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Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

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Nespresso hired Dua Lipa in a bid to win over Gen Z coffee drinkers. Fontainebleau Miami Beach is getting a water park despite local protests. And Meta is now paying Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube creators to post on Facebook.
Plus: Companies say the risks of open AI models are worth it, PIMCO sees private credit strains triggering a wake-up call on liquidity risks, and how to be a better walker.
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Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

While private equity firms spent 2025 stuck in the mud, struggling to exit portfolio companies bought at peak valuations, unable to return capital to LPs, and watching carry fade in slow motion, their lawyers were having a monster year.
Kirkland & Ellis became the first law firm in history to top $10 billion in annual revenue, posting $10.6 billion for 2025, up 21% from the year before.
Its 595 equity partners averaged $11.1 million each, a roughly 20% raise in a single year. So while LPs were explaining away another weak distribution year, the firm billing them was printing money.
Kirkland advised on more than $800 billion of global M&A last year, good for roughly 15% market share, more than any other firm in the world. Its mandates included the Warner Bros. Discovery split and the $55 billion Silver Lake-led take-private of Electronic Arts. If a megadeal happens, Kirkland is likely getting paid.
Kirklandβs dominance, though, is starting to irritate the very clients who made Kirkland rich. Last year, the firm gave lawyers communication training after PE firms complained Kirkland had become dismissive in negotiations, rejecting even minor fund terms without explanation. And these are not retail clients whining about legal bills; these are some of the most powerful buyout shops in the world, and they were essentially telling their outside counsel youβre acting like you donβt need us anymore.
The tension got more visible when star debt lawyer David Nemecek defected to Simpson Thacher after his restructuring practice reportedly strained Kirkland's sponsor relationships. Around the same time, Kirkland resigned as counsel to Altice USA under pressure from major private capital firms. Kirkland is still winning on economics, but the relationship equity built over decades is starting to get spent down.
And if the $11.1 million per partner figure has you eyeing Big Law as the easiest arbitrage on Wall Street, it isn't. Kirkland pays extremely well, and top associates can make serious money. But the lifestyle can be even harsher than investment banking or private equity because the hours are just as brutal if not worse, the work is more open-ended, and there is no clean, predictable promotion track.
Takeaway: Kirkland is the ultimate toll booth on the PE highway. When deals flow, nobody complains about the tolls. When exits dry up and carry disappears, watching your law firm become the first $10 billion revenue machine in Big Law history stings differently. It's a relationship problem disguised as a fee problem, but one thing is clear: Big Law finds a way to get paid regardless of cycle.
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Action
U.S. equities moved lower following a hotter-than-expected inflation print and the Fed decision
Weakness was led by consumer staples and consumer discretionary sectors
Asian markets were higher overnight, led by Koreaβs Kospi, while Europe closed lower
The U.S. dollar strengthened as investors leaned into safe-haven assets
WTI crude continued to rise amid ongoing disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz
Treasury yields climbed, with the 10-year reaching ~4.26%
Fed Decision
The Federal Reserve held rates steady at 3.50%β3.75%, in line with expectations
Updated projections still point to one rate cut this year and another next year
The Fed raised its inflation outlook for 2026β2027, citing:
Higher oil prices
Ongoing tariff effects
Growth expectations were also revised higher, supported by productivity gains
Policy is now viewed as roughly neutral, with rates near 3.65% vs. PCE inflation at ~2.8%
A stable labor market gives the Fed flexibility to wait for clearer evidence of sustained disinflation
Inflation Trends
Producer Price Index (PPI) rose to 3.4% YoY, above expectations of ~2.7%
The increase was driven largely by services inflation (+3.8% YoY)
Wholesale inflation is now running well above CPI (~2.4%)
Some PPI components feed into PCE, reinforcing the case for Fed caution
Elevated input costs, combined with energy pressures, suggest inflation remains sticky in the near term
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Surf AI, an agentic security operations platform, raised $57 million
Roboforce, an industrial robotics company, raised $52 million
Solugen, a biochemical startup, raised $50 million
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