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Plus: Blue Owl restricts withdrawals, Elizabeth Warren weighs in, Amazon becomes world’s biggest company by sales, and how much hedge fund managers made in 2025.
Plus: U.S. stocks stumble to their worst relative start since 1995, Super Bowl winners hit the market for $10B, David Solomon warms to Bitcoin, and JPMorgan keeps expanding.
Plus: Palantir is moving to Miami, Thrive Capital raised $10B for its largest fund yet, and how much athletes will earn for medals at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
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