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Investment Banking

Oct 6, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Citi Tries to Kill Two-And-Out

Plus: Musk is a trillionaire again, Meta and Microsoft are cutting their own employees off Claude, and Wall Street execs are wearing fitness trackers.

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Investing

Oct 5, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 $21M/Year For an Office

Plus: Pope calls on church to ally with artists against AI, Blue Owl's investors tried to pull 39% of a fund, and private capital is reshaping Hollywood moviemaking.

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Economy

Oct 2, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 The Great Protein Squeeze

Plus: Jake Paul wants to raise a VC fund 13x the size of his last one, Accenture just had its best day ever on AI consulting demand, and Anthropic could be a public company by next month.

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Economy

Oct 1, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 Ken Griffin University

Plus: Micron's revenue grew eleven-fold, Sydney Sweeney turned a viral ad into a $2 billion valuation, and Ackman is taking a page from Buffett's playbook.

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Investment Banking

Sep 30, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Piper Weinberg?

Plus: Oura pulled its IPO, a Google founder is betting $100 million against California's wealth tax, and Larry Ellison bought eight houses.

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Economy

Sep 29, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 OpenAI Hits the Brakes

Plus: MongoDB got Zucked, Goldman is lining up John Waldron to succeed David Solomon, and Nvidia is buying back another $150B of shares.

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Insiders

Sep 28, 2026

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2 min read

Insiders:💰Private Equity Outlook

Plus: Five-year expected returns, wobbly house of cards, and building investing superintelligence.

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Private Equity

Sep 28, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 The Carry Crunch

Plus: Millennium raised $30 billion, Oura is four times oversubscribed, and a JPMorgan alum made $640,000 running a NYC run club.

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Investment Banking

Sep 25, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects

Plus: Ken Griffin running into opposition over plans to build a personal heliport in Miami, Oracle is invoking force majeure on a Stargate data center, and Aschenbrenner's fund has paid Goldman $200 million in fees.

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Investment Banking

Sep 24, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Bro Attached Everything

Plus: The wealthy are spending billions to live longer, and enjoying life is becoming a new marker of financial success for Americans.

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Sep 23, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 a16z Is Starting a School

Plus: PE's exit drought is pushing junior partners out the door, rocket supply can't keep up with space demand, and Wall Street is souring on data centers.

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Investment Banking

Sep 22, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 BofA’s AI Bet Backfires

Plus: Meta's AI agent Muse climbs to No. 1 in US app charts, Apollo is buying into the Yankees, and a single cut cable grounded flights across three cities.

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Investing

Sep 21, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Buffett Bows Out

Plus: Anthropic is closing in on $100 billion in revenue, New York's wealthy are at war over helicopter noise, and 55% chance of another rate hike next month.

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Private Equity

Sep 18, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse

Plus: Barclays hit by staff backlash over return-to-office rules, JPMorgan can't model oil, and private credit default rates vary by 18 percentage points depending on the source.

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Economy

Sep 17, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Warsh Hikes

Plus: Hardware is back in fashion, Apollo is flagging risk in hyperscaler debt, and companies can't explain what their AI spending is returning.

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Insiders

Sep 16, 2026

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2 min read

Insiders:💰 How To Live Off Of Your Portfolio

Plus: The math behind price targets, where are the jobs, and unicorn founders.

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Economy

Sep 16, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 $5k to Skip the Airport

Plus: Americans are handing over their stock portfolios to AI agents, Wall Street is questioning how long the data center boom lasts, and hedge funds are becoming the Treasury market's new anchor.

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Investment Banking

Sep 15, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 AI Banking Boom Hits a Pothole

Plus: Trump wants a "STRONG AND SMART" president as the only AI guardrail, private credit defaults just hit a new record, and boom-era PE funds are starting to miss their promises.

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Investing

Sep 14, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Wall Street Wants Anthropic’s Millionaires

Plus: Leaders of three of the biggest AI companies agree they need to slow development, Blackstone is being sued over rent-stabilized apartments, Apollo is eyeing a $20 billion J&J deal.

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Investing

Sep 11, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 Florida's New VC Boom

Plus: OpenAI targets work of Wall Street junior bankers, Bending Spoons acquires Miro for $1.36 billion, and the little-known UAE investor betting big on Musk.

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Investing

Sep 10, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 From Mayfair to Mykonos

Plus: Anthropic researcher says AI has >10% chance of ‘killing all humans’ after colleague quits, Bay Area AI workers don't know how to spend their money, and Harvey just raised at $15.5 billion.

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Investing

Sep 9, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 The Anti-AI Trade

Plus: Millennium is closing in on $100 billion, Trump admin wants to lift PE bribery guardrails, and Apollo's portfolio companies pay a premium to borrow.

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Investment Banking

Sep 8, 2026

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7 min read

🍋 Goldman’s Secret Weapon

Plus: Hunter Biden is launching a meme coin, women drove nearly all of August's job gains, and Anthropic is closing in on a $2 trillion IPO.

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Insiders

Sep 7, 2026

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2 min read

Insiders:💰 Global Inflation Crisis

Plus: Stock market bubble, the curse of knowledge, and crypto sentiment.

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Private Equity

Sep 4, 2026

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6 min read

🍋 PE-Backed Tacos

Plus: Nvidia is buying Hugging Face, Blackstone is rationing redemptions for the second time, and Bitcoin crossed $80,000.

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🍋 Citi Tries to Kill Two-And-Out

🍋 $21M/Year For an Office

🍋 The Great Protein Squeeze

🍋 Ken Griffin University

🍋 Piper Weinberg?

🍋 OpenAI Hits the Brakes

Insiders:💰Private Equity Outlook

🍋 The Carry Crunch

🍋 Private Credit Wants JPMorgan’s Rejects

🍋 Bro Attached Everything

🍋 a16z Is Starting a School

🍋 BofA’s AI Bet Backfires

🍋 Buffett Bows Out

🍋 PE’s Exit Problem Just Got Worse

🍋 Warsh Hikes

Insiders:💰 How To Live Off Of Your Portfolio

🍋 $5k to Skip the Airport

🍋 AI Banking Boom Hits a Pothole

🍋 Wall Street Wants Anthropic’s Millionaires

🍋 Florida's New VC Boom

🍋 From Mayfair to Mykonos

🍋 The Anti-AI Trade

🍋 Goldman’s Secret Weapon

Insiders:💰 Global Inflation Crisis

🍋 PE-Backed Tacos

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