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Plus: Best Buffett quotes, S&P 500's longest winning streak in 20 years, Baird hits back at WSJ report, Sweetgreen defends $16 salads, and a finfluencer faces fraud charges.

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âDon't take a position on anything unless you can argue the opposite just as well.â â Warren Buffett
Good Morning! The S&P 500 just notched its first nine-day winning streak since 2004 as trade tensions with China eased. Bezos is set to sell $4.8 billion worth of Amazon stock, and 30% of Microsoftâs code is now written by AI.
Barclays and Goldman are expecting a rate cut in July, while Sweetgreenâs CEO is out defending $16 salads. Baird called the recent WSJ working conditions report âmisleading and incomplete,â and Robinhood rival eToro is weighing an IPO.
Plus: A finance influencer was charged in an $11M real estate fraud scheme, tech founders are betting on NYC, and should you do cardio before weights?
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
The GOAT Retires

After 60 years of investing, dealmaking, shareholder letters, and Cherry Coke-fueled wisdom, Warren Buffett announced that heâs retiring as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway by the end of 2025.
Buffett, now 94, transformed Berkshire from a struggling textile mill into a $1.2 trillion investment empire. He will ask the Berkshire board to approve his hand-picked successor, Greg Abel, as the new CEO. Abel has overseen Berkshireâs non-insurance businesses for years and was designated by Buffett himself as the heir apparent in 2021.
Buffett will go down as one of the greatest capital allocators in history. He bought his first stock at age 11, took over Berkshire in 1965, and spent six decades turning it into the most famous conglomerate in the world.
Buffett wonât be disappearing entirely, he plans to stay involved behind the scenes and wonât sell a single share of his $164 billion stake.
As Abel figures out what to do with Berkshireâs $350 billion cash pile, the company will continue to hunt for value amid uncertainty. Below are a collection of Buffettâs most memorable quotes from his last annual meeting as CEO:
On Markets, Emotions & Opportunity
âIf Berkshire went down 50% I would regard that as a fantastic opportunity.â
âI don't get fearful the way other people are afraid in a financial way.â
âWe continue to make the best deals when people are the most pessimistic.â
âEvery now and again you get an extraordinary opportunity. Most of the time you don't have much of an edge.â
âPatience is not a constant asset or liability. You don't want to be patient when the time comes to act.â
âThis period has been⌠Itâs really nothing. This is not a very dramatic bear market or anything of the sort.â
âPeople have emotions, but youâve got to check them at the door when you invest.â
âIt's not that I don't have emotions, but I don't have emotions about the price of stocks.â
âDon't take a position on anything unless you can argue the opposite just as well.â
âIf you are in something in which you are going to lose you should quit.â
âWe are not in the business of solving unsolvable problems.â
âIf every time you swung you hit a homerun the game wouldn't be very interesting.â
âYou can't blame humans for behaving like humans but you should understand their motivations.â
On Capitalism, Trade & America
âCapitalism in the United States has succeeded like nothing youâve ever seen... itâs got this magnificent cathedral... and a massive casino attached.â
âTrade should not be a weapon. The more prosperous the rest of the world becomes, the safer your children will feel someday.â
âBalanced trade is good for the world. The more balanced trade there is, the better.â
âAmerica should do what we do best and other countries should do what they do best.â
On Systems & Institutions
âYou can't say the system is a failure but you can say it's very difficult to make major changes.â
âIt's easier for an organization to see its quality go downward than upward.â
On Life, People & Character
âYou get a few breaks in life in the people who you will meet. When you have them, you treasure them.â
âMake the most of the people you meet who are going to make you a better person and forget about the rest frankly.â
âIf you need lots of money, you should probably behave in a way that encourages them to give you money.â
âLook around to see what interests you. I wouldn't try to be someone else.â
âI've already told you more than I know so let's move on.â
Takeaway: Buffett may be stepping down, but his principles arenât going anywhere. Berkshire is still sitting on a war chest and a playbook built on patience, discipline, and buying when others panic. Greg Abelâs biggest challenge? Leading with Buffett's wisdom, without trying to be Buffett.
âI was born in 1930 and things got much more attractive over the next two years and I didn't do anything about it. That was the opportunity of a lifetime and I blew it by worrying about the kid in the next crib.â
HEADLINES
Top Reads
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Microsoft said as much of 30% of its code is now written by AI (Sherwood)
US stocks are underperforming rest of world by most in 32 years (FT)
Visa announced a new $30B share buyback (8K)
Snapchat now has over 900M monthly active users (8K)
U.S. economy added 177,000 jobs in April as White House ramped up tariffs (Axios)
Jeff Bezos discloses plan to sell up to $4.8 billion in Amazon stock (CNBC)
Apple, Anthropic team on AI code (TC)
Harvard may lose tax status (CNN)
Earnings show one tech segment starting to feel the tariff pinch fastest (CNBC)
Sweetgreen CEO defends $16 salads (LI)
Baird says working conditions report is 'misleading and incompleteâ (JSO)
VC balances AI potential with avoiding its own extinction (Axios)
60 years at the Woodstock for Capitalists over the decades (CNBC)
Robinhood rival eToro weighs US IPO as soon as next week (SA)
Barclays, Goldman expect next Fed rate cut in July after jobs report (YF)
Tech founders bet on New York (CJ)
Why mass transit in the US is on the brink of an existential crisis (BB)
Trump's April tariff revenue topped $17B (YF)
Finance influencer charged with running $11M real estate fraud scheme (NBC)
Janet Yellen joins climate-focused VC firm Angeleno Group (Axios)
Elon Musk claims DOGE has now saved the US $160B (CNBC)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks ended the week higher on Friday after a strong April jobs report beat expectations, with small- and mid-cap stocks outperforming large caps.
Bond yields climbed, with the 10-year Treasury yield rising to 4.31%, as resilient labor data pushed Fed rate cut expectations from June to July.
Asian markets advanced amid reports that China may re-enter trade negotiations with the U.S., while European markets rose as Eurozone CPI inflation held steady at 2.2%.
The U.S. dollar weakened against major currencies, as traders recalibrated Fed expectations.
Apple and Amazon reported better-than-expected Q1 results Thursday evening, which helped sustain positive market momentum despite cautious forward guidance.
With earnings breadth improving and labor markets still strong, investors are positioning for more balanced sector leadership and potential trade resolution tailwinds.
Economic Data Highlights
April nonfarm payrolls: +177,000 (vs. 136,000 expected)
Revisions: February and March jobs lowered by 58,000
Leading sectors: Health care and transportation added 81,000 jobs combined
Unemployment rate: 4.2% (unchanged)
Hourly earnings: +3.8% YoY (vs. 3.9% expected)
Fed outlook: Rate cuts now seen starting in July; 3â4 still priced in for 2025
U.S. dollar: Weakened versus major currencies
Eurozone inflation: 2.2% (April preliminary, steady)
Reported Earnings
Shell (SHEL) â Reported May 2: Beat expectations with adjusted earnings of $7.7B; upstream and integrated gas segments drove results. Continued share buybacks highlighted.
Chevron (CVX) â Reported May 2: EPS of $2.20 beat forecasts; production volumes rose and capital spending remained disciplined. Hess acquisition update reaffirmed.
Exxon Mobil (XOM) â Reported May 2: EPS of $2.06 topped estimates; strong refining margins and disciplined cost controls supported results despite lower oil prices.
Earnings Today
Palantir Technologies (PLTR) â Reporting May 5 (After Market Close): Expected to post Q1 revenue of ~$862M (+36% YoY) and EPS of $0.13. Investors focused on AI contracts and commercial growth.
Ford Motor Company (F) â Reporting May 5 (After Market Close): Projected Q1 EPS of $0.02, with macro headwinds from tariffs and supply chain constraints in focus.
ON Semiconductor (ON) â Reporting May 5 (Before Market Open): Anticipated Q1 EPS of $0.51, down sharply YoY amid weaker China demand and ongoing geopolitical uncertainty.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Dexcom ($DXCM) +16% after the glucose monitor maker announced strong earnings.
(+) Five Below ($FIVE) +12% because the discount retailer raised its revenue guidance.
(â) Roku ($ROKU) -9% after the streaming company predicts a worse-than-expected upcoming quarter.
Private Dealmaking
Mach Industries, a defense tech startup, raised $100 million
Astronomer, a data ops platform, raised $93 million
Rogo, a generative AI startup, raised $50 million
Doppel, a social engineering defense platform, raised $35 million
Phoenix Tailings, a rare earths developer, raised $33 million
Gruve.ai, an AI deployment platform, raised $20 million
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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Real Estate Digest

