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KKR is banning non-competes for lower-paid employees at its US portfolio companies. McKinsey says automation will affect 36 million jobs by 2035, with administrative work getting hit the hardest. And Blackstone raised ~$1 billion for a private credit continuation fund.
Ramp hit a $60 billion valuation in a $1.85 billion round. Private credit firms are eyeing BDCs as a rare growth shortcut. And co-investments and deal-by-deal investing now equal ~63% of PE fundraising totals as institutional investors bypass blind-pool funds.
Plus: Biotech IPOs are defying the broader slowdown, and what to do when there’s too much work.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Flex Inflation

If you work on Wall Street, you’re probably sick of hearing about your higher-ups’ vacation trips. St. Barts feels exclusive until every partner at your PE firm goes there. And Antarctica sounds adventurous until the guy across from you at dinner tells you he’s been twice. The problem with buying exclusivity is that once everyone in your tax bracket can buy it too, the goalposts move.
So the new flex is paying to do something literally nobody else has done.
The ultra-wealthy are hiring expedition companies like Cookson Adventures and Eyos Expeditions to arrange bespoke “world firsts,” with prices ranging from ~$500,000 to dive an undiscovered shipwreck to $2.4 million-plus to attempt the first snowmobile crossing of Antarctica.
Past clients have e-foiled across a lake in Iceland, taken a helicopter from their yacht to camp on the edge of a remote volcano and heli-skied in Antarctica.
And they aren’t necessarily roughing it: Eyos brings “Michelin-caliber” chefs on most trips, while Cookson sets up remote camps with running hot water and good linens. Wall Street is already well represented. PE and VC executive Victor Vescovo summited Everest, then became the first person to reach the deepest point of all five oceans.
The economics make sense, because what the wealthy really want is something their peers can’t copy. Anyone can buy the same Ferrari, but no amount of money lets you be the second person to discover a shipwreck first. Once you have enough watches, cars and villas, each new purchase means less, but being first comes with permanent bragging rights.
Takeaway: The catch is that the bar keeps rising. Heli-skiing in the Alps one year leads to heli-skiing in Antarctica the next, and expedition companies now keep running lists of the “firsts” still left to claim. As Cookson’s managing director put it, “If they can tell the story at the dinner-party table and someone else can say, ‘Oh, I did that when I went to Antarctica,’ we haven’t really done our job.”
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
KKR bans non-competes for lower-paid US portfolio company staff (BB)
McKinsey says automation will affect 36 million jobs by 2035 (CNBC)
Blackstone collects $1 billion for credit continuation fund (BB)
Ramp hits $60 billion valuation in $1.85 billion funding round (BB)
Private credit firms see rare growth shortcut with BDCs for sale (BB)
Institutional investors challenge PE fund model with direct deals (FT)
Biotech IPOs charge ahead as tech deals stall (WSJ)
The AI election: Wall Street braces for midterms amid mounting opposition to data centers (CNBC)
Chinese automaker Geely announces entry into Canadian market, aims for 2027 launch amid U.S. ban push (WSJ)
Guggenheim funds' outflows surged to $2.4 billion last month (BB)
A new space for affordable homes: above the library (BB)
Chicago beats Miami, Manhattan as America's toughest rental market (NY Post)
Padel's $300 million British bubble shows signs of bursting (BB)
Andreessen Horowitz backs Jev maker at $7.5 billion value (BB)
Anthropic pauses free Claude startup perks days after launch (Forbes)
Kentucky Derby owner's stock soars as billionaire amasses stake (BB)
Americans' debt problems are flashing a warning not seen since the Great Recession (CNBC)
Tom Brown used GOP ties to broker a $1.25 billion-a-month SpaceX compute deal (WSJ)
H.I.G. said to canvass investors on $2.6 billion infra fund (BB)
Old downtown Chicago trading hub is reborn as an AI data center (BB)
AI’s supercharging a scam economy bigger than the cocaine trade (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
The S&P 500 rose 0.6% and the Dow jumped 0.8% in a broad rally, despite lingering weakness in chipmakers.
The 10-year Treasury yield ended the week at 5.24% after peaking at 5.31% earlier, the highest since 2002.
