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Plus: S&P 500 is now up 2% YTD, Moody's downgraded the U.S., Bessent clapped back, Trump wants Walmart to 'eat the tariffs,' and Steve Cohen's recession odds.

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Good morning! The S&P 500 is now up ~2% YTD after rebounding 20% from April lows. Moodyās downgraded the U.S. credit rating over rising debt. Scott Bessent clapped back, calling Moody's a lagging indicator.
Elsewhere: Steve Cohen still puts U.S. recession odds at 45%, Charter and Cox are merging in a mega $34.5B cable deal, and Trump wants Walmart to āeat the tariffs.ā
Plus: the PE carried interest loophole faces a new hurdle, tech IPOs are showing signs of life, and a father-son duo got sentenced for their $100M New Jersey deli fraud.
Cytonics is developing a drug to tackle joint pain. Learn about their raise and join them as an investor.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Jamieās Last Move

Today is JPMorgan Chaseās investor day. And you can be certainā¦some investors are going to urge Jamie Dimon to reconsider his retirement timeline.
Dimon is the undisputed face of JPMorgan. Heās led the bank since 2006, brilliantly navigated the 2008 financial crisis, and put the bank on a path towards a $1 trillion market cap.
Heās also been a voice of reason. Just last month, Trump paused his āLiberation Dayā tariffs only hours after Dimon told Maria Bartiromo a recession could be coming.
But with Dimon now 69 and hinting at retirement, analysts and investors are starting to speak out publicly.
Wells Fargoās Mike Mayo recently urged, āJamie Dimon, do not go!ā Another shareholder asked him to stay through the next election. While Dimon has suggested stepping down in a few years is his ābase case,ā some clearly want more.
The public pressure for JPMorgan to find the right successor is real. Analysts like BofAās Ebrahim Poonawala have called Dimonās succession the āsingle biggest idiosyncratic risk factorā for JPMorganās stock.
Dimon's retirement wouldnāt just be about JPMorgan losing a CEO. It would be about replacing someone with both an impeccable track record (20% average returns since 2006) and strong political clout.
Takeaway: While JPMorgan has floated some possible successors, his departure could be an existential threat to the stock. As one shareholder put it: āIf he stays as long as he wants, that would be fine.ā
But for now, the question isnāt who will replace Dimon but rather if anyone can.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Moody's downgrades US credit rating over rising debt (Fox)
Bessent calls Moody's a 'lagging indicator' after U.S. credit downgrade (NBC)
Bessent says tariff rates could return to āreciprocalā levels (CNN)
Trump threatens Walmart, demands it "eat the tariffs" (Axios)
Trump wants to kill the carried interest loophole (Axios)
Steve Cohen sees US recession probability at 45% (BB)
Trump and MBS pledge $1T in commercial deals (BB)
Father-son duo sentenced over $100M New Jersey deli fraud (CNBC)
Novo ousts CEO Jorgensen after Lilly competition hits shares (CNBC)
Capital One finishes Discover acquisition after 15-month journey (YF)
Cable companies Charter and Cox agree to merge (CNBC)
Anthropic closes $2.5 billion credit facility (CNBC)
Federal Reserve to reduce staff by 10% (Axios)
Tariff, AI worries loom as Silicon Valley's conference season begins (YF)
Tech IPO market is finally showing signs of life (CNBC)
Tesla stock soars for 4th straight week thanks to new Musk pay package (YF)
Worldās tallest apartment building will have 154 floors (NYP)
Cava defies dining slowdown (CNBC)
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Can This Startup Do for Joint Pain What Ozempic Did for Weight Loss?
Osteoarthritis affects over 30 million Americans, yet nearly all treatments just mask the pain. Cytonics is doing something different: itās developing a drug that targets the actual cause of joint damage.
Their therapy, CYT-108, is designed to block the enzymes that eat away at cartilage, potentially stopping osteoarthritis before it gets worse and encouraging cartilage repair.
Theyāve already raised $25M+ from āeverydayā investors (no VC or Big Pharma). And with early clinical trials now underway, Cytonics could be positioned at the forefront of a new generation of treatments for joint degeneration.
This is your chance to invest* in a startup aiming to rewrite the playbook on pain.
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. stocks rose Friday, closing out a strong week as trade tensions eased and investor sentiment improved.
Health care and utility stocks led, while the S&P 500 finished the week up 1.5% year-to-date, and mid-cap stocks up 2.4%.
Bond yields declined, with the 10-year Treasury yield falling to 4.44%, reflecting tempered inflation expectations.
Asian markets were mixed, after Japan's GDP contracted for the first time in a year. European equities advanced, with Germanyās DAX index hitting a new all-time high.
The U.S. dollar strengthened, while WTI crude climbed further above $60, supported by improving trade sentiment.
Economic Data Highlights
Housing Starts (Apr): Rose slightly to 1.36M ā just below 1.38M estimate
Building Permits: Fell to 1.41M ā softer than expected
30-year Mortgage Rate: Holding at 6.81% ā elevated but stabilizing
Shelter CPI Inflation: Still elevated at 4.0% YoY ā slowing, but above headline inflation (2.3%)
Consumer Sentiment (May, prelim): Fell to 50.8 ā lowest since 2022; near-term inflation expectations jumped to 7.3%
Tariffs: Cited by ~75% of surveyed consumers as a driver of inflation fears
Reported Earnings
No major companies reported earnings on Friday.
Earnings Today
ZIM Integrated Shipping (ZIM) ā Reporting May 19 (Before Market Open): Investors watching for pricing power, volume guidance, and tariff-related commentary.
Trip.com Group (TCOM) ā Reporting May 19 (After Market Close): Focus on recovery in outbound tourism and booking trends within China.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) +43% after the space tourism company announced it would resume spaceflights.
(+) CoreWeave ($CRWV) +22% because of strong earnings; Nvidia disclosed a larger stake in the data center provider.
(ā) Applied Materials ($AMAT) -5% after the semiconductor company missed on earnings.
Private Dealmaking
Charter Communications acquired Cox for $34.5 billion
Commonwealth Fusion Systems, a power fusion startup, raised $1 billion
Pathos AI, a tumor drug biotech, raised $365 million
Stord, a supply chain company, raised $200 million
ZeroAvia, an airplane engines developer, raised $150 million
Flock Freight, a truckload freight brokerage, raised $60 million
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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Real Estate Digest

