Plus: Apollo caps withdrawals on private credit fund, OnlyFans owner dead, OpenAI offering PE 17.5% returns to compete with Anthropic, and BX wants to invest in India's IPL.
Plus: Bezos in talks to raise a $100B fund, real estate could be the big winner in the private credit exodus, and DoorDash will pay you to film your chores.
Plus: Entry-level jobs in New York have fallen 37%, a German tourist is suing Los Tacos No. 1 $100k over injuries sustained from spicy salsa, and Blackstone’s new real estate play.
Plus: PE can't even beat the market without Mag7, hedge funds struggling, UBS junior bankers are losing the WFH battle, robot dishwashers are worth over a billion dollars.
