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How middlemen might be saving the private equity industry, plus Fed's latest rate cut projection, and how to become a better negotiator.
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"It's not whether you're right or wrong that's important, but how much money you make when you're right and how much you lose when you're wrong." â George Soros
Good Morning! Evercore is predicting that private equity deals will come back in 2024 as funds need more cash for partners. But thereâs some drama in the VC world and LPs are doubting venture fundsâ startup valuations. The Fed says rate cuts are coming - they just canât figure out when. Plus, 4 strategies for great conversations, and the secret to overcoming nerves and becoming a stronger negotiator.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Private Equityâs 2023 MVP

In 2023, private equity fundraising took a hit for the second year in a row. And firms have no choice but to get creative with how they raise capital.
Things started to look a little gloomy when institutional investors tightened their belts on private asset allocations. Making matters worse, firms are struggling to hand back cash to investors - and they also have less capital to deploy on new funds.
But in the aftermath of the easy money era, placement agents are swooping in as the unsung heroes, providing a lifeline to private equity firms.
These agents are helping American firms raise capital from smaller pension funds and family offices across Europe and the Middle East.
Itâs great news for private equity firms - they usually never needed help finding clients before. EQT and TPG are struggling to close $15-20 billion funds without a little outside help. And while private equityâs usually good at keeping those long-term relationships - finding fresh cash in a brutal fundraising year isnât necessarily their specialty.
Takeaway: In the nine months through September, the total capital raised by private equity firms was $900 billion. This trajectory suggests that 2023 is expected to lag behind 2022's $1.4 trillion due to a number of factors, including elevated interest rates, inflation apprehensions, and heightened regulatory oversight. But thereâs lots of hope that 2024 will be a much better year.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Why 2024 could be a year of American optimism (Axios)
Evercore sees private equity deals coming back (BB)
LPs doubt venture fundsâ startup valuations (WSJ)
Monthly job openings hit lowest level since March 2021 (YF)
Cash home sales in Manhattan hit a record high (Axios)
Apple leads $383 billion tech rout in reversal from 2023 rally (YF)
Fed signals rate cuts are coming, but timing uncertain (CNBC)
US national debt hit record $34 trillion (CNN)
GMâs 2023 U.S. vehicle sales were its best since 2019 (CNBC)
These five companies canât afford a misstep in 2024 (Axios)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Stocks closed lower as the Nasdaq already slipped 1% to start 2024.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Eli Lilly ($LLY) +4% after the pharmaceutical company was named to Bank of Americaâs âstocks to watch.â
(â) Xerox ($XRX) -12% because the company will cut 15% of its workforce .
(â) SoFi ($SOFI) -14% after a downgrade by KBW.
Private Dealmaking
Entropy, a carbon capture developer, raised $150 million
Aqua Security, a cybersecurity company, raised $60 million
Radionetics Oncology, a radiopharmaceutical startup, raised $52.5 million
Robin AI, a legal copilot, raised $26 million
Arduino, an open-source hardware and software company, raised $22 million
SolarDuck, a floating solar developer, raised $16 million
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Misbelief

Misinformation affects all of us on a daily basisâfrom social media to larger political challenges, from casual conversations in supermarkets, to even our closest relationships. While we recognize the dangers that misinformation poses, the problem is complexâfar beyond what policing social media alone can achieveâand too often our limited solutions are shaped by partisan politics and individual interpretations of truth.
In Misbelief, preeminent social scientist Dan Ariely argues that to understand the irrational appeal of misinformation, we must first understand the behavior of âmisbeliefââthe psychological and social journey that leads people to mistrust accepted truths, entertain alternative facts, and even embrace full-blown conspiracy theories.
Misinformation, it turns out, appeals to something innate in all of usâon the right and the leftâand it is only by understanding this psychology that we can blunt its effects. Grounded in years of study as well as Arielyâs own experience as a target of disinformation, Misbelief is an eye-opening and comprehensive analysis of the psychological drivers that cause otherwise rational people to adopt deeply irrational beliefs.
Utilizing the latest research, Ariely reveals the key elementsâemotional, cognitive, personality, and socialâthat drive people down the funnel of false information and mistrust, showing how under the right circumstances, anyone can become a misbeliever.
âDan Ariely writes in a way that gets us to think and reflect about our human nature.â
DAILY VISUAL
All-cash Home Sales in Manhattan Hit Record High
Share of Manhattan homes bought with cash

Source: Axios
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Think Again
"When people reflect on what it takes to be mentally fit, the first idea that comes to mind is usually intelligence. The smarter you are, the more complex the problems you can solveâ and the faster you can solve them.
Intelligence is traditionally viewed as the ability to think and learn. Yet in a turbulent world, thereâs another set of cognitive skills that might matter more: the ability to rethink and unlearn.
Mental horsepower doesnât guarantee mental dexterity. No matter how much brainpower you have, if you lack the motivation to change your mind, youâll miss many occasions to think again.
Research reveals that the higher you score on an IQ test, the more likely you are to fall for stereotypes, because youâre faster at recognizing patterns. And recent experiments suggest that the smarter you are, the more you might struggle to update your beliefs.
The curse of knowledge is that it closes your mind to what you donât know. Good judgment depends on having the skillâ and the willâ to open your mind. A hallmark of wisdom is knowing when itâs time to abandon some of the most cherished parts of your identity."
Source: Adam Grant
ENLIGHTENMENT
Short Squeez Picks
4 key strategies for great conversations
How to overcome nerves to become a stronger negotiator
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Patagonia gave a masterclass on how to treat your people
10 useful time management tips
MEME-A-PALOOZA
Memes of the Day



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