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🍋 Uncle Sam Becomes a Quantum VC

Plus: IRR is losing its appeal as investors focus on distributions, Dimon wants to hire more AI staff and fewer bankers, and JPM fighting over comic books locked in Mississippi.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

May 21, 2026

🍋 Closing Deals in the DMs

Plus: OpenAI could file for IPO as soon as tomorrow, tech buyouts have nearly ground to a halt, and Bezos says bottom half of earners should pay zero in income taxes.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

May 20, 2026

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

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EconomyEconomy

May 19, 2026

🍋 Elon Musk Lost

Plus: A $67 billion utility merger, BDCs pricing in Covid-level pain, and xAI stiffing its own employees on $420 tax reimbursements

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May 18, 2026

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Insiders:💰The Economics of Intelligence

Plus: Private equity at 50, self-made millionaires, and AI productivity paradox.

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EconomyEconomy

May 18, 2026

🍋MBAs on Fire Sale

Plus: A new Fed Chair, the biggest IPO in history on the horizon, and the DOJ probing private credit valuations.

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InvestingInvesting

May 15, 2026

🍋 Welcome to the AI IPO Era

Plus: Private credit sending mixed signals, PE portfolios are finally thawing, and DOJ dropped fraud charges right after a $10 billion pledge.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

May 14, 2026

🍋 Banks Making a Comeback

Plus: Warsh is confirmed, inflation is back at 2022 levels, and Blackstone is building a fund designed to outlast most careers.

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EconomyEconomy

May 13, 2026

🍋 Make As Rare Again

Plus: Anthropic is closing in on a $900 billion valuation, eBay swatted away GameStop, and Goldman's own president is calling the bank a human assembly line.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

May 12, 2026

🍋 OF Meets Wall Street

Plus: Blackstone wants to build 50,000 homes a year, KKR is bailing out its own credit fund, and OpenAI allows employees to sell up to $30M worth of stock.

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InvestingInvesting

May 11, 2026

🍋 Latest 6,000% Meme Stock

Plus: Apollo emerging as early winner in private credit panic, Michael Burry is flashing bubble warnings, and Lime files to go public.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

May 08, 2026

🍋Wall Street Bonus Increases Coming

Plus: Rana hires an attorney who repped Epstein accusers, eBay bans GameStop's Ryan Cohen, AI trading loses money, and Apple's putting cameras in AirPods.

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