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Good Morning! Markets bounced back after another day of Trump firing Powell rumors and Trump shutting them down (read: TACO trade). Big banks all performed well in Q2 2025, as tariff volatility boosted trading revenue.
Goldman is trying to cut a deal to bring alternative assets into 401(k) plans, Bank of America is in the process of launching a stablecoin, and Larry Ellison is now richer than Mark Zuckerberg as Oracle stock surges.
Plus: JPMorgan is now worth more than its three largest rivals combined, why defense and bitcoin could be solid plays over the next six months, and the one question that cuts through the BS at job interviews.
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Wall Streetâs Best Trading Quarter Ever

Goldman Sachs just posted the strongest equity trading quarter in Wall Street history, raking in $4.3 billion in Q2 equity-trading revenue, $600 million above analyst estimates and even surpassing Q1âs record-setting total.
The surge was fueled by tariff-related market volatility and a spike in client activity, particularly from hedge funds repositioning portfolios. Trading profits came in well ahead of expectations, helping lift total firmwide revenue 19% year over year to $13.8 billion.
Investment banking also staged a comeback. Goldman generated $2.19 billion in IB revenue, led by a 71% jump in M&A advisory fees from a rebound in large-cap dealmaking.
Meanwhile, fixed income traders brought in $3.47 billion, with strong demand for FICC financing. While JPMorgan, BofA, and Citi posted solid trading results, none kept pace. Morgan Stanley actually saw its equity trading revenue decline quarter over quarter.
On the operational side, Goldman continues to cut costs, laying off staff and relocating teams to lower-cost cities like Dallas, Warsaw, and Bengaluru.
In April, shareholders approved $80 million in retention bonuses for CEO David Solomon and President John Waldron. The firm also raised its dividend by roughly 30% following easier Fed stress test rules.
Goldman Sachs shares, up 23% this year, rose about 1% yesterday.
Takeaway: Wall Street banks are turning macro uncertainty into a money machine, and Goldman is leading the charge. With record trading revenue, a rebound in M&A, and a tighter cost base, the firm has gone from struggling to surging. Turns out all Goldman needed was a little global instability to remind everyone why it still runs the most profitable casino in town.
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. stocks rose in a volatile session, with the Nasdaq hitting a new record following strong earnings.
Speculation that Trump would fire Fed Chair Powell caused mid-day volatility, but markets recovered after Trump denied it.
Johnson & Johnson surged over 5% after beating earnings and raising full-year guidance.
Goldman Sachs posted record stock trading revenue, and Morgan Stanley also beat expectations.
A new U.S.-Indonesia trade agreement was announced, though details remain limited.
WTI crude oil edged higher, and the U.S. dollar weakened slightly.
Economic Data Highlights
June PPI was flat, with both headline and core measures unchanged month-over-month.
Headline PPI rose 2.3% YoY, the lowest since Sept 2024; core PPI slowed to 2.6% from 3.2% in May.
Services inflation declined, while goods prices posted the largest rise since February.
Tariff-related inflation may appear in coming months as inventories deplete, but the Fed may still have room to cut rates later this year.
Reported Earnings
ASML â Revenue grew on strong EUV demand; bookings came in ahead of expectations.
Bank of America (BAC) â Beat on loan growth and net interest income; credit quality stable.
Goldman Sachs (GS) â Posted best-ever stock trading quarter; strength in M&A advisory.
Morgan Stanley (MS) â Benefited from Q2 market volatility; wealth management stable.
Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) â Beat expectations; raised full-year revenue guidance.
Progressive (PGR) â Reported solid underwriting profits and strong premium growth.
United Airlines (UAL) â Revenue rose on record summer travel demand; costs remained elevated.
Discover Financial (DFS) â Beat on net interest income; credit loss provisions increased.
Kinder Morgan (KMI) â Slight beat on EBITDA; natural gas volumes stable.
Earnings Today
Taiwan Semiconductor (TSM) (Before Open) â Focus on AI chip demand, H2 capacity guidance.
PepsiCo (PEP) (Before Open) â Investors watching organic sales growth and pricing power.
General Electric (GE) (Before Open) â Expected to show strength in aerospace and power units.
Abbott Labs (ABT) (Before Open) â Focus on medical devices rebound and diagnostics demand.
Cintas (CTAS) (Before Open) â Watching margin expansion and outlook for service revenue.
Elevance Health (ELV) (Before Open) â Analysts watching medical cost trends and guidance.
U.S. Bancorp (USB) (Before Open) â Focus on NIM pressure and commercial loan growth.
Travelers (TRV) (Before Open) â Investors watching underwriting margins and catastrophe losses.
Netflix (NFLX) (After Close) â Expected to show strong subscriber growth and ad-tier momentum.
Interactive Brokers (IBKR) (After Close) â Eyes on new account growth and interest revenue tailwinds.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Johnson & Johnson ($JNJ) +6% after the pharmaceutical company posted strong Q2 earnings.
(â) ASML ($ASML) -8% because the chipmaker warned there may not be any growth in 2026.
(â) SolarEdge ($SEDG) -9% after the solar company was downgraded by JPMorgan.
Private Dealmaking
Moonvalley, an AI video maker, raised $84 million
Spacelift, a data-center infrastructure automation platform, raised $51 million
Tandem Health, a clinical documentation startup, raised $50 million
Ilimis Therapeutics, an immune disease drug developer, raised $42 million
NetBox Labs, an infrastructure management company, raised $35 million
Aqtual, a chronic diseases developer, raised $31 million
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Stage Time
Confidence isnât built in the mirrorâitâs built on stage.
And âstageâ doesnât mean arena tours or shareholder meetings. It means saying yes to something uncertain. Raising your hand when your heart races. Belting your truth when youâre off-key but all in.
A psychology professor recently wrote about singing in a rock band for the first timeâoffbeat, unrehearsed, imperfect. But that wasnât the point. The point was this: growth lives at the edge of exposure.
Whether you're managing a portfolio or navigating a career pivot, the same principle applies. You can read all the theory in the worldâbut at some point, you have to step into the spotlight and let your instincts play. Thatâs when confidence catches up.
Confidence is not bravado. Itâs built in quiet reps: showing up, slipping up, recovering without retreat. And the fastest way to build it? Commit before you feel ready. Flow doesnât come from flawless executionâit comes from trusting that youâll keep going even if you miss the note.
So find your version of the stage. Take the mic. Screw up gracefully. Youâre not auditioningâyouâre becoming.
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