Mortgage rates declined again this week and are now 50bps lower than this time last year, as well as below the Q1 average of 6.83%. While tariff uncertainty is slowing the pace of the spring selling season, once there's more clarity, we can expect sidelined pent-up demand to reenter the market.
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Our Dollar, Your Problem

Our Dollar, Your Problem argues that Americaâs currency might not have reached todayâs lofty pinnacle without a certain amount of good luck.
Drawing in part on his own experiences, including with policymakers and world leaders, Kenneth Rogoff animates the remarkable postwar run of the dollarâhow it beat out the Japanese yen, the Soviet ruble, and the euroâand the challenges it faces today from crypto and the Chinese yuan, the end of reliably low inflation and interest rates, political instability, and the fracturing of the dollar bloc.
Americans cannot take for granted that the Pax Dollar era will last indefinitely, not only because many countries are deeply frustrated with the system, but also because overconfidence and arrogance can lead to unforced errors.
Rogoff shows how Americaâs outsized power and exorbitant privilege can spur financial instabilityânot just abroad but also at home.
âA leading economist explores the global rise of the U.S. dollar and shows why its future stability is far from assured.â
DAILY VISUAL
Will There Be Fireworks on the 4th of July?
More than 90% of fireworks used in the United States are imported from China

Source: Apollo
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Managing payroll across borders isnât just about sending paychecks on time â itâs a strategic function tied to compliance, scalability, and operational resilience. So why are so many global teams still flying blind?
This GartnerÂŽ Market Guide (courtesy of Deel) maps out what todayâs leaders need to know about multi-country payroll providers â who the major players are, key selection criteria, and how to avoid common implementation pitfalls.
Analyst-backed insights: See how providers stack up in 2024
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If youâre building a global team, this isnât just a read â itâs required homework.
DAILY ACUMEN
Legends Series: Peter Lynch
Peter Lynch didnât believe in ivory towersâhe believed in parking lots.
As the manager of Fidelityâs Magellan Fund from 1977 to 1990, Lynch turned $18 million into $14 billion, delivering an astonishing 29% annual return.
His strategy wasnât built on Wall Street whispers or esoteric modelsâit was built on curiosity.
Lynch famously bought Dunkinâ Donuts stock after noticing how busy the stores were.
If he saw packed parking lots, long lines, and growing consumer love, he asked: why not invest?
His philosophy, âinvest in what you know,â encouraged average investors to use their edgeâeveryday life. Grocery aisles. Malls. Commutes.
Lynch was also a numbers guyâhe prized companies with strong earnings, low debt, and what he called âgrowth at a reasonable price.â
But he combined fundamentals with firsthand insight.
His lesson?
Look around. The next great investment might be in your pantry, your gym, or your coffee cup.
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