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π EY Is Paying Employees to Think
Plus: LIV Golf is heading toward bankruptcy, HSBC is cutting senior bankers at crisis-era levels, and job interviews now include proving you're not a North Korean deepfake

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Good Morning! Employers are making job candidates jump through hoops to prove they're human amid a surge in deepfakes and North Korean remote workers. Saudi-backed LIV Golf may file for bankruptcy as soon as next week. And California passed a bill to restrict private equity investment in litigation firms.
The FTC sued Amazon, alleging it deceived advertisers and drove up prices. HSBC spent $68 million on its biggest cull of senior bankers since the financial crisis. And a hedge fund titan's $6.2 billion divorce is putting Wall Street's wealth on public display, including his wife withdrawing $75 million the day before she filed.
Plus: Nvidia is investing $3.5 billion in Taiwanese chipmaker MediaTek, what Tim Cook told employees on his last day at Apple, and how KKR is the rare private equity firm that bets on itself.
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EY Is Paying Employees to Think

Corporate America might have spent the last two years telling employees to use more AI, and some companies even handed out AI adoption and usage bonuses like it was free candy. But now one of the Big Four firms Ernst & Young is reserving $100 million for employee bonuses earmarked specifically for more human work and less AI slop.
EYβs U.S. business is rolling out a $100 million employee-rewards pool for workers who demonstrate human skills like judgment, adaptability, innovation and critical thinking. Employees can earn quick $500 spot bonuses, and individuals and teams that make a meaningful difference to the firm can collect awards of up to $25,000.
The timing comes at a period when most firms have rolled out AI tools across their businesses, but the harder problem is making sure employees donβt blindly trust whatever the model spits out. Workplaces are getting flooded with AI-generated decks, emails, and analysis, and skills like knowing when something looks wrong, asking the right follow-up question, and exercising actual judgment are becoming more valuable, not less.
EY isnβt alone, and competing Big Four firm KPMG revamped its audit-intern training this summer to put more emphasis on critical thinking and judgment, while PwC has training around empathy and creativity alongside technical AI skills. So itβs ironic that the Big Four apparently spent years trying to turn junior employees into efficient corporate machines and AI users, only for being human to become the differentiator.
And firms are walking a delicate balance because AI is effective at doing the grunt work, but it changes the economics of billing clients for peopleβs time. If ChatGPT or Claude can make a deck in a fraction of the time it would otherwise take an analyst or associate 50+ hours to complete, firms have to experiment with charging for outcomes instead. So, in other words, the value of the employee shifts from how many hours they can grind to whether they can actually solve the problem, and human skills can become a differentiator.
Takeaway: The first phase of the corporate AI boom was about teaching employees how to use the tools. The next one may be about rewarding the skills the tools still canβt reliably replace and making sure everyone still knows what to do when the AI is wrong. EY is spending $100 million on judgment, creativity, and adaptability because once everyone in the office has access to the same AI models, knowing how to prompt one stops being much of a moat; knowing whether its answer is actually any good might be.
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks edged lower after U.S. forces struck Iranian targets over the weekend; oil prices rose while the equity reaction stayed contained.
The S&P 500 gained about 2.6% for August, defying the seasonally weak month.
The 10-year Treasury yield closed near 4.73% and the 2-year finished around 4.34%.
Economic Data
A busy labor-data week ahead: July JOLTS today, ADP Wednesday, and August nonfarm payrolls Friday, expected at 65,000 with unemployment at 4.2%.
September rate-hike odds rose to about 65%, up from roughly 35% before Warsh's Friday remarks.
Asian markets were mixed overnight and European markets traded mostly lower.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Tesla ($TSLA) +6% after investors made sense of anticipated announcements, including a pothole avoidance feature.
(β) Pinterest ($PINS) -6% because the social media platform disclosed that CFO Julia Brau Donnelly will leave at the end of October.
(β) Aon ($AON) -10% after the insurance brokerage agreed to pay private equity firm KKR $17 billion for USI Insurance Services.
Prediction Markets
Traders are forecasting continued economic expansion with the ISM manufacturing numbers coming out today.
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Private Dealmaking
KKR agreed to sell USI, an insurance brokerage, to Aon for around $17 billion
SLB agreed to acquire Kelvion, a German provider of thermal management and heat exchange tech, from Apollo and Triton for $3.4 billion
Ausperbio, a biotech focused on chronic hepatitis B, raised $120 million
Hopscotch Primary Care, a primary care provider for rural communities, raised $53 million
Gallos Technology, a U.K. defense-tech investor and incubator, raised $50 million
Deep Cognito, a developer of hybrid reasoning models, raised $43 million
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DAILY ACUMEN
Pattern Illusion
Show people a truly random sequence of coin flips and ask them to spot the pattern, and they will find one every time, a run that looks meaningful, a rhythm that seems to repeat. The pattern is not there. The brain evolved to find signal in noise because missing a real pattern was historically far more costly than imagining a fake one.
This is a serious liability in markets, where enormous amounts of genuinely random price movement get stared at by people whose brains are built to insist a shape is hiding in it. Technical patterns get traded with total conviction, some of which is real signal and a great deal of which is the same mechanism that finds a face in a cloud.
The discipline is asking whether a pattern would survive being shown as pure random data with the labels removed. If the shape only looks meaningful once you already believe it is meaningful, it probably is not.
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