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Plus: Trump and Powell finally meet, Grammarly raised $1B from General Catalyst, Victoria's secret goes dark after security breach, and Apollo partners with major U.S. banks.

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"Most investors chase returns like dogs chase carsāthey donāt know what to do when they catch them." ā Leon Black
Good Morning and Happy Friday! An appeals court allowed Trumpās tariffs to stay in place⦠for now. Trump and Powell finally met at the White House. And Home sellers now outnumber buyers by the largest margin in 12 years.
Grammarly raised $1 billion from General Catalyst to expand its AI offerings. Victoriaās Secret took down its website after a cyberattack, and United is offering massive discounts on Newark seats.
Plus: Apollo is teaming up with JPMorgan and Goldman to trade private credit, AI is keeping recent grads out of work, and how to master prioritization at work.
Cytonics is developing a drug to tackle joint pain. Learn about their raise and join them as an investor.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
The $5B Lesson in Compliance

Tim Leissner, once the face of Goldman Sachs in Southeast Asia, was sentenced to two years in prison for his starring role in the 1MDB scandal, one of the biggest financial frauds in modern history.
Leissner helped arrange $6.5 billion in bond deals for Malaysiaās sovereign wealth fund, raked in $73 million personally, and helped divert over $1 billion in bribes.
Some of that even funded The Wolf of Wall Street. Art imitating life, or the other way around?
The deals brought Goldman $600 million in fees, but also $5+ billion in global fines and a scathing letter from its own board calling it an āinstitutional failure.ā The bank didnāt pull any punches in court either, saying Leissnerās deception lasted āfrom the day he brought the transactions to the firm through the day he left.ā
He faced up to 25 years, but got a lighter sentence after cooperating with prosecutors and testifying against former colleague Roger Ng, who was sentenced to 10 years.
Takeaway: The 1MDB case remains a cautionary tale for every banker who thinks compliance is optional. For Goldman, it cost billions. For Leissner, it cost his career and his freedom. In finance, itās not always the deal you close that defines your legacy. Sometimes itās the email you shouldnāt have sent, or the $600 million fee that ends with a sentencing dateā¦
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Trump tariffs stay in effect as appeals court overrides trade court decision (Fox)
Fed chair Powell meets with Trump at White House (YF)
Grammarly gets $1B for AI platform (Reuters)
Victoria's Secret goes dark after security breach (NYT)
Elon Musk says he's leaving Washington and DOGE (BBC)
Apollo teams up with JPMorgan, Goldman to trade private credit (BB)
United to discount Newark seats (WSJ)
MLB bets on women's pro softball (CNBC)
Home sellers vastly exceed buyers (CNN)
Costco tops earnings and revenue estimates as sales jump 8% (CNBC)
JPMorgan hires former HSBC dealmaker to drive EMEA growth (YF)
NY Times inks AI deal with Amazon (Verge)
Unemployment claims are rising (WSJ)
AI is keeping recent college grads out of work (Axios)
Obscure item in Trump tax bill stokes Wall Street angst (YF)
NYC offers 100+ free workout classes throughout the boroughs (NYP)
PRESENTED BY CYTONICS
This Startup Could Do for Joint Pain What Ozempic Did for Weight Loss
Osteoarthritis affects over 30 million Americans, yet nearly all treatments just mask the pain. Cytonics is doing something different: itās developing a drug that targets the actual cause of joint damage.
Their therapy, CYT-108, is designed to block the enzymes that eat away at cartilage, potentially stopping osteoarthritis before it gets worse and encouraging cartilage repair.
Theyāve already raised $25M+ from āeverydayā investors (no VC or Big Pharma). And with early clinical trials now underway, Cytonics could be positioned at the forefront of a new generation of treatments for joint degeneration.
This is your chance to invest* in a startup aiming to rewrite the playbook on pain.
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks rose Thursday after two federal courts ruled against President Trumpās authority to impose tariffs announced in April.
Technology and communication services led gains, while utilities and health care underperformed.
Markets now look to todayās PCE inflation report, a key data point for the Fed's next move.
Economic Data Highlights
Tariff Rulings: Two courts ruled that Trump lacked authority for certain tariffs under the IEEPA. Appeals are underway; one ruling has been stayed.
Initial Jobless Claims: Increased to 240,000 (vs. 226,000 expected); continued claims rose to 1.92 million.
Reported Earnings
Best Buy (BBY): Posted slightly better-than-expected results; electronics demand remains soft but improving.
Costco (COST): Delivered strong membership and traffic trends, though gross margin guidance was conservative.
Marvell Technology (MRVL): Beat expectations; AI and networking segments showed solid growth.
Earnings Today
No significant earnings reports scheduled.
Movers & Shakers
(+) E.l.f. Beauty ($ELF) +24% after the beauty retailer posted strong earnings; announced acquisition of Hailey Bieberās company.
(+) C3.ai ($AI) +21% because the AI company announced strong earnings.
(ā) Best Buy ($BBY) -7% after the retailer reduced its outlook on tariff angst.
Private Dealmaking
CMB Tech acquired Ocean Group for $1.5 billion
Brookfield Asset Management and CDPQ bought Antylia Scientific for $1.34 billion
Leidos acquired Kudu Dynamics for $300 million
Radiant, a nuclear microreactors maker, raised $165 million
Hex, an SF-based data analytics workspace, raised $70 million
CloudZero, a cloud cost optimization startup, raised $56 million
For more PE, VC & M&A deals, subscribe to our Buysiders newsletter.
BOOK OF THE DAY
Undeniable

