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Private Equity

🍋 The Carry Crunch

Sep 28, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 The Carry Crunch

Plus: Millennium raised $30 billion, Oura is four times oversubscribed, and a JPMorgan alum made $640,000 running a NYC run club.

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Investment Banking

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🍋 Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects

Sep 25, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects

Plus: Ken Griffin running into opposition over plans to build a personal heliport in Miami, Oracle is invoking force majeure on a Stargate data center, and Aschenbrenner's fund has paid Goldman $200 million in fees.

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Investment Banking

🍋 Bro Attached Everything

Sep 24, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Bro Attached Everything

Plus: The wealthy are spending billions to live longer, and enjoying life is becoming a new marker of financial success for Americans.

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VC

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🍋 a16z Is Starting a School

Sep 23, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 a16z Is Starting a School

Plus: PE's exit drought is pushing junior partners out the door, rocket supply can't keep up with space demand, and Wall Street is souring on data centers.

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Investment Banking

🍋 BofA’s AI Bet Backfires

Sep 22, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 BofA’s AI Bet Backfires

Plus: Meta's AI agent Muse climbs to No. 1 in US app charts, Apollo is buying into the Yankees, and a single cut cable grounded flights across three cities.

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Investing

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🍋 Buffett Bows Out

Sep 21, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Buffett Bows Out

Plus: Anthropic is closing in on $100 billion in revenue, New York's wealthy are at war over helicopter noise, and 55% chance of another rate hike next month.

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Private Equity

🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse

Sep 18, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse

Plus: Barclays hit by staff backlash over return-to-office rules, JPMorgan can't model oil, and private credit default rates vary by 18 percentage points depending on the source.

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Economy

🍋 Warsh Hikes

Sep 17, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Warsh Hikes

Plus: Hardware is back in fashion, Apollo is flagging risk in hyperscaler debt, and companies can't explain what their AI spending is returning.

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Insiders

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Insiders:💰 How To Live Off Of Your Portfolio
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Sep 16, 2026

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2 min read

Insiders:💰 How To Live Off Of Your Portfolio

Plus: The math behind price targets, where are the jobs, and unicorn founders.

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Economy

🍋 $5k to Skip the Airport

Sep 16, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 $5k to Skip the Airport

Plus: Americans are handing over their stock portfolios to AI agents, Wall Street is questioning how long the data center boom lasts, and hedge funds are becoming the Treasury market's new anchor.

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Investment Banking

🍋 AI Banking Boom Hits a Pothole

Sep 15, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 AI Banking Boom Hits a Pothole

Plus: Trump wants a "STRONG AND SMART" president as the only AI guardrail, private credit defaults just hit a new record, and boom-era PE funds are starting to miss their promises.

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Investing

🍋 Wall Street Wants Anthropic’s Millionaires

Sep 14, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Wall Street Wants Anthropic’s Millionaires

Plus: Leaders of three of the biggest AI companies agree they need to slow development, Blackstone is being sued over rent-stabilized apartments, Apollo is eyeing a $20 billion J&J deal.

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