🍋 Dealmaking Dry Spell

Wall Street total deal volume failed to crack the $3T threshold for the first time since 2013, plus the corporate jargon that makes billionaires cringe.

🍋 From $2.5B to Bankrupt

Electric scooter maker Bird filed for bankruptcy after once being valued at $2.5B, plus three situations where you're not supposed to tip.

🍋 Last-Minute M&A Flurry

$40 billion of M&A was announced yesterday, plus former Wall Street accountant turned escort, plus Adobe and Figma called off their $20 billion merger, Nikola CEO sentenced to 4 years in prison.

🍋 Top 12 Holiday Gift Ideas 2023

🍋 Newest Goldman Interns

Rupert Murdoch's daughters are interning at Goldman next summer, plus the Dow hit an all-time high after inflation data.

🍋 Ken Griffin Still Making It Rain

Citadel will return $7 billion in profits back to investors, plus stocks are on track to hit their all-time highs.