Plus: Global IPO trends, the winner's curse, and soldier of fortune.
Plus: Jury says BNP Paribas helped fund Sudanβs genocide, water is a fine dining experience now, and women-focused wellness resorts are the next big thing.
Plus: MetaβBlue Owl in record $30B deal, Gucci owner offloads beauty arm to LβOreΜal for $4.7B, AI drives up SF rent, and bankers complain about cramped spaces in JPM's new HQ.
Plus: US banks rake in massive fees from Chinese IPOs, Chobani valued at $20 billion, tech companies building their own power plants, and Bitcoin falls as investors flock to Gold.
Plus: MANGO is the new FAANG, KKR bullish on private jets, and the cold war between banks and private credit just turned hot after Dimon's "cockroach" jab.
Plus: Oura hit an $11 billion valuation, Papa Johnβs ripping on Apollo take-private report, Goldman warns of more AI-driven job cuts, and Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished.
Plus: First Brands CEO resigns while Jefferies says reaction was overblown, Goldman buys a VC firm, silver keeps mooning, and Broadcom has a 10% day on yet another OpenAI deal.
Plus: 2025 equity outlook, the $10K framework and VC mania for AI.
Plus: The finance nerd who might be college footballβs next breakout quarterback, JPM requiring biometric scans at new HQ and Citi says buy the Oracle dip (sees ~40% upside).
Plus: Attending a wedding now costs as much as a monthβs rent, Dimon worried about market correction, animal spirits back in M&A, and Nvidia and Silver keep mooning.
Plus: Ozempic is officially a household item (now available at Costco), Stanford gets $50M gift from former player, and investors pouring into dollar alternatives like Gold and Bitcoin.
Plus: Gold hits $4,000 with no end in sight to rally, Carlyle dropped its own job report, Deloitte caught using AI, and Trilogy Metals jumped over 200% after the U.S. took a stake.
