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🍋 AI Layoff Trade Has Entered the Chat
Plus: Netflix bows out of WBD deal, Nvidia sinks 5% despite beating earnings, and are we seeing 2008 vibes from private credit?

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“If you’re not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you.” — Richard Branson
Good Morning! Netflix pulled the plug on its deal for Warner Bros, clearing the path for Paramount’s $111 billion takeover. The biggest winner may be the options trader who spent $14 million betting the breakup would be a win for Netflix.
Mortgage rates dipped below 6% for the first time in more than three years. Nvidia beat on earnings but still fell 5% as it failed to meet Wall Street’s sky-high expectations. And CoreWeave topped revenue forecasts, with its backlog swelling to nearly $67 billion.
Plus: The Big Short’s Danny Moses says private credit’s retail push feels like 2008, FS KKR cuts its dividend as bad loans rise, and how to stay active even with a desk job.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
AI Layoff Trade Has Entered the Chat

It’s natural to worry about just how long you have before AI tools like Claude come for your job. But it’s looking like, over at fintech company Block, that time might be now.
Jack Dorsey’s payments company is laying off 4,000+ employees, nearly half of its workforce, and replacing them in part with the company’s own AI tool called Goose. And, on the news, the stock ripped 24% in after-hours trading.
Block’s CFO Amrita Ahuja framed the layoffs as letting Block “move faster with smaller, highly talented teams using AI to automate more work.” And Dorsey even argued most companies will reach the same conclusion within a year, and he’d rather do it “honestly” now than drag morale through multiple rounds of cuts.
And the surprising part is Block didn’t even need a rescue headline. The layoffs came alongside Q4 results that were basically in-line on adjusted EPS ($0.65 on $6.25B revenue) and a bullish outlook: Block guided to $3.66 in adjusted EPS for the full year versus Street expectations around $3.22.
Dorsey is betting he’s leading the charge for the new fintech playbook in the AI era. For years, payments companies sold growth, network effects, and “product velocity.” Now the pitch is efficiency as a feature, and software eating internal workflows, so you can run a big revenue engine with a smaller payroll.
And because Dorsey is a cult-hero operator in fintech circles, the signal matters beyond Block. If he’s saying “AI replaces headcount” in a shareholder letter, a lot of CEOs are going to feel compelled to do the same.
Takeaway: Block didn’t just announce layoffs; it announced a new social contract between tech and markets: prove you can automate work, and your stock gets rewarded. The brutal irony is that the more investors fear AI will automate jobs, the more they reward the companies that actually do it first.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Netflix declines to match Paramount Skydance bid for Warner Bros (CNBC)
Trader bets $14 million that losing Warner bid would be win for Netflix (BB)
Mortgage rates fall below 6% for first time in over 3 years (YF)
Nvidia's blowout earnings report disappoints Wall Street as stock sinks 5% (CNBC)
CoreWeave beats revenue projections as backlog swells to nearly $67 billion (CNBC)
Big Short’s Moses says private credit retail push echoes 2008 (BB)
FS KKR private credit fund cuts dividend amid rise in bad loans (BB)
Green shoots in the private equity winter? (FT)
Trump pushed for lower gas prices and got them, the oil industry is paying the price (YF)
Have we seen peak pricing power for Nvidia chips? (CNBC)
The global M&A boom is rolling into 2026 as AI sparks deal frenzy (CNBC)
Janus Henderson is in the middle of a bidding war (Axios)
Wall Street says Japan yield curve flattening has gone too far (BB)
Junior staff have an edge in AI era, EY leaders say (LI)
Blackstone private credit fund markets 2029 bond after software loan stress (BB)
Private credit’s great divide: imminent crisis or ‘no big deal’ (YF)
Blackstone private debt fund sees more stress in software asset (BB)
The remote-work dream isn’t dead, but it’s slipping away (WSJ)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities edged lower despite strong NVIDIA earnings results, led by a pullback in technology
Investors appeared to question the durability of elevated AI-related capital spending
Treasury yields declined, with the 10-year at 4.01%
Asia closed mixed; Europe was little changed
WTI crude was roughly flat, as rising U.S. inventories offset ongoing U.S.–Iran tensions
Reported Earnings
NVIDIA beat expectations and raised Q1 revenue guidance
With ~95% of S&P 500 companies reported, 75% have beaten estimates
Average upside surprise stands at 7.3%
Q4 earnings growth now tracking ~11.9%, up from 7.2% at quarter-end
All 11 sectors on pace for earnings growth, led by technology (+30%)
2026 EPS growth expected near ~14%
With valuations elevated, continued earnings acceleration remains critical for further upside
Economic Data Highlights
Initial jobless claims rose modestly to 212K, in line with expectations
Continuing claims dipped to 1.83M
Job openings remain at 6.5M, versus 7.4M unemployed
Unemployment rate holds at 4.3%, signaling a stabilizing labor market
PCE inflation currently 2.9%, keeping the Fed patient
Movers & Shakers
(+) Krispy Kreme ($DNUT) +28% after the donut chain posted a Q4 earnings beat; strong 2026 outlook.
(+) Penn Entertainment ($PENN) +17% because the gambling company announced better-than-expected earnings.
(–) Nvidia ($NVDA) -5% after investors were disappointed with earnings.
Prediction Markets
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Private Dealmaking
Shine Technologies, a nuclear fusion startup, raised $240 million
Allica Bank, a British digital business bank, raised $155 million
Basis, an agent platform for accountants, raised $100 million
Neara, a provider of digital twin modeling software for infrastructure operators, raised $90 million
Adaption Labs, a developer of adaptive AI systems, raised $50 million
Poetiq, a developer of an AI meta-system, raised $45.8 million
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