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🍋 PE Becoming Heat Detectives

🍋 PE Becoming Heat Detectives

Plus: Nvidia lost $1 trillion in market value and is now its cheapest since before the AI boom, Blue Origin valued at $130 billion, and BofA is lending OpenAI half a billion.

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🍋 No exits? No problem

🍋 No exits? No problem

Plus: Singapore is becoming a major Wall Street hub, Balogun red card rescinded after Trump call, and Elliott is minting the next generation of hedge fund giants.

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🍋 PE's Zombie Problem

🍋 PE's Zombie Problem

Plus: OpenAI delaying going public, SpaceX's bondholders are already underwater, and MBA salaries are sliding

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🍋 Rhoback Meets Private Equity

🍋 Rhoback Meets Private Equity

Plus: SpaceX keeps climbing, Nvidia is borrowing $20 billion to keep up with AI demand, and two investment banks just fought over a sovereign debt deal.

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🍋 Apollo Heads to Y'all Street

🍋 Apollo Heads to Y'all Street

Plus: The Harvard grad now playing for US soccer, Musk becomes a trillionaire, JPMorgan threw a party with dessert "in the stars," and Vanguard dethrones BlackRock.

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🍋 The $275M Drunken Haze

🍋 The $275M Drunken Haze

Plus: PE’s $35 billion AI infrastructure bet, Goldman rejecting over 99% of applicants, and banks quietly gutting their junior ranks.

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🍋 Biggest Chip-Financing

🍋 Biggest Chip-Financing

Plus: UBS still doing Credit Suisse-related job cuts, Americans fall behind on credit card bills, and Jefferies sued for a water bond fraud.

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🍋 Harvard’s PE Hangover

🍋 Harvard’s PE Hangover

Plus: Anthropic surpasses OpenAI valuation, Microsoft's AI chief is giving white-collar work 18 months, and Goldman is heading for record dealmaking.

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🍋 Micron Joins Trillion Dollar Club

🍋 Micron Joins Trillion Dollar Club

Plus: Pope called for AI to be "disarmed" in a message detectors flagged as up to 46% AI-written, Wall Street's Claude habit is getting expensive, and Strait of Hormuz looks stuck for months.

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🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

🍋 PE Sports Rollups in Trouble

Plus: JPM exec Lorna Hajdini suing Chirayu Rana for defamation, Mamdani meets with Dimon and Solomon, and a hedge fund no one's heard of is about to make $10 billion.

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🍋 OF Meets Wall Street

🍋 OF Meets Wall Street

Plus: Blackstone wants to build 50,000 homes a year, KKR is bailing out its own credit fund, and OpenAI allows employees to sell up to $30M worth of stock.

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🍋 Anthropic Hires Private Equity

🍋 Anthropic Hires Private Equity

Plus: GameStop swung for a $56B acquisition it couldn’t explain how to pay for, Palantir is growing faster than ever, and someone stole $80K of mac & cheese from Chick-fil-A.

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