Plus: Anthropic is closing in on a $900 billion valuation, eBay swatted away GameStop, and Goldman's own president is calling the bank a human assembly line.
Plus: Blackstone wants to build 50,000 homes a year, KKR is bailing out its own credit fund, and OpenAI allows employees to sell up to $30M worth of stock.
Plus: Rana hires an attorney who repped Epstein accusers, eBay bans GameStop's Ryan Cohen, AI trading loses money, and Apple's putting cameras in AirPods.
Plus: GameStop swung for a $56B acquisition it couldn’t explain how to pay for, Palantir is growing faster than ever, and someone stole $80K of mac & cheese from Chick-fil-A.
