Plus: Trumpโs posts no longer move markets like they used to, JPM fired then rehired an analyst for questioning Dimonโs RTO policy, and 70% of NYC adults are unmarried.
Plus: Javier Milei rug pulls, Elon's baby mama drama, why NYC singles pay $20k/year to live alone, PE struggling to raise money, and JPM runs out of desk space.
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Plus: Trump's reciprocal tariffs, Morgan Stanley offloads its $4.7B X debt, and JPM's rising investment banking fees.