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Insiders:💰The Music Has Stopped in Private Markets
LockSimple

Apr 13, 2026

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6 min read

Insiders:💰The Music Has Stopped in Private Markets

Plus: Global M&A outlook, state of venture capital, and your social circle.

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Investment Banking

🍋 New AI Model Scares Bankers

Apr 13, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 New AI Model Scares Bankers

Plus: Trump pumps Palantir, Wall Street launches CDS tools to bet against private credit, and Barron Trump is launching a herbal tea company.

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Investing

🍋 Ackman’s Doomsday Fund

Apr 10, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 Ackman’s Doomsday Fund

Plus: Anthropic’s new model is already moving stocks, private credit redemptions keep climbing, and retail investors are getting a shot at the OpenAI IPO.

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Investing

🍋 AI Coming for Research Analysts

Apr 9, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 AI Coming for Research Analysts

Plus: TACO trade would've made you 52%, Meta drops new AI model, and incoming Tesla-SpaceX merger?

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Private Equity

🍋 Private Equity Winter

Apr 8, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 Private Equity Winter

Plus: TACO trade is back, Ackman wants to buy world’s largest music company, Blackstone raises its largest credit fund in history, and theaters post their strongest run since COVID.

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Investing

🍋 Citrini Monitoring the Situation

Apr 7, 2026

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17 min read

🍋 Citrini Monitoring the Situation

Plus: Hedge funds dumping global stocks at fastest pace in 13 years, Maine banning data centers, and more Americans are breaking into the upper middle class than ever before.

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Investment Banking

🍋 Elon’s Side Deal for Bankers

Apr 6, 2026

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13 min read

🍋 Elon’s Side Deal for Bankers

Plus: Jobs came in 3x hotter than expected, AI is cutting jobs faster than anyone predicted, and the private jet industry is feeling some pain.

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Economy

🍋 OpenAI Buys TBPN

Apr 3, 2026

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15 min read

🍋 OpenAI Buys TBPN

Plus: Blue Owl gates redemptions, KKR closes record $23B buyout fund, and Tesla woes continue.

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Investing

🍋 SpaceX Files for IPO

Apr 2, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 SpaceX Files for IPO

Plus: Nike CEO vents about poor earnings, how much sleep bankers are actually getting, Ken Griffin's plan to reshape Miami, and more private credit trouble at KKR.

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Investment Banking

🍋 JPMorgan Now Selling the American Dream

Apr 1, 2026

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17 min read

🍋 JPMorgan Now Selling the American Dream

Plus: How Whoop hit a $10 billion valuation, UBS culture under the microscope, PE's bet on fast food and defense, and $94 billion in dividend recaps last year.

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Short Squeez

Private Equity

🍋 Blackstone Going After Mini-Millionaires

Mar 31, 2026

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15 min read

🍋 Blackstone Going After Mini-Millionaires

Plus: Ackman pumping stocks on X, private credit's software exposure is coming into focus, and SpaceX's IPO is shaping up to be the most consequential market event in years.

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Private Equity

🍋 Apollo's Taking Wall Street South

Mar 30, 2026

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16 min read

🍋 Apollo's Taking Wall Street South

Plus: Citi execs weighing regional bank acquisition to fuel growth, markets entering correction territory, and private credit's retail experiment is hitting a wall.

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