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Plus: 40% of McKinseyâs revenue is now from AI, Swiss tariffs will raise Rolex prices, Goldman buying HaÌagen-Dazs, and how flying private became the ultimate wealth flex.

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"Too much capital availability makes money flow to the wrong placesâ â Howard Marks
Good Morning! Advising on AI and tech now makes up 40% of McKinseyâs revenue. European bank stocks hit their highest level since 2008 on higher interest rate income. Meanwhile, Vegas tourism is down 11.3%, possibly flashing a recession signal.
Proposed 39% tariffs on Swiss imports could tack on $1,000 to $9,500 to Rolex Submariner models. Perella Weinberg is acquiring secondaries advisory firm Devon Park, and Goldman AM is looking to buy the U.S. parent of HĂ€agen-Dazs for $17B.
Plus: Vanguard expects stocks to return just 3.3%â5.3% annually over the next decade, Blackstone spent $11M last year on Steve Schwarzmanâs security, and flying private is now the top status symbol of real wealth.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Trumpâs Numbers Game

The Bureau of Labor Statistics dropped a brutal jobs report on FridayâŠand the data showed a clear labor market slowdown. July saw just 73,000 jobs added (the weakest hiring month since the pandemic) and the BLS revised away over 250,000 jobs from May and June combined.
Then, in an extraordinary move, President Trump fired BLS Commissioner Erika McEntarfer just hours after the report was released. He claimed, without evidence, that the data was âriggedâ to make him look bad.
Markets were spooked. The BLS might be boring and usually flies under the radar, but its data is foundational to everything from Fed rate decisions to mortgage pricing. Markets rely on consistent, credible inputs to assess risk and price assets.
If presidents can remove career officials for delivering unfavorable data, it opens the door to cherry-picked stats, politically motivated growth numbers, and a breakdown in investor trust.
Markets can handle bad news. What they canât handle is uncertainty⊠and this move injected a whole lot of it.
On the same day, Federal Reserve Governor Adriana Kugler announced sheâs stepping down early, effective August 8. That gives Trump another vacancy to fill, and heâs likely to nominate someone aligned with his push for aggressive rate cuts.
Takeaway: Lowering rates has been a focus of Trump, even though a move to do so typically steps outside of the Presidentâs authority. The BLS and the Fed are two pillars of the same operating system: one produces the data, the other makes the calls. And if you canât trust the data, you canât trust the diagnosis. Expect more turbulence ahead as Trump continues to clash with Jerome, Erika and co.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Blackstone emerges as frontrunner to buy Enverus (YF)
McKinsey sees AI as an existensial threat (WSJ)
Trump shocks Swiss watch dealers and collectors with new tariff (BB)
European bank shares hit highest level since 2008 (FT)
Las Vegas posts an 11.3% drop in visitor count in June (8News)
Goldman Sachs poised to buy into ice cream maker Froneri for $17B (YF)
Blackstone paid $11M for Steve Schwarzmanâs security in 2024 (PIO)
Berkshire Hathaway reports 4% drop in operating earnings in Q2 (CNN)
Goldman told clients to go long copper day before price plunge (BB)
ESPN agrees to acquire NFL Media properties including RedZone (YF)
AI audit is coming to hotel room checkouts (CNBC)
Centerbridge says private credit has real place in 401(k)s (BB)
Philz Coffee close to closing deal to sell to private equity firm for $145M (ML)
Jane Fraser on hunt to put the old Citi back together (NYP)
Tesla ordered to pay millions over deadly Autopilot crash (Axios)
Access to 401(k)s couldnât come at a better time for private equity (Hill)
Perella Weinberg buying secondaries advisory firm Devon Park (Axios)
Restaurants adding dozens of spicy menu items for younger diners (CNBC)
Palantir signed a $10B software and data contract with the US Army (CNBC)
Big Tech is on track to spend nearly $400B on AI CapEx this year (WSJ)
AMD raised the price of its high end AI chip by nearly 70% (IBD)
Amazon will pay New York Times $20M per year to use its content for AI (WSJ)
Alphabet and Nvidia in talks to fund Vast Data at a $30B valuation. (Reuters)
How flying on a private jet became the no. 1 marker of real wealth (WSJ)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Equity markets fell as new, sweeping tariffs weighed on sentiment, and underwhelming jobs data added to the caution
Nasdaq led the decline, while the S&PâŻ500 and Dow also closed lower
Amazon dropped ~8% on disappointing guidance; Apple reversed earlier gains despite solid revenue results
The U.S. dollar weakened, and bond yields slid, with the 10-year Treasury yield down to the low 4% range amid increasing rate-cut expectations
Economic Data Highlights
Nonfarm payrolls rose just 73,000 in July, with prior months revised down 258,000, bringing the three-month average to 35,000; the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.2%
Wage growth remains firm, supporting household income despite slower hiring
Soft labor data pushed the odds of a September Fed rate cut to roughly 94%, with markets now pricing in two full cuts by year-end
Reported Earnings
Chevron (CVX) reported better-than-expected earnings, though net income declined; production rose and the Hess acquisition contributed to results
ExxonMobil (XOM) exceeded expectations despite a decline in net income, helped by strong output and solid performance in downstream and chemical businesses
Moderna (MRNA) posted a sharp loss, but beat estimates due to cost controls; revenue declined and the company trimmed full-year guidance
Earnings Today
ON Semiconductor (ON) â Investors will look at updates on auto and industrial chip demand, as well as margin improvement efforts
Palantir (PLTR) â Watch for commentary on U.S. government AI contract activity and commercial growth trends
HIMS & Hers Health (HIMS) â Key metrics include subscriber expansion and operating leverage in the telehealth business
Movers & Shakers
(+) Reddit ($RDDT) +17% after the social media company announced strong daily active user growth.
(+) Moderna ($MRNA) -7% because the pharmaceutical company cut guidance.
(â) Coinbase ($COIN) -17% after an earnings miss; thawing crypto market.
Private Dealmaking
OpenAI raised $8.3âŻbillion at $300 billion valuation
Anaconda, a provider of AI dev tools, raised $150 million
fal, an AI infrastructure company, raised $125 million
Reka, a multiâmodal AI model builder, raised $110 million
Noma Security, an AI agent security platform, raised $100 million
Safe Security, a cyber risk management platform, raised $70 million
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The average 30-year fixed mortgage rate remained unchanged for the fourth straight week, holding within a tight range. Steady economic growth, easing home prices, and rising inventory levels offer encouraging signs for both buyers and sellers.
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Vera, or Faith

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Rating:
Amazon 4.4 / 5
Goodreads 4.0 / 5
Book Length: 256 pages
Ideal For: Fans of speculative satire, dystopian fiction, coming-of-age stories, and novels with political edgeâespecially readers who appreciated What Maisie Knew, Prophet Song, or Henry Jamesâinspired narratives.
âVera, with her earnestness, sweetness, vulnerability and determination, will win over the most hardâhearted reader. In short, you may read this clever and surprising novel in one sittingâand then read it again.â â Bookreporter review
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Let them know you exist.
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