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🍋 Blackstone Going After Mini-Millionaires

Plus: Ackman pumping stocks on X, private credit's software exposure is coming into focus, and SpaceX's IPO is shaping up to be the most consequential market event in years.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 30, 2026

🍋 Apollo's Taking Wall Street South

Plus: Citi execs weighing regional bank acquisition to fuel growth, markets entering correction territory, and private credit's retail experiment is hitting a wall.

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Mar 27, 2026

The Information Wall Street Never Shared With You

A 360-degree view of life on Wall Street.

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Mar 27, 2026

🍋 The Team for PE’s Biggest Problem

Plus: Wall Street bonus pool hits a record high, KKR set to make 15x on a data center investment, and Corebridge and Equitable’s financial megadeal.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 26, 2026

🍋 KKR’s $2B Bundt Cake Deal

Plus: SpaceX getting ready for a record IPO, Barclays is retreating from small borrowers, and Blackstone makes its first sports investment.

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InvestingInvesting

Mar 25, 2026

🍋 The VC Hunting Unemployable Founders

Plus: Private credit is cracking with Ares, Apollo, and now a KKR fund downgraded to junk, and Jefferies receives takeover interest from SMFG.

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InvestingInvesting

Mar 24, 2026

🍋 The Pod Shop Defection

Plus: Apollo caps withdrawals on private credit fund, OnlyFans owner dead, OpenAI offering PE 17.5% returns to compete with Anthropic, and BX wants to invest in India's IPL.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

Mar 23, 2026

🍋 Big Brother Joined the Analyst Class

Plus: Super Micro shares tanked after Nvidia smuggling scandal, cow collar unicorns, and Blackstone's first credit loss in three years.

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Investment BankingInvestment Banking

Mar 20, 2026

🍋 2026’s Big Short

Plus: Bezos in talks to raise a $100B fund, real estate could be the big winner in the private credit exodus, and DoorDash will pay you to film your chores.

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Private EquityPrivate Equity

Mar 19, 2026

🍋 Kirkland's Record $11M Partner Pay

Plus: Trump's border wall has minted a billionaire family, memory chip demand booming, and Meta is literally paying people to use Facebook.

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