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🍋 The Future of Fast Food
Chipotle is doubling down on the future of fast food with its VC fund. Elon has twins and is single-handedly keeping the earth's birth rate up. Not procreating is Elon's takeover target Twitter, which laid off a third of its recruiting team. Sunny Balwani, the right hand man (and ex) of Elizabeth Holmes, was found guilty of 12 counts of conspiracy and fraud.
🍋 Is Wall Street Staying Home?
Looks like half of Wall Street is still working from home based on the “Pret Index.” Subway menu is getting a revamp after what seems like an eternity. Bridgewater is up 32% YTD. Oil fell below $100/barrel and cryptogeddon’s latest victim, Vauld is being acquired by Nexo.
🍋 Billionaire Riri
Rihanna is America’s youngest self-made billionaire. A burger king employee that hasn’t missed a day of work for 27 years raised $350k and counting for his efforts. Turkey’s inflation is out of control and so is cryptogeddon. The latest company in deep trouble is Vault, which stopped withdrawals joining other troubled companies like Celsius and CoinFlex.
🍋 Ultra Fast Lawsuits
Ultra-fast fashion retailer, Shein is in hot waters for copyright infringement. Air New Zealand is planning lie-flat beds for economy class. "Minions: The Rise of Gru" had a blockbuster opening weekend. Deal activity is expected to slow down this year and 500 of the world’s richest have also lost $1.4 trillion, steepest decline in 6 months.