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🍋MBAs on Fire Sale
Plus: A new Fed Chair, the biggest IPO in history on the horizon, and the DOJ probing private credit valuations.

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Good Morning! Kevin Warsh officially became Fed Chair on Friday. AI deepfake videos are making the messy JPMorgan lawsuit even worse. And Trump's more than 3,700 trades in the first quarter, including Nvidia, Oracle, and Microsoft, astonished Wall Street insiders.
SpaceX is aiming to go public on June 12 in what would be the biggest IPO in history. Solo dining is more popular than ever, much to the distaste of some restaurants. And BlackRock's private credit fund valuations are being probed by the DOJ.
Plus: Nvidia's trillion-dollar run is putting pressure on the bulls, and to stand out at work, stop trying to be a star.
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MBAs on Fire Sale

One of America’s most expensive career resets is going on at a discount. Business schools are cutting tuition on MBA and specialized business master’s programs by as much as 50%, as applications soften and schools try to convince anxious young professionals that a business degree is still worth it in the AI era. The pitch is pretty clear: the job market is weird, AI is coming for white-collar work, and maybe the safest move is to buy more credentials while they’re on sale.
The discounts are not tiny either. Purdue’s Mitch Daniels School of Business is knocking 40% off tuition for its online MBA, bringing the out-of-state price down to $36,000 from $60,000. UC Irvine’s Merage School is cutting tuition by as much as 38%, or $30,000 to $48,000, on its Flex and Executive MBA programs. Johns Hopkins Carey is offering a 50% scholarship to Maryland college grads entering specialized master’s programs. Washington University’s Olin Business School is offering a $10,000 scholarship for workers whose careers have been disrupted by AI.
The reason is simple: the traditional two-year MBA is having a demand problem. In a normal weak job market, people often go back to school to hide out, reset, and re-enter with a shinier résumé. But this cycle is different. AI has made people nervous, hiring is softer, and instead of job hopping, a lot of professionals are job hugging. Taking two years off, paying six figures, and hoping the market is better on the other side suddenly feels less like a bold career move and more like a leveraged bet with student housing.
So schools are changing the product. The new hot thing is shorter, cheaper, specialized programs built around AI, finance, healthcare management, and executive flexibility. Basically: don’t quit your job, don’t disappear for two years, and please let us teach you enough AI vocabulary to survive your next performance review. For students, that can be a real opportunity. A discounted online or part-time degree is a much better deal than paying full freight for the classic “find yourself in a case study room” experience.
Takeaway: The MBA is not dead, but the pricing power is definitely getting stress-tested. Business schools are trying to repackage themselves for the AI era with shorter programs, bigger discounts, and more “future of work” branding. For students, that could be a rare chance to get a useful credential without torching their balance sheet. For schools, it is a tougher story: when one of the most expensive degrees in America starts going on sale, it usually means the customer is asking harder questions.
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Top Reads
Sen. Elizabeth Warren sends letter to incoming Fed Chair Kevin Warsh to press him on asset divestment (YF)
The JPMorgan lawsuit was already messy, AI is making it worse (WSJ)
Trump’s more than 3,700 trades astonish Wall Street insiders (YF)
SpaceX is aiming to go public on June 12 in what stands to be the biggest IPO ever (WSJ)
Solo dining is more popular than ever, much to the distaste of some restaurants (CNN)
BlackRock private credit fund's valuations being probed by DOJ (BB)
Nvidia's trillion-dollar run puts pressure on the bulls (CNBC)
Death to the $20 cocktail has bars bringing back cheaper drinks (BB)
Anthropic post rattles private company investors (WSJ)
Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq sink as yields jump amid inflation jitters (YF)
Nuveen backs startup with $500 million of funds for clean energy (BB)
HSBC drags feet on $4 billion private credit investment effort (BB)
Twitter backers' patience repaid with $100 billion SpaceX stake (BB)
Bain Capital hunts for new investors to hang onto aerospace firm (BB)
Pershing Square has taken new stake in Microsoft, Ackman says (BB)
PE firm Lightrock raises $500 million for new clean energy fund (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Major U.S. indexes closed lower as rising bond yields and profit-taking in technology pressured equities
The recent AI-driven tech rally cooled, with energy the only S&P 500 sector finishing higher
Materials was the weakest-performing sector on the day
The 2-year Treasury yield rose to 4.08%, while the 30-year Treasury yield reached its highest level since 2007
WTI crude oil and the U.S. dollar both moved higher
Developments from the Trump-Xi summit pointed toward an extension of the current trade truce, though no major breakthroughs were announced
Bond Markets React to Inflation Concerns
Global bond yields continued climbing amid concerns around:
Persistent inflation
Higher oil prices
Potential fiscal stimulus measures
Markets are now pricing roughly a two-thirds probability of a Fed rate hike in December
Investors remain concerned that energy-related inflation could become more persistent if governments pursue aggressive stimulus measures
Despite rising yields, markets still generally expect the Fed to avoid overreacting to what may ultimately prove to be a temporary energy shock
Movers & Shakers
(+) SolarEdge Technologies ($SEDG) +23% after Q1 revenue of $310M beat estimates, marking six straight quarters of gross-margin expansion.
(+) Figma ($FIG) +13% because the company disclosed that its March rollout of AI credit limits is generating a measurable revenue lift.
(–) Intel ($INTC) -6% after semiconductor equipment companies sold off because Applied Materials reported softer-than-expected foundry equipment demand.
Prediction Markets
The Trump-Xi Summit happened last week. At least we are likely to get more soy.
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DAILY ACUMEN
Cold Exposure
Two to three minutes of genuinely cold water at the end of a shower will do more for your energy, mood, and stress tolerance than almost any supplement on the market. The mechanism is brutal and elegant. Cold triggers a massive release of norepinephrine, the same neurotransmitter that drives focus and alertness, and the effect lasts for hours after you step out. The studies show baseline increases of two to three hundred percent.
The real benefit is not the chemistry. It is what happens psychologically when you voluntarily do something hard first thing in the morning. You spend the rest of the day knowing the most uncomfortable thing on your schedule is already behind you, which quietly recalibrates your tolerance for everything else. The meeting you were dreading. The conversation you were avoiding. None of it feels quite as heavy when your nervous system already got punched in the face at 6am.
Discomfort, taken on deliberately and in small doses, is one of the most underrated forms of insurance against the larger discomforts life will eventually deliver on its own schedule.
ENLIGHTENMENT
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