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Plus: The Fed held but three officials dissented, Anglo is offloading De Beers at a fraction of what it paid, and DoorDash is building its own drones.

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Good Morning! The Fed held rates steady after a cliffhanger meeting, with three officials dissenting. Bloomberg agreed to acquire Canoe Intelligence, a platform that automates private markets data collection for institutional investors and family offices. And DoorDash is building its own drone for in-house delivery.
Airbus completed a 24-hour flight from Melbourne to Toulouse in a push for the world's longest commercial route. Morgan Stanley bankers were pressured to approve mortgages for wealthy clients. And Anglo American is reportedly in talks to sell De Beers for about $1 billion, a big markdown for a company it bought for $13 billion in 2011.
Plus: The CDS market is surging as Wall Street picks AI's winners and losers, and how Blackstone put Jersey Mike's on a fast track to this week's IPO.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
The SaaSpocalypse Buying Opportunity

When Claude Code dropped earlier this year and software valuations collapsed, most of the PE software industry froze. Francisco Partners locked-in and went fundraising.
The San Francisco firm, founded in 1999 and now sitting on $75 billion in capital raised, just closed $21 billion in new money against an $18 billion target. It's the first large-cap software-focused PE firm to close a raise since the SaaSpocalypse hit in February. The message from LPs is clear: software is not dead, it is on sale.
Co-founder DJ Deb's bet is that AI splits the sector rather than levels it. "AI will not kill the software industry, but it will create a dispersion of winners and losers," he told the FT. "For some companies, their long-term valuations are permanently impacted, but for others people will realize that not only do they have strong moats, but they will be able to have a greater market to sell to."
Right now the market is pricing almost everything as a loser, which is historically where buyout firms make their money. "If you look at the history of private equity, when you buy right, you tend to make a lot of money, and valuations are at their lowest level in a long time." His corollary: the 2021 and 2022 vintages bought at peak multiples will struggle, while the funds deploying now have a real shot.
The track record backs the pitch. Per California pension filings, FPβs 2011 and 2015 funds each returned more than 3x, and the 2018 vintage has already returned nearly 100% of investors' cash at an 18.4% net IRR. Deb concedes some existing positions "will have issues by virtue of what's happened," and notes credit markets remain open to software buyouts though financing costs have risen. On the other side of the trade, he is blunt: "I think we're sitting on a massive AI bubble. This reminds me of 2000."
Takeaway: Francisco closed above target into a sector the market thinks is being disrupted out of existence, on the view that AI produces winners and losers rather than only losers. Whether February was a buying opportunity or the start of a structural decline is the most important question in tech investing right now, and Francisco Partners just put $21 billion behind the former.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Fed decision redline: here's what changed in the second statement under Warsh (CNBC)
Bloomberg to acquire Canoe Intelligence in private markets push (BB)
DoorDash building its own drone as it launches in-house drone delivery (Axios)
Airbus jet completes 24-hour flight in push for world's longest commercial route (Fox Business)
Morgan Stanley bankers were pressured to approve mortgages for wealthy clients (WSJ)
Ex-Goldman exec awarded Β£1.45M after paternity leave βstigmaβ (FT)
Anglo said to be in talks to sell De Beers for about $1 billion (BB)
How Blackstone put Jersey Mike's on a fast track to this week's IPO (WSJ)
Wall Street picks AI winners and losers as credit swaps surge (BB)
Brent oil jumps back above $90 after Trump threatens to hit Iran hard (CNBC)
Deutsche Bank plans fresh $569 million buyback after earnings increase (WSJ)
Shares in Gucci owner Kering surge as recovery gains traction (WSJ)
AI companies are recruiting electricians by the thousands (NYT)
SpaceX Starship heat shield can't support rapid flights, experts say (BB)
Korean stocks tumble a second day as SK Hynix results disappoint (BB)
Barclays moves to Wall Street pay model with higher bonuses (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks fell more than 1.5% after Iran struck a U.S. base in Jordan and WTI crude jumped 7% to $85.
The Fed held rates at 3.50% to 3.75% with three dissents favoring a hike; long-term yields rose.
Apple and Amazon report after the close today.
Earnings Season
Tech has pulled back roughly 5% this month, with the Philadelphia semiconductor index down 22%.
Financials, energy, and healthcare each gained more than 5%, with the equal-weight S&P 500 and Russell 1000 Value hitting record highs before today.
Visa posted 10% U.S. payments volume growth, the highest since 2019.
Movers & Shakers
(+) GE Healthcare ($GEHC) +12% after beating Q2 estimates, with record order growth and a reaffirmed full-year outlook.
(β) Humana ($HUM) -6% because investors were disappointed the company maintained its guidance after peer UnitedHealth lifted its own earlier this month.
(β) Hims & Hers ($HIMS) -15% after the FTC sued the company over alleged data privacy violations.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Grant Thornton agreed to buy CBIZ for $5 billion, creating one of the countryβs largest accounting firms
Apax Partners agreed to acquire Centor and another plastic packaging business from Gerresheimer for around $1.6 billion
Bain Capital agreed to lead a $1.5 billion investment in Eaton Fiber
Pentair agreed to buy Taco Group, a hydronic and water-based solutions company, for $1.4 billion
ThreatLocker, a zero trust security company, raised $190 million
CAIS, an alts investment platform for independent financial advisors, raised $170 million
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DAILY ACUMEN
Eighty Twenty
A small fraction of inputs quietly produce the overwhelming majority of outputs, in almost every system anyone has measured carefully. A handful of clients generate most of the revenue. A handful of positions generate most of the returns. A handful of trading days generate most of a market's gains for the entire year. The rest is closer to noise than most people admit.
The instinct is to treat every input as roughly equal, giving each client, task, and position a proportional share of attention. This feels fair. It is also a quiet way of starving the few things that actually matter in order to evenly water everything else.
The uncomfortable implication is that most of what fills a calendar or a portfolio is not pulling its weight. Finding the small slice that is doing the real work, and feeding it disproportionately, is worth more than any optimization spread evenly across the whole.
ENLIGHTENMENT
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