.7%, Point72 17.5%, ExodusPoint 18% in 2025. But the Iran shock delivered an important reminder: even the most sophisticated risk machines can get caught leaning the wrong way when geopolitics moves faster than the models.
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities were little changed, with the S&P 500 down 0.2% and the Nasdaq near flat
WTI crude stabilized near $87 per barrel after briefly surging above $100 yesterday
Asian markets rallied on hopes of de-escalation in the Iran conflict
Japanโs Nikkei +3%
Koreaโs KOSPI +5%
European equities also moved higher as oil prices pulled back
Treasury yields rose, with the 10-year at 4.15% and the 2-year at 3.59%
Economic Data Highlights
February CPI is due today, followed by PCE inflation on Friday
Economists expect headline and core CPI at ~2.5% YoY
Headline and core PCE expected near 2.9% YoY
The recent surge in oil prices has pushed back expectations for Fed rate cuts
Futures markets now imply one full rate cut in 2026 and roughly a 50% probability of a second
If oil prices moderate toward $70โ$80 later this year, inflation pressure may ease
Sector Trends
The technology sector has been a relative outperformer during the recent volatility
Software stocks have rebounded, rising roughly 4.5% this month
The S&P 500 is down only ~1% in March, showing relative resilience
International equities have lagged amid energy price shocks
Movers & Shakers
(+) SolarEdge ($SEDG) +10% after Bank of America upgraded the solar company.
(+) Rivian ($RIVN) +4% because the EV maker was upgraded by TD Cowen.
(โ) BioNTech ($BTNX) -18% after the companyโs cofounders will depart and start an independent company.
Prediction Markets
Watch Wednesday: Will the Rolex Index finish above $12,937 in March?
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Private Dealmaking
Monomoy Capital Partners will acquire Jiffy Lube from Shell for $1.3 billion
AMI Labs, a world models developer led by Yann LeCun, raised $1.03 billion
Universal Health Services will acquire Talkspace for about $835 million
Legora, a collaborative AI platform for lawyers, raised $550 million
Armadin, an AI cybersecurity startup led by Kevin Mandia, raised $190 million
Uzum, a fintech and ecommerce platform, raised $130 million
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DAILY ACUMEN
Predicting Chaos
We are remarkably good at predicting the wrong things. Not because we lack intelligence, but because precision feels more sophisticated than patience, and most people would rather be interestingly wrong than boringly right.
The honest truth is that complex systems, whether markets, relationships, careers, or cities, do not yield to the kind of forecasting we apply to them.
There are too many variables acting on each other in ways that compound unpredictably. The moment you think you've accounted for everything, something you weren't even thinking about changes the entire equation.
What we can know, if we're willing to zoom out far enough, is the shape of things. Not the details, not the timeline, not the specific sequence of events. Just the general direction that stable forces tend to produce over time given enough room to work.
That kind of knowledge is less exciting to talk about at dinner. It doesn't make you sound prescient. But it has a much better track record than the alternative, which is confidently narrating a story about the future that the future has no obligation to follow.
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