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Mortgage rates rose slightly week over week and remain below the 7% threshold for the 17th straight week. Stable rates along with moderately rising inventory are attracting homebuyers into the market, with purchase application activity up 18% YoY.
Latest News
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Vila Nova de Gaia, Porto, Portugal: 4 Bed / 3.5 Bath - $3.9M
BOOK OF THE DAY
Rich Girl Nation

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In the United States, women have only 55 cents for every dollar of wealth held by men, are more likely to end up in poverty following a divorce, and are less likely to retire with the resources they need.
What can women do to build wealth and claim financial power in a system that wasnāt designed for them?
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In Rich Girl Nation, Tassin deconstructs the unique challenges women face on their journey to financial freedom, offering context and nuanced guidance on money matters.
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DAILY VISUAL
Median Age of Homebuyers Now 56
The median age of all homebuyers is now 56 years old, up from 31 in 1981

Source: Apollo
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Top firms like Evercore and CVC already use Mosaic to build LBO models in mere minutes. It's time that you do too.
DAILY ACUMEN
Legends Series: Jesse Livermore
Jesse Livermore was the original traderās trader.
Operating in the early 1900s, he made and lost multiple fortunes, most famously shorting the 1929 crash for $100 millionānearly $1.7 billion today.
But Livermoreās real genius wasnāt just market timing.
It was understanding how human emotion drives price.
In his autobiography Reminiscences of a Stock Operator, Livermore described markets as battles between hope and fear.
He didnāt just watch chartsāhe read crowd behavior.
He once said, āThe market is never wrongāopinions often are.ā
Today, investor sentiment is shifting quickly.
Livermoreās edge?
Patience and pattern recognition.
He waited for the tape to confirm the trend, then acted aggressively.
He didnāt trade for actionāhe traded for asymmetry.
Donāt let impatience dictate your timing.
Let price action confirm the story.
And never confuse noise for signal.
ENLIGHTENMENT
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Memes of the Day




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