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π The Future of Fast Food
Chipotle is doubling down on the future of fast food with its VC fund. Elon has twins and is single-handedly keeping the earth's birth rate up. Not procreating is Elon's takeover target Twitter, which laid off a third of its recruiting team. Sunny Balwani, the right hand man (and ex) of Elizabeth Holmes, was found guilty of 12 counts of conspiracy and fraud.

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π Is Wall Street Staying Home?
Looks like half of Wall Street is still working from home based on the βPret Index.β Subway menu is getting a revamp after what seems like an eternity. Bridgewater is up 32% YTD. Oil fell below $100/barrel and cryptogeddonβs latest victim, Vauld is being acquired by Nexo.

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