🍋 PE Distributions Are Clogged

Plus: Trump wants to replace Powell, Meta looking to invest $10B in Scale AI, CalPERS PE portfolio is booming, and Lululemon down bad after a historic rout.

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KKR co-founder Henry Kravis sold stock for the first time in five years. Meta is considering a $10 billion investment in AI startup Scale AI. Lululemon stock plunged in a historic rout as tariffs eat away at profits.

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PE Distributions Are Clogged

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Yale is quietly rewriting the endowment playbook it wrote in the first place. The $41 billion endowment, long seen as the gold standard of institutional investing, is preparing to sell $2.5 billion in private equity stakes, its first major move toward liquidity in decades.

Swensen’s “Yale Model” prioritized long-term illiquid investments like private equity and venture capital. The approach became gospel for universities across the country.

By 2024, U.S. higher ed endowments held an average of 56% of their assets in alternatives. Yale’s own portfolio delivered a 9.5% annualized return over the past decade, outperforming the 6.8% average for U.S. universities (S&P 500’s 12% return in the same period).

Now, with private equity distributions drying up and interest rates still elevated, institutions are rethinking their allocations. Political pressure is also mounting. A proposed GOP tax bill would increase endowment investment taxes from 1.4% to as high as 21% for schools like Yale, Harvard, and MIT, adding new urgency to liquidity concerns.

Yale’s portfolio sale (code-named Project Gatsby) is expected to go at a discount of less than 10%, with secondaries giants like Lexington Partners and HarbourVest circling. MIT, Notre Dame, and the University of Illinois are also weighing similar moves.

Despite the headline, Yale isn’t abandoning alternatives. It still holds over $20 billion in private markets, signaling a repositioning, not a retreat.

Takeaway: University endowments have been private equity’s biggest backers. If they’re rebalancing, it could mark a broader shift in the industry. The Yale model isn’t dead, but in a world where cash is king and uncertainty is rising, endowments are prioritizing flexibility and liquidity. Still, you can’t help but wonder: is Yale selling the dip?

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  • Trump said he will soon replace Fed Chair Jerome Powell and named Kevin Warsh as a likely successor (MSN)

  • Trump presses Powell for a full-point rate cut despite strong jobs report (CNBC)

  • Musk blinks first in Trump feud that cost him $34B (YF)

  • Trump says Elon Musk will face ‘serious consequences’ if he backs Democrats (CNBC)

  • Henry Kravis sells KKR stock for first time in years (Barrons)

  • Meta reportedly in talks to invest billions of dollars in Scale AI (TC)

  • Lululemon stock plunges in historic rout as tariffs eat away at its profit (CNN)

  • Private equity firm EQT to buy biomethane producer Waga (Axios)

  • Goldman, Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan layoffs to hit northeast (YF)

  • Calpers records 11% private-equity gain for 2024 (WSJ)

  • Private equity in 401(k)s isn’t as smart as it seems (BB

  • Businessman using Goldman name secured lucrative bankruptcy assignments (WSJ)

  • Tesla Takedown protesters keep pressure on Elon Musk despite DOGE exit (CNN)

  • Supreme Court allows DOGE to access Social Security data (CNBC)

  • Private credit looks beyond buyouts as PE shops feel the chill (BB)

  • Women slowly make C-suite inroads (LI)

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Market Update

  • U.S. stocks closed higher Friday, boosted by a stronger-than-expected May jobs report. Nonfarm payrolls rose by 139,000, topping forecasts for 130,000, while the unemployment rate held steady at 4.2%.

  • All 11 sectors of the S&P 500 finished in the green, led by energy and communication services.

  • Bond yields rose, with the 10‑year Treasury yield ending at 4.50%, as markets interpreted the data to warrant a patient Fed.

  • For the week, the S&P 500 gained about 1.5%, marking its fifth positive week out of the past seven.

Economic Data Highlights

  • Nonfarm Payrolls (May): +139,000 vs. +130,000 expected; April/May totals revised down by 95,000.

  •  Unemployment Rate (May): Held at 4.2% for the third consecutive month.

  • 10‑year Treasury yield: Closed at 4.50%, up 8 bps from Thursday.

Reported Earnings

  • No significant earnings reported on Friday, June 6.

Earnings Today

  •  Casey’s General Stores (CASY) – Reporting June 9 (After Market Close): Investors focusing on comps in both fuel and convenience store segments.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) RocketLab ($RKLB) +9% after Musk backlash could lead to an opportunity if SpaceX retreats.

  • (–) Docusign ($DOCU) -19% because the software company cut its billing outlook.

  • (–) Lululemon ($LULU) -20% after the retailer missed on earnings; lowered its profit outlook.

Private Dealmaking

  • Andruil, a defense tech giant, raised $2.5 billion

  • Anysphere, an AI coding assistant, raised $900 million

  • Allay Therapeutics, a pain relief products developer, raised $57.5 million

  • Aircapture, an air capture startup, raised $50 million

  • Vivodyne, a lab-grown human tissues maker, raised $40 million

  • Heron Power, a solid-state transformer developer, raised $38 million

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In a world obsessed with resumes, credentials, and hard skills, Bezos’s question reminds us: some of the best predictors of success can’t be quantified—but they can be spotted if you know what to ask.

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