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Plus: Disgraced Astronomer CEO resigns, Wells Fargo suspends China travel after a top banker blocked from leaving, Dorsey's Block joins S&P 500, and Citi raiding JPM for talent.

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Good Morning! Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has resigned after the viral kiss cam fiasco. Wells Fargo suspended China travel after a top banker was barred from leaving the country, while Citi is poaching dealmakers from JPMorgan.
Wall Street may have missed out on a massive fee event after Couche-Tard dropped its bid for Seven & i Holdings, one of the yearās biggest potential deals. Jack Dorseyās Block soared on news itās joining the S&P 500, and retail investors are favoring ETFs over single-stock dip buys.
Plus: Jamie Dimon opens up about getting fired from Citi on the Acquired podcast, and Jensen Huang shares what heād study if he were in college today.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Private Companies, Public Attention

In a move that underscores how mainstream private markets have become, JPMorgan is expanding its research coverage to private companies, starting with none other than OpenAI.
Unlike traditional equity reports, these wonāt include price targets or earnings estimates. Instead, theyāll offer structured insights and tracking on key private firms. The first report questions whether any chatbot company can maintain an edge in large language models and notes that OpenAI may not reach profitability until 2029.
JPMorganās Head of Global Research, Hussein Malik, said in an external note to clients.: āPrivate companies are increasingly pivotal in shaping the growth and outlook of industries.ā
With nearly 1,500 unicorns globally, and companies like SpaceX ($350B), ByteDance ($400B+) and xAI ($200B), now rivaling public-market giants, itās no surprise Wall Street is adding private markets coverage.
Other firms are already ahead of the curve: UBS began profiling private companies back in 2022 and now covers over 1,300. But JPMorganās entry brings added scale and credibility to this evolving space.
Takeaway: As private markets soak up capital, companies are staying private longer than ever. Why go public and deal with volatility, regulatory headaches, and quarterly scrutiny if you donāt have to? With nearly 1 billion users, OpenAI is increasingly looking like it could become the worldās first trillion-dollar company to never IPO.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron resigns after viral controversy (CNBC)
Banks Wells Fargo suspends China travel after employee exit ban (CNBC)
Wall Street banks miss out on millions in fees as Seven & i Deal collapses (BB)
Block shares soar 10% on entry into S&P 500 (CNBC)
The stock market bargain thatās right under your nose (WSJ)
Trump tariffs become a convenient crutch for bankrupt U.S. companies (BB)
Jamie Dimon interview: How JPMorgan became an $800B bank (YouTube)
Inflation outlook tumbles to pre-tariff levels in latest Michigan survey (CNBC)
Donald Trump set to open US retirement market to crypto investments (FT)
Nvidia CEO on the field he'd focus on in college (CNBC)
Wall Street wants to make private markets more public (NYT)
Citiās new banking chief steps up poaching of JPMorgan dealmakers (FT)
Nvidia and Tesla are hot, but retail investors are shifting to ETFs (Axios)
SMBC sells over $1.5B investment-grade loans to Apollo (BB)
IRS outlines tax deductions from Trumpās ābig, beautiful billā (Axios)
Trump tariffs are creating market downturns that Wall Street is gaming (Axios)
Why Delta and United are pulling away from the airline pack (CNBC)
Down in one: how private equity swallowed the BrewDog Unicorn (FT)
Demand has soured for Lululemon (BB)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities were mixed Monday, with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq flat, while the Dow dipped modestly.
The 10-year Treasury yield edged lower to 4.44%.
Communication and health care stocks led gains; industrials and materials underperformed.
WTI oil fell over 1% amid rising U.S. stockpiles and slower Chinese demand concerns.
The U.S. dollar slipped slightly; Europe closed higher, while Asia was mostly lower overnight.
Economic Data Highlights
No major U.S. data releases Monday; attention turns to flash PMIs and housing data later this week.
Fed officials reiterated a data-dependent stance on rates.
Markets continue to price in a September rate cut, with 1ā2 cuts expected in 2025.
Eurozone consumer confidence improved slightly in July.
Reported Earnings
American Express (AXP) ā Beat on EPS and revenue; strong card spending by affluent consumers drove results.
Charles Schwab (SCHW) ā Slight beat on net interest income; client asset flows remained resilient.
3M (MMM) ā Topped estimates; noted improving industrial demand and raised full-year profit guidance.
Schlumberger (SLB) ā Delivered solid results; international oil services demand supported pricing power.
Ally Financial (ALLY) ā Missed on earnings as auto loan delinquencies rose more than expected.
Truist Financial (TFC) ā Met expectations; cost-cutting initiatives offset softer commercial loan growth.
Earnings Today (Before Open)
Verizon (VZ) ā Focus on postpaid subscriber growth and wireless service revenue.
NXP Semiconductors (NXPI) ā Analysts watching automotive and industrial chip demand.
AGNC Investment (AGNC) ā Mortgage REIT outlook in focus amid shifting rate expectations.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Invesco ($IVZ) +15% after the investment management company will increase fee revenue.
(+) Charles Schwab ($SCHW) +3% because the wealth management company increased new brokerage accounts.
(ā) Netflix ($NFLX) -5% after the streaming company lowered its guidance.
Private Dealmaking
38 Degrees North, a solar company, raised $230 million
Lovable, a vibe coding startup, raised $200 million
Perplexity AI, an AI search startup, raised $100 million
Q.ANT, a photonic processing company, raised $72 million
BrightAI, an industrial AI startup, raised $51 million
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