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🍋 Ackman’s IPO Flop
Plus: Powell is staying put, Blackstone is rolling out a dedicated AI division, and junior bankers are automating themselves out of the grunt work.

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“I had long planned to be retiring. The things that have happened really in the last three months have, I think, left me no choice but to stay until I see them through at least that long.” — Jerome Powell
Good Morning! Powell says he'll stay on the Fed board as a governor at least until his legal challenges are resolved. Goldman Sachs and Bain Capital joined a $150 million funding round for Hightouch, a generative AI platform for marketers. And junior bankers, fed up with grunt work, built a $2 billion AI tool to do it for them.
Blackstone is creating a new West Coast division, Blackstone N1, dedicated to its AI portfolio, including OpenAI and Anthropic. And Carlyle is betting on an Oracle Red Bull F1 racing deal to close the gap with Blackstone and KKR in the $150 trillion private wealth market.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Ackman’s IPO Flop

Bill Ackman finally brought his stock-picking machine to everyday investors, and the market immediately flopped. Shares of Pershing Square USA, Ackman’s new publicly traded fund, closed 18% lower in their NYSE debut Wednesday, sliding from a $50 IPO price to closing at $40.90.
The fund raised $5 billion, making it one of the biggest IPOs of the last decade, but the debut was not exactly the Main Character Energy Ackman was hoping for. He rang the opening bell with his wife, Neri Oxman, before shares started trading, and watched the fund open deep in the red.
The awkward part is that PSUS was supposed to be the vehicle that turned Ackman’s internet following into permanent capital. He has more than 2 million followers on X and has spent years becoming one of the most visible investors in the world. But most of the money in the offering reportedly came from institutions, not the everyday investors he wanted to reach. Some retail buyers also seemed wary of the structure. PSUS is a closed-end fund, and closed-end funds often trade at discounts to the value of their underlying assets. So plenty of investors apparently figured they could skip the IPO and buy it cheaper once trading started.
Ackman tried to sweeten the deal by giving IPO buyers one share of Pershing Square, his hedge-fund management company, for every five PSUS shares they purchased. Pershing Square itself also listed Wednesday under the ticker PS, opening around $24. Ackman has pushed back on calling PSUS a standard closed-end fund, describing it as “an investment management company in the body of a closed-end fund.”
The fund is expected to largely mirror Ackman’s main stock-picking strategy, with positions in companies like Alphabet and Uber, plus the occasional macro hedge when Ackman sees a big dislocation. Long term, that may work. Ackman has a real track record, real brand equity, and a very real ability to dominate the conversation. But the debut showed the limits of celebrity finance. A big X following can move a narrative. It cannot necessarily overcome closed-end fund math, IPO skepticism, and institutions looking for liquidity on day one.
Takeaway: Ackman wanted PSUS to be a retail-friendly investing platform powered by his brand, his track record, and his enormous online audience. Instead, the first trade looked more like a reminder that markets are still markets. The fund raised $5 billion, which is objectively huge. But closing down 18% is a brutal first impression for a vehicle built partly on the idea that everyday investors wanted in. Ackman may still win in the long term. But day one belonged to the people who waited for the discount.
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HEADLINES
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Blackstone forms new unit to oversee AI, high-growth tech bets (BB)
Junior bankers sick of grunt work build $2 billion AI tool to do the job (BB)
Carlyle banks on Red Bull F1 racing deal to catch up in wealth (BB)
The doctors leaving America for New Zealand (WSJ)
NYC unveils plan to put the 'park' back in Park Avenue (NYT)
Banks, hedge funds, private credit are all competing. It's risky. (BB)
OpenAI's drift from Microsoft to Amazon turns aggressive after subtlety (CNBC)
Ex-Twitter CEO's AI startup raises funds at $2 billion valuation (WSJ)
Lululemon founder takes aim at new CEO pick, escalates proxy fight (WSJ)
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Can we handle the Magnificent 10? (WSJ)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks drifted lower as investors digested the Fed decision and awaited big tech earnings
Energy led gains on another move higher in oil prices
Most sectors were flat to down, reflecting a pause ahead of key catalysts
Bond yields climbed, signaling persistent inflation concerns
Global markets were mixed, with Asia stronger and Europe softer
Fed Decision: Steady, But Not Unified
The Fed held rates steady, as expected, but internal disagreement is rising
Some policymakers want to stay patient, while others are already leaning toward cuts
The overall stance still points to eventual easing, just not yet
Inflation remains the constraint, especially with oil pushing higher again
The takeaway: policy is stable, but conviction is weakening at the margins
Oil Back in Control
Oil surged again, driven by geopolitical escalation and supply concerns
This is reintroducing inflation risk into the macro narrative
Higher energy prices are starting to reshape earnings expectations across sectors
Energy and materials benefit, while consumer-facing sectors face margin pressure
The market is once again balancing growth vs inflation trade-offs
Earnings: The Deciding Factor
Earnings season is ramping into its most important phase with mega-cap tech
Results so far have been strong, with upward revisions continuing
Growth is being driven by energy, technology, and materials
Importantly, earnings strength is broad, not concentrated
Markets are holding near highs because profits are validating valuations
Movers & Shakers
(+) Intel ($INTC) +12% after Google confirmed it will use Intel's EMIB packaging technology for its next-generation TPU chips.
(+) T-Mobile ($TMUS) +6% because the company beat its Q1 estimates and raised its full-year postpaid net account adds outlook.
(–) Robinhood ($HOOD) -13% after Q1 results missed on both lines as crypto trading revenue collapsed 47% year-over-year.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Kone agreed to buy TK Elevator for around $31.7 billion
Chiesi agreed to acquire KalVista Pharmaceuticals, a rare disease biotech, for around $1.9 billion
Aidoc, an Israeli medical imaging platform, raised $150 million
Scout AI, a frontier lab for defense, raised $100 million
Firestorm Labs, a supplier of portable drone factories to the U.S. military, raised $82 million
Kashable, a provider of employee financial wellness programs, raised $60 million
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