šŸ‹ Options Desks Smell Trouble

Plus: Oura hit an $11 billion valuation, Papa John’s ripping on Apollo take-private report, Goldman warns of more AI-driven job cuts, and Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished.

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Good morning! Wall Street’s biggest banks kicked off earnings season strong, JPMorgan, Goldman, Citi, and Wells Fargo all beat expectations. Goldman warned of more job cuts as AI trims costs, while Citi says automation is saving developers 100,000 hours a week.

Smart-ring maker Oura hit an $11B valuation after a $900M raise, Bilt is expanding from rent rewards into mortgages, Brooklyn Mirage will be demolished after filing for bankruptcy, and Apollo-backed Allwyn is merging with Greece’s OPAP in an $18.6B deal.

Plus: NYC’s office market is roaring back to 2006-level highs, Jamie Dimon sees auto bankruptcies as early signs of corporate lending stress, and how to truly take ownership of your work.

Explore insights from 746 finance leaders on how they're managing cash flow, fighting fraud, and scaling smarter payment systems in BILL’s State of B2B Payments report.

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Options Desks Smell Trouble

While the spring and summer were a calm time for markets, we’re in the midst of a volatile past week or so…and Wall Street’s options desks are warning that the worst might still be to come this earnings season. 

Implied moves on S&P 500 names are sitting around 4.7% post-earnings, which is basically back to 2021-22 volatility. The market’s been quietly grinding higher all year, but that smooth ride’s starting to feel shaky, and traders are suddenly paying real money for downside protection.

And honestly, you can’t blame them. With Trump talking 100% tariffs on China, a government shutdown, and worries that the AI trade might finally be topping out, things are looking less calm than they did a few months ago. The S&P dropped almost 3% in one day last Friday after Trump’s comments.

UBS and Citi’s data show it too: post-earnings stock moves are getting bigger, while correlations between names are breaking down. So while the index might look calm, under the hood, every company is trading to its own beat. That’s why options volumes are spiking in Tesla, Oracle, AMD, and the rest of the Mag 7; nobody wants to be caught short when dispersion picks up again.

And it’s not just tech. Consumer, healthcare, and small-cap industrials are all pricing their biggest earnings-day swings since 2020. The ā€œAI contagionā€ has basically infected the entire market; even boring sectors are acting like beta junkies.

Takeaway: This earnings season is a make-or-break moment for the AI bull run. Options pricing shows traders aren’t assuming another quarter of easy gains, they’re hedging for volatility. After a year and a half of straight-line optimism, investors are finally bracing for the hangover: missed earnings, margin compression, and a whole lot of call options expiring worthless.

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Top Reads

  • JPMorgan bankers crush Q3 profit estimates, Dimon warns on credit quality (BB)

  • Goldman dealmakers drive bank to all-time high Q3 revenues (BB)

  • Citi reported rise in earnings with every business posting record Q3 revenue (CNBC)

  • Brooklyn Mirage files for full demolition (GT)

  • Goldman tells staff it plans to cut more jobs this year thanks to AI efficiencies (BB)

  • Citi AI usage frees up to 100,000/week for developers (YF)

  • Oura reaches $11 billion valuation with new $900 million fundraise (CNBC)

  • Startup that turns rent into reward points expanding into mortgage payments (BB)

  • Allwyn, OPAP creates $18.6 billion European gambling giant through merger (WSJ)

  • The NYC office market is back and is more expensive than ever (WSJ)

  • Dimon says auto bankruptcies show early signs of excess in corporate lending (CNBC)

  • Gold hits record $4,100/ounce on U.S. rate cut bets (CNBC)

  • JPMorgan’s Dimon on Tricolor losses: ā€œIt is not our finest momentā€ (YF)

  • JPMorgan blames levered ETFs for the pace of stock selloffs (YF)

  • BlackRock pulls in $205B as private-asset boom accelerates (BB)

  • Wall Street has so much riding on EA buyout as banks load up on debt (BB)

  • Palantir rival quietly builds a big business (YF)

  • Debt investors grow cautious of firms getting ā€œhit by AIā€ (BB)

  • Why silver price has been surging even more than gold (BB)

  • The underrated power of glue employees who hold everything together (WSJ)

  • Private equity’s comeback is missing one key ingredient (FT

  • How long will gold mania last? (FT)

  • Major real estate developers are fast becoming power brokers (CNBC)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Market Update

  • Markets closed lower in a volatile session as trade tensions persisted.

  • China imposed sanctions on U.S. units of South Korea’s Hanwha Ocean, following U.S. tariff hikes on Chinese ships docking at American ports.

  • Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said President Trump still plans to meet with China’s President Xi at the APEC summit later this month.

  • Government shutdown reached two weeks, now the fifth-longest in history, with no signs of progress.

  • Consumer staples and industrials led gains, while technology and consumer discretionary stocks lagged.

  • U.S. dollar declined, and WTI oil fell near five-month lows after the IEA raised its supply forecast and cut demand expectations.

Economic Data Highlights

  • Earnings season is off to a solid start, led by the major banks.

  • JPMorgan, Wells Fargo, Citigroup, and Goldman Sachs all beat expectations on both earnings and revenue.

  • Bank of America and Morgan Stanley are set to report tomorrow.

  • S&P 500 earnings are expected to rise about 8% year-over-year, with seven of 11 sectors forecast to show growth.

  • Technology, utilities, and materials are projected to lead gains, though valuations remain elevated.

Reported Earnings

  • JPMorgan (JPM), Wells Fargo (WFC), Citigroup (C), and Goldman Sachs (GS) – Results came in above estimates, reflecting solid consumer spending and resilient capital-markets activity.

Earnings Today

  • ASML (ASML) – Focus on semiconductor demand trends.

  • Bank of America (BAC) – Watch for loan growth and consumer credit trends.

  • Morgan Stanley (MS) – Focus on investment-banking activity and trading revenue.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Albertsons ($ACI) +14% after the grocery chain announced strong earnings.

  • (+) BlackRock ($BLK) +3% after announcing a record $13.4T in AUM, up 17% from last year at this time.

  • (–) Robinhood ($HOOD) -4% after the fintech company could reportedly sell its prediction markets business.

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Private Dealmaking

  • Allwyn agreed to merge with OPAP in an all-stock deal for $18.6 billion

  • Rayonier agreed to merge with PotlatchDeltic in an all-stock deal for $8.2 billion

  • Brookfield agreed to buy the remaining 26% stake in Oaktree Capital Management for $3 billion

  • Oura, a smart-ring maker, raised $900 million

  • Kailera Therapeutics, a developer of obesity drugs, raised $600 million

  • Caterpillar agreed to buy RPMGlobal for $740 million

  • Trove AI, a PE agent platform, raised $7.1 million

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