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šŸ‹ JPMorgan Iced Out of Private Credit

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JPMorgan Iced Out of Private Credit

Private credit has been one of Wall Street’s biggest post-crisis success stories, ballooning into a $1.7 trillion asset class since the 2008 meltdown.

In 2025, it’s still fueling LBOs, offering juicy double-digit yields, and starting to attract retail investors. The major players: Blackstone, Ares, Apollo, are thriving. But the biggest bank on Wall Street? Still locked out.

JPMorgan has been trying to break in for over a year. Traders routinely send out ā€œruns,ā€ wishlists of private loans they want to buy, only to be met with near-total silence. One recent run listed 14 loans with $5 million buy interest each. The total that came back? $3.3 million, most of it from deals JPM underwrote themselves.

And this isn’t about pricing. JPMorgan is willing to pay up. The issue is power. The top private credit shops built this market after the GFC, and they like it exactly how it is: tight-knit, opaque, and controlled. Letting JPM in would mean loosening their grip, and potentially unraveling the very appeal of private credit.

That’s because JPMorgan’s ambitions go beyond just buying loans. The bank wants to create an actual trading market, with transparency, daily pricing, and liquidity. To some, that’s long overdue.

To others, it’s a threat to the entire model. If these loans start trading, they’ll start getting marked to market. Volatility enters the chat. Suddenly, private credit starts to resemble its less-sexy cousin: high-yield.

Despite a $50 billion lending war chest and partnerships with Apollo and others, JPMorgan’s broader effort is still stalling. Many private equity sponsors, worried about exposing valuations or losing control of who owns their debt, are actively asking the bank to stop listing their deals altogether.

As one trader put it: just because you want an ostrich to fly doesn’t mean it’s going to happen.

Takeaway: JPMorgan wants to modernize private credit, but the incumbents are in no rush to help. Still, the bank holds the keys to IPOs, bond offerings, and long-standing corporate relationships. If they decide to flex, access to those deals could come with strings attached. For now, though, they remain on the sidelines, armed with cash and unanswered emails.

HEADLINES

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  • Nvidia hits highest level since January, nears record close (YF)

  • Wall Street bull calls for another 10% rally in S&P 500 by end of 2025 (YF)

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Market Update

  • U.S. equity markets closed higher Tuesday, following a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Iran, reducing geopolitical tensions.

  • 10‑year Treasury yield fell to 4.29%, retreating from its May peak.

  • Tech and financials led the day, while energy and consumer staples lagged.

  • Asian and European markets rallied, supported by improved global sentiment.

  • Oil prices declined, easing inflation pressures.

Economic Data Highlights

  • Home Prices (April): S&P Case‑Shiller 20‑City index fell 0.3% MoM, with annual gains slowing to 3.4%.

  • Shelter inflation eased, helping keep CPI shelter pressure contained.

  • Consumer Confidence (June): Conference Board index dropped to 93.0; 12-month inflation expectations cooled to 6.0%.

  • Home‑buying sentiment weakened, while intentions to buy cars remained stable.

Reported Earnings

  • Carnival (CCL) – June 24: Cruise bookings held steady, supported by resilient demand despite higher fuel costs.

  • FedEx (FDX) – June 24: Mixed results as freight operations faced headwinds but e-commerce volumes remained robust.

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  • Paychex (PAYX) – Reporting June 25 (Before Market Open): Investors are watching payroll growth and client retention amid a softening labor market.

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  • Jefferies Financial (JEF) – Reporting June 25 (After Market Close): Key focus on investment banking performance and strength in wealth and asset management.

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  • (+) Coinbase ($COIN) +12% after stablecoin momentum; a crypto rally.

  • (+) Uber ($UBER) +8% because Uber, Waymo robotaxi service opens to passengers in Atlanta.

  • (–) Circle Internet Group ($CRCL) -15% after the company’s IPO rally loses steam.

Private Dealmaking

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  • Halter, maker of smart cow collars, raises $100 million

  • Digital Asset, a blockchain startup, raised $135 million

  • Finom, a Dutch neobank, raised $133 million

  • Conquest Planning, a financial planning software provider, raised $80 million

  • Standard Nuclear, a nuclear fuel reactor provider, raised $42 million

  • Browserbase, a "headless browser" startup, raised $40 million

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