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Plus: Cardlytics soared 93% after Citron Research used ChatGPT to tweet out a bullish call, and how Larry Ellison made $365 billion by breaking every wealth management rule.

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Good Morning and Happy Friday! The S&P 500 and Nasdaq closed at record highs as rate-cut relief and Nvidiaās $5 billion Intel bet juiced markets. D.E. Shaw is raising money for a new hedge fund that, for the first time, ditches algorithms and puts humans in charge.
Amex is hiking the Platinum fee to $895 a year, but members will see $3,500 in perks. And the worldās largest publicly traded hedge fund is breaking ranks with tradition, rolling out an ETF under its own name.
Plus: Cardlytics soared 93% after a Citron Research tweet said ChatGPT generated its bullish call, how Larry Ellison made $365 billion by breaking every wealth management rule and how to properly bulk and cut.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Wall Streetās Parking Lot Era

Wall Street has a new obsession: parking lots. Industrial outdoor storage (IOS), like gravel and asphalt sites near ports, highways, and power lines has become prime real estate as AI construction firms scramble for staging space to park millions of dollarsā worth of tools, tractors, trailers, and generators..
What used to be an obscure, sleepy corner of real estate is suddenly a prime investment as the AI boom fuels demand for data centers and the firms building them.
Institutional money is piling in. J.P. Morgan set up a $700 million JV with Zenith IOS. Blackstone has dropped nearly $200 million with Alterra to buy dozens of sites. Truist and Bank of Montreal financed $344 million into 60-plus lots. Since 2021, institutions have poured $4.7 billion into the sector, nearly 8x the prior five years.
Rents for IOS properties are up 123% since 2020, compared with 58% for warehouses. Vacancy is at 5% and zoning fights keep new supply scarce. Locals hate the gravel moonscapes, but data centers and logistics firms need them. Every generator, trailer, and container needs a base, and every widget off a port makes three to five stops before it hits a Walmart shelf.
The AI angle puts it into overdrive. Data centers donāt just need electricity, they need acres of staging space. Every new server farm requires nearby lots to hold millions of dollarsā worth of generators, trailers, and construction gear. Wall Street isnāt just buying into the servers inside the buildings, itās grabbing the dirt outside where all that equipment sits.
Takeaway: The AI trade isnāt just chips and cloud contracts, itās asphalt. The next big infrastructure play is the humble gravel lot, where supply is capped, demand keeps climbing, and returns are outpacing warehouses. Owning IOS is a three-in-one bet on logistics, e-commerce, and AI. Sometimes the smartest trade on Wall Street really is just parking it.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
S&P, Nasdaq hit fresh records (YF)
DE Shaw raising $5B in its first hedge fund run by humans (BB)
Amex unveils refreshed Platinum card with $895 annual fee (CNBC)
Erika Kirk named CEO of Turning Point USA (CNN)
Man Group bets big on ETFs with hedge-fund trades for masses (BB)
SEC allows public companies to block investors from security class action lawsuits (FT)
Private credit firms eye public companies as next big target (BB)
Cardlytics stock soars after positive mention from Citron Research (Investing)
Intel and Nvidia to deepen partnership with $5 billion investment (CNBC)
Institutional investors are flashing a warning for stocks (BB)
Larry Ellison made $365B by breaking every wealth management rule (CNBC)
KKR moving into Bostonās International Place office tower (BG)
Regulators probe claims of ādebankingā bias against conservatives at major banks (WSJ)
Trumpās tariffs reshape CEO hiring and investment decisions (Axios)
Apollo weighs $1.5B sale of AOL (NYP)
Insurance money emerges as latest funding source for AI developers (TI)
Wall Street investors pile into AI stocks despite risks (WSJ)
Why private equity needs you more than you need them (WP)
Trump pushes Supreme Court fight over Fed Governor Lisa Cook (CNBC)
The FTC is suing Live Nation and Ticketmaster over illegal ticket reselling (CNN)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks rise on lower interest-rate hopes ā Equity markets rallied as investors digested signals from yesterdayās Fed meeting.
Small-caps outperform ā The Russell 2000 hit a new all-time high, its first since November 2021, on rate-sensitive strength.
Tech rebounds ā The Nasdaq, weak after the Fed meeting, was lifted by a big gain in NVIDIA amid reports of investment in Intel to co-develop chips.
Global tone positive ā European indexes and Japanās Nikkei moved higher, though Chinese equities lagged.
Bonds and dollar ā The 10-year Treasury yield rose 5 bps to 4.12%. The dollar strengthened, while oil stayed in the $60ā$65 range.
Economic Data Highlights
Jobless claims reverse recent spike ā Initial claims fell to 231,000, down sharply from the prior weekās 264,000.
Continuing claims ease ā Dipped to 1.92M, below the 1.97M high earlier this year.
Labor-market signals ā While payroll gains remain weak, layoffs appear contained.
Policy balance ā The Fed faces the challenge of weak hiring and still-above-target inflation as tariffs pressure consumer prices.
Reported Earnings
Darden Restaurants (DRI) ā Same-store sales growth helped offset margin pressure.
FedEx (FDX) ā Cost cuts supported results; guidance reiterated.
Lennar (LEN) ā Housing demand soft, with deliveries and margins under pressure.
Earnings Today
No significant earnings
Movers & Shakers
(+) Intel ($INTC) +23% after announcing a $5B investment from Nvidia.
(+) Novo Nordisk ($NVO) +6% because the companyās Ozempic data beats Eli Lilly.
(ā) Cracker Barrel ($CBRL) -8% after the restaurant chain cut its outlook.
Private Dealmaking
Groq, an AI chipmaker, raised $750 million
Ollin Biosciences, an ophthalmology biotech, raised $100 million
Imagine Pediatrics, a provider of virtual special needs care, raised $67 million
CodeRabbit, a code review startup, raised $60 million
Tabs, a developer of AI agents for finance teams, raised $55 million
AllRock Bio, a biotech focused on cardiopulmonary and fibrotic diseases, raised $50 million
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