Plus: Anthropic raised $30B at $380B valuation, Morgan Stanley paid Ted Pick $45M in 2025, and the Fortune 500 CEO who believes in pain and suffering.
Plus: Wall Street bonuses saving NYC, real estate stocks get crushed on AI fears, junior analysts teaching boomer MDs AI, and private equity braces for a SaaSpocalypse.
Plus: Wealth manager stocks get crushed, Blackstone increases Anthropic stake, Vatican Bank launches stock indexes, and McKinsey hands off its investment arm.
Plus: Top geopolitical trends of 2026, the sleep cycle hack, and the story of Uber.
Plus: Apollo sets lending record, Sydney Sweeney rings the bell, NYC private school tuition set to top $70K, and Databricks completes raise at $134B valuation.
Plus: Dow 50k, Goldman is automating back office roles with Anthropic, Waymo is run by remote workers in the Philippines, and Goldman warns the stock selloff isn’t over.
Plus: Anthropic cooks FactSet and S&P Global stocks, KKR dives into pro sports, SpaceX gears up for IPO, HSBC swings the bonus axe, and a $7B hedge fund fortune is on the line.
Plus: Texas Instruments buys Silicon Labs for $7.5B, Elon emo posting, IPOs having their best week in 5 years, hedge funds pile into software shorts, and how fit do we need to be?
Plus: Disney names new CEO. Walmart crossed a $1 trillion market cap, and Bitcoin briefly slid below $73k.
Plus: SpaceX and xAI's $1.25 trillion merger, tariff deal with India sends stocks close to all-time highs, and the first big oil and gas deal of 2026 just happened.
Plus: Gold and silver post their worst day since 1980, silver tanks 30%, Bitcoin slides below $80,000, Apollo posts 18% retail returns, and Waymo eyes a $110 billion valuation.
Plus: software stocks slide into a bear market as Microsoft loses $357B, Apple surges on iPhone demand, and OpenAI races toward an IPO.
