🍋 India Kicks Out Jane Street

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India Kicks Out Jane Street

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Jane Street, the high-frequency trading giant that gave Sam Bankman-Fried his start and built its empire on “we’re just smarter than you” algorithms, just got booted from India for f--king around and finding out.

Jane Street made over $4.3 billion in trading gains, mostly from moves in index options. The problem? India’s market watchdog says it wasn’t just outsmarting other traders; it was manipulative.

SEBI, India’s securities regulator, has barred Jane Street from trading and is coming after $570 million in penalties in what it calls “unlawful gains.”

Jane Street had allegedly been front-loading massive option buys early on expiry days, then unloading them after successfully juicing the prices, a classic “pump and dump,” algorithm-style.

Jane says it’s innocent, of course. But this all surfaced after an unrelated court case last year revealed Jane quietly made a billion dollars in Indian equity derivatives. That lawsuit triggered SEBI’s investigation. 

Takeaway: Jane Street is on quite the run in 2025. One of its founders has been accused of funding a coup in South Sudan, and now they’ve been canned from India’s stock market. Just goes to show, it’s not about the size of the dog (only 3,000 employees), but the size of the fight in the dog. But maybe keep it a little quieter next time you finesse billions in a foreign market.

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