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Plus: Oracle, Silver Lake, a16z to buy TikTok, rate cut expected today, Googleās Gemini overtook ChatGPT, and JPM offering clients concierge perks from private jets to butlers.

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āSaving is for the poor. Investing is for the rich. But both start the same way, spending less than you earn.ā ā Nick Maggiulli
Good morning! The Fed is set for its first rate cut of 2025, but the bigger question is how many more will follow. Chipmakers notched their longest winning streak since 2017 on AI momentum, while Americaās top 10% of earners drove nearly half of all consumer spending last quarter.
Trump extended TikTokās divestment deadline again, with a consortium of U.S. investors (including Oracle, a16z, and Silver Lake) preparing to take control of most of its American business.
Meanwhile, Googleās Gemini just overtook ChatGPT on Appleās App Store, a New York judge dropped terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione, and JPMorgan is now offering its wealthiest clients concierge perks from private jets to butlers.
Plus: Gen Zās Beli takes on Yelp, more workers are stuck in part-time jobs, and PE firms keep pouring billions into struggling companies.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Strip Club Accounting

Five executives from RCI Hospitality, the publicly traded strip club operator behind Rickās Cabaret and Tootsieās Cabaret, were indicted on charges of bribery and tax fraud.
According to NY Attorney General Letitia James, the execs bribed a state tax auditor with lavish trips to Florida, where he allegedly received up to $5,000 per day in āprivate dancesā at RCI-owned clubs.
The scheme wasnāt exactly subtle. On at least 10 occasions since 2010, RCIās controller Timothy Winata flew from Texas to Manhattan to deliver bribes at Rickās Cabaret, Vivid Cabaret, and Hoops Cabaret.
After one Florida trip, the auditor even texted Winata: āThis was the best trip I had in Florida. The girls were very beautiful and niceā¦I hope we can have another trip before the summer.ā
CEO Eric Langan was directly looped in too. During a 2018 audit, he texted a colleague: āWe need to talk about New York and Dance Dollars,ā warning they could be hit with $3M in taxes.
Later that day, he followed up: āI think I got the sales taxes in New York to 350 plus interest possibly. Tim is discussing with the auditor tonight ;).ā
The AGās office says these bribes helped RCI dodge more than $8 million in city and state taxes over a 14-year stretch. RCIās stock (ticker: RICK) dropped 22% (including after-hours trading) after the 79-count indictment dropped, which includes charges of conspiracy, bribery, and criminal tax fraud.
Takeaway: Corporate scandals usually involve creative accounting, not lap dances. But the market doesnāt care how you disguise tax fraud, investors took one look at the indictment and stripped nearly a quarter off RCIās stock price. Thatās ~$65 million in market value destroyed for ~$8 million in āsavingsā aka a negative ~8x return!
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Fed set to cut rates (CNBC)
Chipmakers post longest win streak since 2017 amid AI growth (YF)
Top 10% of earners are driving a growing share of consumer spending (BB)
TikTok buyers group to include Oracle, Silver Lake, Andreessen (CNBC)
Googleās Gemini tops Appleās App Store, snagging lead spot (CNBC)
Luigi Mangione top terrorism charges thrown out by judge in state case (NYP)
JPMorgan can now help you find a private jet or butler (CNBC)
How Beli ate Yelp (NYT)
More Americans are stuck with part time jobs (WSJ)
Private equity pours billions into troubled firms that fail (BB)
BlackRock adds to key executive committee in talent shuffle (FT)
Trump's Ivy League deals expected to funnel cash to trade schools (BB)
Charlie Kirk shooting suspect charged with murder, faces death penalty (CNBC)
Trump will bring $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times (YF)
Josh Harris says you likely wonāt see more sports assets going public (CNBC)
Goldman Sachs bankers explore limits of AI (FT)
Investors are feasting on trade wars ending, rate cuts coming (Axios)
Why mutual fund titansā push into private credit isnāt paying off (BB)
Franklin Templeton predicts slowdown in investment management deals (FT)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. stocks closed lower, with the S&P 500 down 0.1% and the Nasdaq breaking a nine-session winning streak.
International equities were mostly weaker, with Canada, Europe and Asia lower, while Japanās Nikkei rose.
Treasuries rallied, with the 10-year yield down to 4.03% after a strong 20-year auction.
Dollar softened against major currencies, while WTI oil rose on continued Ukrainian drone strikes on Russian refineries.
Economic Data Highlights
U.S. retail sales rose 0.6% m/m in August, with the control group up 0.7% m/m; July was revised higher.
Consumer spending shows resilience, despite weaker confidence and slower job growth.
Tariffs remain a risk, potentially squeezing real incomes if passed on to consumers.
Fed meeting: Markets expect a 25 bp cut, with a minority speculating on 50 bp. The updated dot plot will be closely watched for signals of further easing.
Reported Earnings
No significant earnings
Earnings Today
General Mills (GIS) ā Focus on consumer demand resilience, cost pressures from tariffs, and pricing trends.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Webtoon ($WBTN) +39% after signing a deal with Disney to make comics.
(+) Hims & Hers Health ($HIMS) -6% because the FDA sent a warning letter because of drug advertising.
(ā) Dave and Busters ($PLAY) -17% after the companyās CEO says the company is in more trouble than believed.
Private Dealmaking
California Resources agreed to buy Berry Corp. for $717 million
Divergent Technologies, a manufacturing platform for military parts, raised $290 million
Nothing, a smartphone developer, raised $200 million
Dyna Robotics, a developer of robots for commercial settings, raised $120 million
SEON, a fraud prevention startup, raised $80 million
Remedio, a cybersecurity startup, raised $65 million
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BOOK OF THE DAY
From Manila to Wall Street

Description: A dual-memoir tracing the intersecting lives of Butch Meily and Reginald F. Lewis. Meily, a Filipino immigrant, rises through the cutthroat world of corporate public relations while working closely with Lewisāthe first Black businessman to build a billion-dollar company through leveraged buyouts. Against the glitz of high finance and vast success, the book uncovers the personal costs of ambition, identity, loyalty, and grief.
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Book Length: 184 pages
Release Date: May 6, 2025
Ideal For:
Memoir lovers, business history fans, entrepreneurs, and anyone curious about what real leadership looks like when power, race, and legacy collide.
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DAILY ACUMEN
Reversal Thinking
Great investors donāt just ask, What could go right? They ask, What if Iām wrong? Reversal thinking, flipping a problem on its head, creates clarity.
Instead of asking, āHow do I succeed?ā ask, āHow do I guarantee failure?ā The answers are obvious: ignore risk, chase fads, overleverage.
Once you list them, you simply avoid them. In life, the same applies. Want a great career? Avoid being unteachable, avoid staying comfortable, avoid environments where politics matter more than output.
Sometimes the most powerful strategy isnāt charging forward, but removing the landmines that blow up progress.
Charlie Munger said it best: āInvert, always invert.ā The map to winning often hides in the patterns of losing.
ENLIGHTENMENT
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MEME-A-PALOOZA
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