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🍋 Bonus Season is Back
Plus: Dow 50k, Goldman is automating back office roles with Anthropic, Waymo is run by remote workers in the Philippines, and Goldman warns the stock selloff isn’t over.

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Good Morning! The Dow crossed 50,000 for the first time in its 129-year history. Goldman is partnering with Anthropic to build AI agents that automate accounting and compliance. And KKR believes Arctos could eventually scale into a $100 billion platform.
KPMG reportedly pushed its auditor to pass on AI-driven cost savings. Thoma Bravo added a loan provision designed to sniff out creditor rebellions before they start. And Goldman warns the stock selloff isn’t over.
Plus: Manhattan luxury real estate is climbing back toward its 2016 peak thanks to strong Wall Street bonuses, Waymo is really run by remote workers in the Philippines, and how to 10x your productivity in just four hours.
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Bonus Season is Back

After two choppy years, Wall Street’s bonus machine is roaring back to life. Bankers at JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs, and Bank of America are seeing bonus pools jump at least 10% this year, after the best year for bank profits since 2021.
When banks rake in profits, bonuses follow. In 2025, trading desks were the primary driver. Volatility helped banks ride policy-driven volatility into one of the strongest equities years in history. Dealmaking made a comeback, too, after tariff fears faded and CEOs regained an appetite for risk.
Across JPMorgan, Goldman, and Bank of America, investment-banking revenue rose 12% year over year to $25.7 billion, while trading revenue surged 16% to $87.7 billion. That’s more than enough firepower to fund materially larger bonus checks.
Compensation consultants Johnson Associates expect investment-banking bonuses to rise 10% to 15% this year, with traders and asset and wealth management professionals potentially seeing even stronger outcomes depending on desk performance.
As always, headline averages mask dispersion. Top producers are likely to be rewarded disproportionately, while underperformers should expect little benefit from the broader pool expansion.
Not everyone is celebrating. HSBC is taking a tougher stance, with some bankers receiving zero bonuses as the firm leans further into an eat-what-you-kill model. BNP Paribas is weighing a roughly 10% increase to its global markets bonus pool after a record year, but overall payouts are expected to rise only modestly as M&A continues to lag internal targets.
Takeaway: This marks the second strong year in a row for Wall Street compensation. Last year, New York State estimated the total bonus pool reached a record $47.5 billion, with the average payout jumping nearly 30% to about $245,000. For bankers who feared the post-Covid surge was a one-off, this year’s checks suggest the cycle still has legs. AI may be trimming headcount at the margins, but for now, Wall Street’s bonus machine is still very much on.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Dow closes above 50,000 for the first time ever (ABC)
Goldman Sachs taps Anthropic’s Claude to automate accounting, compliance roles (CNBC)
KKR sees Arctos as linchpin for building a $100 billion business (BB)
KPMG pressed its auditor to pass on AI cost savings (FT)
Thoma Bravo inserts lender anti-rebellion clause in buyout loan (BB)
Goldman traders warn stock selling isn’t over in choppy market (YF)
Manhattan's luxury housing market is roaring back toward 2016 peak (NYP)
Waymo is run by workers in the Philippines (Futurism)
Amazon leads Big Tech’s $1 trillion wipeout as AI bubble fears ignite sell-off (CNBC)
How America’s EV retreat is increasing China's control of global markets (CNBC)
China's Luckin Coffee opens first high-end store as it takes on Starbucks (CNBC)
Big Tech to spend $650 billion this year as AI race intensifies (BB)
Higher private equity returns help fuel jump in MetLife profit (BB)
Gambling stocks sag as prediction markets steal Super Bowl bets (YF)
Ron Baron’s big SpaceX bet sidesteps SEC’s illiquid assets cap (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities rebounded sharply as dip buyers stepped in, capping a volatile week
S&P 500 +2%, Dow +2.5% to a new record above 50,000, Russell 2000 +3.5%
Treasury yields ticked higher, with the 10-year up ~2 bps
U.S. dollar and WTI crude were little changed amid ongoing U.S.–Iran tensions
Gold and silver rose modestly but remain below their 2026 highs
Sector Trends
Small caps led the rally, extending early-2026 leadership
Technology bounced, though dispersion remains elevated amid AI capex scrutiny
Earnings & Corporate News
Amazon announced $200B of planned AI-related capex for 2026; shares fell ~10% after hours on margin concerns
Combined AI capex plans from Amazon, Meta, Alphabet, and Microsoft total ~$650B in 2026, a ~60% YoY increase
Markets are increasingly selective, favoring firms with clearer AI monetization paths
Economic Data Highlights
University of Michigan consumer sentiment improved, with lower inflation expectations in February
Earnings season remains strong: ~79% of S&P 500 companies have beaten estimates with an ~8.2% average upside
Q4 earnings growth expectations have risen to ~11.4%, with gains across 8 of 11 sectors
Looking Ahead
The key 2026 theme remains broadening market leadership away from the most expensive mega-cap tech
Solid fundamentals, improving sentiment, and broadening earnings support equities despite periodic volatility
We continue to favor a diversified equity allocation across U.S. large- and mid-caps, international equities, and emerging markets
Movers & Shakers
(+) CoreWeave ($CRWV) +21% after Nvidia will invest $2B more into the company.
(+) Under Armour ($UAA) +20% because the apparel maker beat earnings.
(–) Stellantis ($STLA) -24% after the automaker announced $26B hit from overhauling its business.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Genius Sports acquired Legend, a digital sports and gaming media network, for up to $1.2 billion
E&J Gallo Winery acquired Four Roses, a Kentucky bourbon brand, from Kirin for up to $775 million
Kodiak Gas Services acquired Distributed Power Solutions, a provider of onsite power generation systems, for $675 million
Fundamental, a foundation model company focused on tabular and relational data, raised $255 million
Goodfire, an AI interpretability startup, raised $150 million
Anchorage Digital, a crypto custody and banking platform, raised $100 million
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Book Length: 256 pages
Release Date: February 3, 2026
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