Endure, Cameron Hanesā New York Times bestselling book, demonstrated how to push beyond your physical limits to improve yourself.
In Undeniable, Hanes brings together outliers of todayāmen and women who are experts in their fieldāto share their unique and motivating perspectives on reaching the pinnacle of success and remaining there.
From popular neuroscientist Andrew Huberman to ultramarathon runner Courtney Dauwalter, you will hear how undeniable individuals have obtained their winning mindset.
Many books show how to pursue a dream and successfully make it happen, but few spotlight what to do when youāve reached the pinnacle. After fighting so hard and reaching your goals, how do you stay on top?
In his pursuit for greatness, Cam has trained with and interviewed track athletes, MMA fighters, NFL Super Bowl champions and experts in other disciplines. All of them legends who have earned their names. What makes them tick? How do they remain undeniable?
In Undeniable, Cam reveals the lessons he has learned from truly exceptional people. By examining their unique traits and abilities, you will earn an edge from these greats and add tools on your own journey toward greatness.
āYou become the best you can be by learning from others. That is how bowhunter and ultramarathoner Cameron Hanes approaches each day in his pursuit of greatness in this essential guide to finding success.ā
DAILY VISUAL
Costcoās Gas Station Empire

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Identify red flags, compare risks, and extract critical terms in minutes.
Whether youāre tracking opportunities, managing risk, or drafting IC memos, Hebbia helps finance, real estate, and legal teams get more done in less time, without sacrificing quality.
DAILY ACUMEN
Habits
Habits arenāt just buzzātheyāre a neuroscience-backed path to lasting change.
A habit follows a simple loop: a cue (like bedtime) triggers an action (brushing your teeth), followed by a reward (feeling fresh).
At work, consistent habitsālike a regular sleep schedule or daily check-ins with your bossābuild the foundation for big achievements, like landing a promotion.
But habits arenāt magic; they need purpose and discipline, not just repetition, to align with your goals.
Forming good habits leverages neuroplasticity, making routines automatic over time, while breaking bad ones involves adding friction and finding better alternatives, like swapping phone scrolling for journaling.
In the marketsāand in lifeātiny behaviors compound.
Investors automate contributions.
Athletes trust their routines.
Builders win not by bursts of brilliance, but by stacking small, smart decisions.
The takeaway?
You donāt rise to the level of your goals.
You fall to the level of your systems.
Make sure yours are built to last.
ENLIGHTENMENT
Short Squeez Picks
The 4-word sleep trick that stops 3am overthinking
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The psychology of getting passed
How vagus nerve simulation reverses PTSD
How to master prioritization at work
MEME-A-PALOOZA
Memes of the Day




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