The dollar capped a fourth straight weekly gain against a trade-weighted basket of currencies.
Economic Data
September CPI is expected to show faster headline inflation on higher energy prices, with core inflation the key reading for the Fed.
Retail sales next week will show how households are handling the energy price shock.
Third-quarter earnings season kicks off with the large banks.
Bond Market Volatility
Bond swings are being driven by oil prices, robust growth, sticky inflation, a hawkish Fed, and high federal debt.
French bond yields have risen sharply in recent weeks on debt sustainability concerns.
Corporate-government spreads remain narrow, which has muted the impact of tighter financial conditions on equities.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Fastly ($FSLY) +16% after Oppenheimer upgraded the edge cloud company to Outperform with a $35 price target.
(+) Moderna ($MRNA) +15% because the mRNA vaccine and cancer drug developer joined the Nasdaq-100 before Friday’s open.
(–) T-Mobile US ($TMUS) -13% after SpaceX agreed to buy a nationwide block of 800 MHz low-band spectrum from Grain Management to launch “Starlink Mobile”.
Prediction Markets
Happy Columbus Day! What’s the next thing Trump will rename?
Private Dealmaking
Viatris agreed to buy Pacira Biosciences for $1.65 billion
Atomic Machines, a manufacturing system for micro-machines, raised $250 million
Voltus, a flexible energy platform, raised $225 million
Arena Intelligence, an AI model evaluator, raised $200 million
Universal Quantum, a U.K. large-scale quantum computing startup, raised over $100 million
Ultra, a robots-as-a-service startup, raised $62 million
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BOOK OF THE DAY
The AGI Chronicles

Description:
Kevin Roose takes readers inside the high-stakes race to build artificial general intelligence, drawing on more than 150 interviews with insiders at OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google DeepMind. He reconstructs the pivotal decisions, corporate rivalries, scientific breakthroughs, and internal conflicts that have shaped the modern AI industry. The book explores Sam Altman's dramatic removal and reinstatement at OpenAI, the disagreements that led Anthropic's founders to leave OpenAI, and Google's efforts to catch up in the race for increasingly powerful AI systems. Roose also examines the tension between AI leaders who believe these technologies could solve humanity's greatest problems and those who fear they could pose unprecedented risks. The result is an inside account of an industry where enormous financial incentives, competing visions of the future, and questions about humanity's control over technology collide.
Book Length: 448 pages
Release Date: October 6, 2026
Ideal For:
Technology executives, AI professionals, investors, entrepreneurs, policymakers, and anyone interested in artificial intelligence, the future of work, technological competition, and the risks and opportunities of superintelligent machines.
“The future of intelligence isn't inevitable. It's being shaped by the decisions people make today.”
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Family Offices Grew 31% in Five Years
There are now over 8,000 single family offices worldwide, up 31% in five years, and Deloitte projects 10,720 by 2030. “Single Family Offices” are private firms that exist to serve exactly one family.
Beyond picking investments, a family office’s real job is running the family balance sheet like a corporate treasury. Liquidity comes from credit, not sales. Real estate, tax bills, and new deals get funded by borrowing against the portfolio which allows it to continue compounding untouched. It’s why the ultra-wealthy rarely show up as sellers.
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DAILY ACUMEN
Regression Effect
Daniel Kahneman once taught psychology to Israeli Air Force flight instructors. They told him that praising a cadet after an excellent landing was usually followed by a worse one, while shouting at a cadet after a poor landing was usually followed by improvement. Their conclusion was that criticism works and praise backfires.
Kahneman saw what they missed. An unusually good or bad performance is partly luck, and the next attempt tends to land closer to the cadet’s average whatever the instructor says.
The same mistake shows up in investing. The fund manager at the top of this year’s rankings has probably had some good luck, and next year’s results tend to be closer to the middle. Before crediting skill or blaming a change in strategy, ask how much of the extreme result was always going to fade.
ENLIGHTENMENT
Short Squeez Picks
What to do when there’s too much work
Why timing can matter as much as talent in leadership
5 science-backed strategies to be a better boss
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