šŸ‹ Trading FAANG for Chipotle

Plus: Trump backtracks on Intel’s CEO, the millennial boss steering Schonfeld’s comeback, Big Tech employees backing Zohran Mamdani, and OpenAI shares trading at a premium.

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ā€œHis success and rise is an amazing story.ā€ — President Trump (on Intel CEO)

Good morning! U.S. companies are buying back stock at a record pace, with 2025 buybacks on track to surpass $1.1 trillion. Gold logged its sharpest one-day drop in three months after Trump confirmed he won’t impose tariffs on the metal.

Meanwhile, Trump reversed course on Intel’s CEO, praising him just days after calling for his resignation. Big Tech employees rank among the top donors to Zohran Mamdani’s campaign, and some OpenAI investors are paying steep premiums for shares.

Plus: The millennial boss steering Schonfeld’s comeback, Klarna is prepping for an IPO while rebranding as a bank to push its debit card, and the best hotel gyms in the world.

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Trading FAANG for Chipotle

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A computer science degree was supposed to basically guarantee a six-figure job straight out of college, and with the AI boom in full swing, 2025 seemed like the perfect time to break into the industry. But while tech valuations soar and the stock market rips, recent grads are finding themselves shut out of the party. In reality, landing an entry-level job is proving to be much harder than they thought.

Purdue graduate Manasi Mishra, who began coding in elementary school, said the only company to call her after graduation was Chipotle… and she did not get the job. Another grad, Zach Taylor, applied to 5,762 positions and got zero offers.

Computer science and computer engineering majors now face some of the highest entry-level unemployment rates in the U.S., 6.1% and 7.5% respectively, more than double the rate for recent biology or art history grads.

The AI boom is proving a double-edged sword. AI coding tools like CodeRabbit can generate and debug thousands of lines of code instantly, reducing the need for junior engineers. The entry-level roles new grads rely on are often the first to be automated.

Meanwhile, Amazon, Meta, Intel, and Microsoft are still laying off workers and cutting hiring. Many candidates describe the process as bleak and demoralizing, with some ghosted after multiple interview rounds.

Some grads are pivoting. Mishra leveraged her TikTok influencer experience to land a tech sales role. Others are moving into policy, marketing, or non-coding tech jobs.

Takeaway: For years, students were told to ā€œlearn to codeā€ to secure a stable, lucrative career. Now, they’re finding themselves on the wrong side of the AI revolution. The tech world is moving at lightning pace, and at this rate, no one knows what jobs will even exist tomorrow.

HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • American companies are buying back stocks at a record pace (WSJ)

  • Trump says gold will not face a tariff (YF)

  • Gold sees largest one-day drop in 3 months as traders react to Trump (WSJ)

  • Nvidia and AMD caught in Trump–China tech fight explained (CNN)

  • Nvidia is willing to pay U.S. government $3 billion to save China business (YF)

  • Rare-earth magnet maker raises $65 million in push to counter China (WSJ)

  • U.S., China agree to 90-day tariff pause (Axios)

  • Big tech workers emerge as top donors to Mamdani's NYC campaign (NYP) 

  • Trump flip-flops on Intel CEO after demanding resignation (CNBC)

  • Hedge fund Schonfeld’s millennial boss Ryan Tolkin leads comeback for firm (BB)

  • Trump picks E.J. Antoni as new Bureau of Labor Statistics head (CBS)

  • Klarna revives its IPO but this time as a bank (BB)

  • Citi oversaw $1 billion for trust tied to sanctioned oligarch (BB)

  • Jefferies extended non-competes for private capital advisory arm (BB)

  • Microsoft’s GitHub chief is leaving as competition ramps up in AI (CNBC)

  • Natural-gas futures fall amid cooler weather forecasts easing summer demand (WSJ) 

  • Goldman Sachs says consumers expected to bear the brunt of Trump’s tariffs (NYP) 

  • Why some OpenAI investors are buying shares at a much higher price (Axios)

  • Gold tariffs leave bullish investors gleaming (Axios)

  • Trump calls in National Guard to tackle crime and homelessness in Washington (CNBC)

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Markets Rundown

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Market Update

  • Stocks start the week lower as markets await July CPI and PPI, both expected to rise

  • Consumer staples and consumer discretionary led gains, while energy and real estate lagged

  • 10-year Treasury yield eased to 4.28%, down from its July peak near 4.50%

  • Asia mostly higher after Trump extended China tariff pause by 90 days, as expected

  • WTI oil traded higher ahead of scheduled U.S.-Russia talks this week

Economic Data Highlights

  • July CPI due Tuesday, headline expected to edge up to 2.8% y/y from 2.7%

  • Core CPI seen rising to 3.0% annualized from 2.9% in June

  • PPI out Thursday, also expected to show an increase

  • Higher readings likely reflect early tariff impact, with most effects near term

  • Bond markets imply 10-year inflation expectations at 2.39%, still well anchored

Reported Earnings

  • Monday.com (MNDY) – Beat expectations with strong enterprise adoption and improving margins

  • Plug Power (PLUG) – Narrower-than-expected loss; revenue growth aided by green hydrogen demand

  • AMC Entertainment (AMC) – Narrowed loss as summer box office receipts improved y/y

Earnings Today

  • On Holding (ONON) – Focus on direct-to-consumer sales growth and international expansion

  • CoreWeave (CRWV) – Watch for cloud infrastructure growth and AI workload adoption trends

  • Circle (CRCL) – Key watch on USDC adoption, transaction volumes, and stablecoin market share

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Tilray Brands ($TLRY) +42% after Trump weighs softening laws on cannabis.

  • (+) Fannie Mae ($FNMA) +15% because Trump confirmed the IPO timeline for the mortgage giant for 2025.

  • (–) Hershey ($HSY) -5% after a weak West African crop could impact production.

Private Dealmaking

  • Centerbridge Partners agreed to buy MeridianLink for $2 billion

  • Truemeds, an e-pharmacy focused on generics, raised $85 million

  • EliseAI, a developer of chatbots for the housing industry, raised $75 million

  • Vulcan Elements, a maker of rare-earth magnets, raised $65 million

  • Dropzone AI, a developer of cybersecurity agents, raised $37 million

  • Prophet Security, an agentic AI SOC platform, raised $30 million

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